Old ILX Posts Which Continue To Haunt Your Thoughts

all-time typo imo

lol

ahhahahaha

It's kind of amazing how permanently-etched that post has become in my feces.

Argh, I mean 'mind', stupid autocoprophilia.

crazy, i was totally haunted by that post the other day when the sports radio guys were talking about wafflestomper boots

you might want to check out posts by this dude ian reese-morane or whatever dude's name was - very precious, anglo scarfy, his style/taste/everything was nearly identical to yours. identical. and here's the thing: dude was screwing his mom. so when alot of people read yr posts right or wrong they're thinking 'this guy fucks his mom' and alot of people find that repulsive, like almost as bad as liking gay dad repulsive. so maybe pipe down a little more, lose some of yr sparkle. or maybe just start posting as ian reese-moraine is on the scene againe that way you can borrow some of that motherfucker's immunity.
― j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, July 30, 2006 10:58 PM (eleven years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

today when I read an Old Lunch post that began with "Here's the thing:" my brain immediately filled in "dude was screwing his mom."

It's the implicit subtext of many of my posts.

they started out friends

it was cool but it was all pretend
yeah yeah
screwing his mom

Yep since I posted that 'screwing his mom' has permanently replaced that line in my head

police man

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, December 10, 2014 10:52 AM (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

really glad I could bring the world another round of waterface and treeship gently rolling a ball between each other on a rainy day

― imago-er not a show-er (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 18 November 2013 16:18 (four years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

think of this turn of phrase so often when encountering huge swathes of online discourse (eg nearly everything to do with the World Cup)

I only just encountered this (or any) showershitting tale and while it is funny i will never be able to unknow it. I could voluntarily take another tbi i guess but i dont wanna die over this horror. Wanna live but forget.

took a dump in the shower once, smushed the turds down the drain with my toes - felt like i was stomping grapes

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I'm a big fan of price of Wales check suits but wearing it with a check shirt is a definitely a on no. Have a fabulous Vivienne Westwood suite in pale bluey grey price of Wales, bought on hood last year, it is by far an away the bets cut suit I've ever owned. I think it works well with a lighter floral pattern shift, no tie but I hardly ever wear one. In fact I have a hard time conceiving of making a tie work with it. Possibly a Pucci print with a white shirt but that might be a bit much

I like the rag and bone suit. It's a bit country squire/brown in town but not so much it's a tattersall check shirt and flat cap away from requiring accessorising with a flat cap, land rover and shooting stick. Not full on tweeds but not full on sharp either.

― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, January 16, 2014 7:36 PM (four years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Whenever I think about suits I imagine Ed (in my imagined Ed) voice saying "It's a bit country squire/brown in town but not so much"

i like how the abundant typos suggest he was tipsy and waxing satirical, always a good look imo

gtfo with ranking dogs. as a very angry guy on a brooklyn corner once told me after i said "oh, what a good dog!" to his very VERY good dog that was with him: 'THEY'RE ALL GOOD DOGS'

― Karl Malone, Dienstag, 16. Januar 2018 17:55 (eight months ago)

they should restructure the show so all dogs are tied for #1

― Karl Malone, Dienstag, 16. Januar 2018 17:56 (eight months ago)

ya

White wrote of Peele’s film: “‘Get Out’ does not rank with America’s notable race comedies — Brian De Palma’s ‘Hi, Mom!’, Ossie Davis’s ‘Gone Are the Days! (Purlie Victorious)’, Robert Downey Sr.’s ‘Putney Swope,’ Melvin Van Peebles’s ‘Sweet Sweetback’, Hal Ashby’s ‘The Landlord,’ Rusty Cundieff’s ‘Fear of a Black Hat,’ or any of the genre spoofs by the Wayans family, … or the recent Eddie Murphy films that are so personal and ingenious, they transcend racial categorization.”

Still taking this in.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, February 28, 2017 6:51 PM (one year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ages and ages ago, Dog Latin mentioned that he was suffering from an earworm of Maxell's Silver Hammer, just the first two beats, looping in his head and every now and then it happens to me too, 'John was, John was, John was, John was..."

gtfo with ranking your children. as a very angry guy on a brooklyn corner once told me after i said "oh, what a good child!" to his very VERY good child that was with him: 'THEY'RE ALL GOOD CHILDREN'
― Karl Malone, Dienstag, 16. Januar 2018 17:55 (eight months ago)

they should restructure the show so all children are tied for #1

― Karl Malone, Dienstag, 16. Januar 2018 17:56 (eight months ago)

imo this can only mean that all children are mediocre u_u

and i'm willing to accept that i guess

Joan was quizzical... right?

It's Joan? Well, I'll be darned!

Referred to as “she” and “her” and the verse describes Maxwell asking her out on a date and showing up to pick her up (but actually murder her).

It’s a shit song fwiw. A very unfunny attempt at “black humor.”

I admit I've never paid much attention to the song, it's a blind spot for me, a lot of White album tracks are.

Dude, come on. Everybody knows it's a Rubber Soul track. So embarrassed for u.

Referred to as “she” and “her” and the verse describes Maxwell asking her out on a date and showing up to pick her up (but actually murder her).

had no idea what the hell was being discussed because i was scrolling up from the bottom and i was wondering if this was something i missed from Urban Hang Suite or Embrya...

XP - Haha, welp, time to drag my sorry self to the 'Times you have made an ass out of yourself irl with music' thread.

Oh I thought it was the sexual qualities thread

the days where we argued vehemently about whether the Beatles or pizza were more omnipresent seem so innocent now; they will have been so beautiful

I kinda thought MaresNest was going McBane "That Is the Joke" on me!

Beatles or pizza

depends on whether you are lactose intolerant or McCartney intolerant

one should be avoided by people who can’t tolerate cheese and the other is pizza

This post from Momus in 2003 haunts my thoughts when I'm about to post or write anything negative:

Andrew, this is yet more blog despondency (blogspondency?) -- one begins to wonder whether there is therapeutic value in the semi-public admission of negative feelings, or whether they just anchor and externalise what would otherwise be trivial and transitory moods. 'I think I may just be wallowing in self-pity' says the author. Well, yes. 'It just goes further to suggest that I don't have a creative bone in my body. Fuck it.' No, don't fuck it! You're in the entertainment industry now, lad, the roar of the crowd, the sizzle of the greasepaint! It may just be a blog, but pack up your troubles in your old kit bag and let's do the show right here! 5

the sizzle of the greasepaint?

Theatrical makeup under stage lights

i'm a real entertainer, pat me down with a paper towel to remove excess grease

kenan wrote this on thread Do you feel awkward when buying condoms? on board I Love Everything on Apr 10, 2007

there's this slummy liquor store/drug store around the corner from me, and the only brand of condoms on display behind the counter are Magnums. As if to say, this is a big dick store for big dick people. Buy some big dick whiskey and big dick cigarettes and big dick condoms, why dontcha?

wow, kenan found the original big dick energy, 11 years ahead of the curve

(that last part is also a dick joke btw)

That Momus post is great

have to put sheets on my bed, would pretty much rather kill myself

― J0rdan S., Monday, July 18, 2011 2:05 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

― dayo, Monday, July 18, 2011 4:10 AM (seven years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Feeling that.

sorry libs, ted cruz is fuckable now

― fans annoyed as emily atack screams over nick knowles' kumquat (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 8 December 2018 14:04 (five hours ago)

five hours ago is old now?

an instant classic, as it were

Ted Cruz's First Fuckable Day

Jesus, no

So he was totally fuckable before today, is what you're saying.