Twitter C/D

I imagine "doxxing" dril would be kind of like this:

http://i.imgur.com/Xv4xqTr.jpg

lmao

he got verified

why does it matter if he got doxxed, can he not still tweet safely from home, or is he an already famous person or what

― ur-oik (rip van wanko), Friday, November 17, 2017 2:42 PM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idk what his day job is but it's reasonable to not want your crude twitter persona be linked to your real name

when i find out who dril is

7 / 244 https://t.co/3BSdIPZAsm

— BTC: 1JBJ8nczRAfBUpMQNQGthxgZwWGcrbYeb9 (@mannynotfound) November 17, 2017

Elena Ferrante, now dril. Let ppl create good things in peace ffs.

crude twitter persona

this is a bad take,,

*checks every hour whether dril is around*

I don't give a shit about comedy or the new series of Curb or whatever else with @dril around. Feeling kinda awful abt this - hope he carries on.

This is just disrespectful https://t.co/jmdXANjILq

— Pop-Tarts (@PopTartsUS) November 20, 2017

Should we start a separate thread about what we’re going to do when Twitter ends?

And preemptively ban gloating except if you have a really awesome and evocative word picture of how you will gloat and who your audience will be etc

Donald Trump Jr. wondered if "weird twitter" from WikiLeaks was real https://t.co/z8Qvl98mFm

— Dan Friedman (@dfriedman33) November 27, 2017

heh nice

280 is actually bad

is there something going on about sinks right now? Just had two tweets in my timeline from two different people about sinks, not related from what I can see.

making fun of the 'analysis' that is reposting some fact re: trump and saying 'let. that. sink. in.' that CNN journos like

sinks its where it lets in

I don't get the plums thing either.

its a goof on the william carlos williams poem abt apologizing for eating the plums which are cold and sweet

Which people have been goofing on for years but it’s a new blossoming of the form

goofs on that poem are bad, like baby shoes bad

hmmm, no

Ok I haven't seen any good ones

goofs on that poem are bad, like baby shoes bad

― sonnet by a wite kid, "On Æolian Grief" (wins), Friday, December 1, 2017 12:04 PM (thirty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i did a baby shoes one way back, it's true that they aren't funny

some of the baby shoes ones are funny playing off the fact that were supposed to genuflect before the original

i'm pro plums but it has gone too far

i agree, he shd not have eaten the plums, even if they were cold and sweet

I am glad to know the source of the cold plums

goofs on that poem are bad, like baby shoes bad

― sonnet by a wite kid, "On Æolian Grief" (wins), Friday, December 1, 2017 2:04 PM (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the fuck this was like the only good thing on twitter all week

for some reason i thought it was in reference to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzRNrS5MPOw

idk maybe people really are uncontrollably guffawing at the 4000th non-variation of (extremely 280 characters voice) "90s meme song lyrics, also plums" and I'm a joyless monster for my only reaction is "oh. Yes. Yes, I see what this is"

we are having all-time storms and flooding, and there have been six tweets about it in the past hour. twitter is decaying.

i like dumb jokes

And you cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
Cold plums

I deleted twitter off my phone again we’ll see if it sticks.

same here (but for the first time)

D

joyless monsters otm as usual

I made a plum tweet 😜

i forgive you

heh

Ain't I a stinker

white chickens are next, keep it on the hush

Imagine trying to explain “left icebox none plums” to your parents

— Louisa 🌹🍞🌹 (@LouisatheLast) December 1, 2017

ffffuxk

Anyone on Mastodon btw, the hip new open source twitter that is about 1/3 furries but 0/3 brands

I have an acct that I check maybe every few months

every month or two i get a friend request from ello. i haven't unsubscribed out of sheer laziness

idk maybe people really are uncontrollably guffawing at the 4000th non-variation of (extremely 280 characters voice) "90s meme song lyrics, also plums" and I'm a joyless monster for my only reaction is "oh. Yes. Yes, I see what this is"

Yeah, was gonna say, "plums" is basically just Lysol Douche/and here's why/many other threads for twitter.