Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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on that note,
"I'M ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE, AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK!"

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:37 (nineteen years ago) link

"i tried so hard"

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:37 (nineteen years ago) link

"I've had better"

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:20 (nineteen years ago) link

I'M COMING UP YOUR ASSSSSSSSSSSSS

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:21 (nineteen years ago) link

HI NED

Whoa. Dare I envision the contexts (assuming they don't involve me)?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:23 (nineteen years ago) link

I guess the context would be that you walked in?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Or maybe I just materialized in a vision.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:25 (nineteen years ago) link

He's fixing the copier.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:29 (nineteen years ago) link

we are the robots

― kephm (kephm), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:31 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.yourethemannowdog.com/YOU-MAN-NOW.jpg

YOU'RE THE MAN NOW, DOG!

― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:32 (nineteen years ago) link

"EXCELSIOR!!!!!"

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:33 (nineteen years ago) link

"IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME"

*donkey punch*

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Elvis has left the ding-a-ling.

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:07 (nineteen years ago) link

"VICTORY FOR THE FORCES OF DEMOCRATIC FREEDOM!"

(ok, who gets my reference?)

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:15 (nineteen years ago) link

What aisle is tissue paper on?

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Slow down little nigga
Don’t exceed your speed
Cuz I will put g's on they fitted like the Negro league
I got connects so I don’t need no weed
I’ve been in LA for a year now
So I don’t see no seeds
After I’m done you clappin’ the crew
Hell yeah, I fuck fans
Guess what your favorite rapper does too
In a minute I’ma have the Jew to makin’ my rims spin
My crew run wild at the Jamaica’s at Kingston
Nothin’ but bling bling in ya face boy
That’s why my knicks shine like one of them shirts Puffy and Mase wore
I done find a nympho as soon as I pop a bra
She had my balls head first just like a soccer star
You can only stand next to the man if you proper
Ya'll take care of birds like a animal doctor
Been out and I’m buzzin’ niggas just slept on me
So I’m out for revenge like one of bin laden's cousins

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:18 (nineteen years ago) link

"What's your take on Jon Williams?"

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:23 (nineteen years ago) link

"COLUMNATED RUINS DOMINO!"

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 22:19 (nineteen years ago) link

(especially if you sing it just like the record)

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 22:32 (nineteen years ago) link

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! I. AM. A. MAN!"

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 22:34 (nineteen years ago) link

"MY BALLS ESPLODE!!!!!"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 13 October 2004 22:34 (nineteen years ago) link

"Arial is the poor man's Helvetica"

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 23:42 (nineteen years ago) link

"Jumanji!"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 16 October 2004 16:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Immediately after climaxing, Defendant BILL O'REILLY launched into a discussion concerning how good he was during a recent appearance on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno: "It was funny, they used a big clip of me.... Right after Brokaw and Brokaw was absolutely the most unfunny guy in the world, and the audience got a big charge out of my.... It was good."

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 16 October 2004 17:00 (nineteen years ago) link

"oh, i'm so sorry. that usually never happens to me, but you look so fucking hot, hey, hey, aw, come back, co-"

*sigh

"tough on cum, tough on the causes of cum"

― darragh.mac (darragh.mac), Saturday, 16 October 2004 21:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I have some questions about Homosexual Sex. How do you decide whose dick goes in whose butt? Do you get poo on your penis? Do homosexuals masterbate the same as everybody else or do they put something in their butt?

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 16 October 2004 23:14 (nineteen years ago) link

"EVERYTHING MUST GO!"

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Saturday, 16 October 2004 23:20 (nineteen years ago) link

i, thankfully, don't have any questions on homosexual relations...

― darragh.mac (darragh.mac), Saturday, 16 October 2004 23:40 (nineteen years ago) link

ORNALDO BLOOMPS FOR PRESIDETN!

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 17 October 2004 19:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I was flipping through the late night Skinemax movies Saturday night and I heard this beaut.

"Im gonna let one go on your pocket taco!"

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 18 October 2004 10:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Im gonna insert my hot shaft in your tender vittles.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:10 (nineteen years ago) link

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!!!

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:41 (nineteen years ago) link

"Where's Aja?"

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Friday, 22 October 2004 17:43 (nineteen years ago) link

GARU G

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:55 (nineteen years ago) link

SPOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN!!!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 23 October 2004 00:13 (nineteen years ago) link

je4nne wins

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 23 October 2004 13:30 (nineteen years ago) link

three months pass...

"I wonder if it's night time in Lithuania?"

― JTS, Sunday, 30 January 2005 00:08 (nineteen years ago) link

^^^^Hhahaha

Pre:
"Unghhhh, oh yo shit, did u already bust? Cos I know that shit's like a big complex with like, 90% of all bitches, naw naw don't fuck around, make sure you bust first, I'm a gentleman. In fact, it's one of my new years resolutions. Hey, you never even told me yours! Aw shit yo your box is fucken is LUSH, it's like that really expensive Danone "La Creme" yogurt.... you ever try that shit? OMG it's like regular yogurt but I dunno...

Post:
"That's some high-roller cum in you right there. Respect that shit."

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Sunday, 30 January 2005 00:16 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG that's it what? oh yeh ILm!!! *dives to computer* er funniest erm OOOOOhhhgggfff no no I can't hold it... what? there's this message board, no it's not porn uuuugggghhhh sorry must type this is funnnnnnnnnn h shit sorry was that your face oh no I'm sorry no really i'm sorrry

― elwisty (elwisty), Sunday, 30 January 2005 01:48 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...

when the shit goes down, you better be ready!

― garu gee (ken c), Thursday, 15 June 2006 12:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i've no idea how i got to this thread btw

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 June 2006 12:58 (seventeen years ago) link

"Oops up side yr head"

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:08 (seventeen years ago) link

this is not coming. it's a lifestyle

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:13 (seventeen years ago) link

FACES!

― teh_kit has 21 friends (g-kit), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:25 (seventeen years ago) link

how do i shot head

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Two people I know: girl rather short, boy very tall. During sex, she catches him looking at the mirror above their dresser. She asks him "does it look like you're fucking a Hobbit?"

― joygoat (joygoat), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:37 (seventeen years ago) link

"oh, wrinklepaws"

― p@reene (Pareene), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:37 (seventeen years ago) link

my cock fancies a henfap

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 June 2006 14:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I AM BECOME SHIVA, DESTROYER OF WOMBS

― Nicholas Passant (Nicholas Passant), Thursday, 15 June 2006 14:37 (seventeen years ago) link

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