Worst Fifth Film In A Series

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im def in that Goldeneye ageset. TBS Bond marathons is pretty much how i've seen most of them.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 14 November 2017 22:30 (six years ago) link

I abhor Brosnan bonds (born in 76) - but i was raised by a Connery loving Mum who barely even tolerated Moore (I personally enjoy Moore btw)

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 14 November 2017 22:41 (six years ago) link

Brosnan is an extremely likable presence and makes a decent Bond, he's kind of halfway between Moore and Dalton for me persona-wise. i don't think those movies are very good overall, though Goldeneye has Sean Bean, one of the best femme fatales, and Martin Campbell does a very good job of directing it. it feels a little lightweight though.

omar little, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 22:45 (six years ago) link

lol yeah my dad hated Moore and thought he turned the series into a joke. i think he had read some of the books so he was always comparing the films to the books. Moore was the least believable as a trained killer secret agent rather than dopey pretty boy movie star

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 14 November 2017 22:46 (six years ago) link

for a second thought you were saying Sean Bean was the femme fatale

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 03:16 (six years ago) link

I was

o_O

omar little, Wednesday, 15 November 2017 03:22 (six years ago) link

"Sean Bean, one of the best femme fatales" needs to be somebody's username

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 15 November 2017 06:11 (six years ago) link

That Attack Of The Clones clip is actually the edited version that Lucas released on DVD to make that scene less goofy - I can't find a clip of the theatrical version but her "uh-huh" there is instead a perky "yes!"

Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 11:00 (six years ago) link

I was born in 79 and the Brosnan films are precisely why I never got into Bond

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 11:07 (six years ago) link

"Gather what troops you can, we've got to get to that hangar!"

iirc, Padme also has no reason to know that Dooku was going to a hangar

jmm, Wednesday, 15 November 2017 14:40 (six years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Friday, 17 November 2017 00:01 (six years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Saturday, 18 November 2017 00:01 (six years ago) link

I cannot argue.

gimme the beet poison, free my soul (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 18 November 2017 02:52 (six years ago) link

poll: how many of these fifth films in a series were you aware existed

mookieproof, Saturday, 18 November 2017 02:55 (six years ago) link

i count thirty

gimme the beet poison, free my soul (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 18 November 2017 03:05 (six years ago) link

monster

mookieproof, Saturday, 18 November 2017 04:03 (six years ago) link

very accurate results

cosmic brain dildo (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 18 November 2017 06:41 (six years ago) link

I don't hate Genisys, it was stupid action fun. way better than salvation.

Einstein, Bazinga, Sitar (abanana), Saturday, 18 November 2017 06:59 (six years ago) link

that is a very low bar imo

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 November 2017 07:13 (six years ago) link

Genisys was only slightly more tolerable than a prostate exam

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 November 2017 15:35 (six years ago) link

prostate exam is all over in a couple of minutes so no

faked potato (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 November 2017 15:36 (six years ago) link

With genisys it didn't even matter who you were there with so no

fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 November 2017 15:52 (six years ago) link

Assuming the one vote for Seed of Chucky was a misunderstanding of the poll topic.

Anne of the Thousand Gays (Eric H.), Saturday, 18 November 2017 16:18 (six years ago) link

at first I thought this was the Die Hard with my boy Olyphant in it and I was briefly incensed

Simon H., Saturday, 18 November 2017 16:29 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://www.benji.com/JoeCamp/ImagesJoe/B&Me-web.jpg

a friend of mine is reading this as research for a "you must remember this" style podcast on Benji. can't wait to hear the real dirt on the troubled shoot for benji: off the leash!

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Friday, 15 December 2017 14:34 (six years ago) link

Benji was a total coked-out diva on the set, iirc.

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 December 2017 14:39 (six years ago) link

"Oh, Heavenly Dog!" or get out.

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 15 December 2017 14:49 (six years ago) link

omg it got its own thread: Benji: Off the Leash!

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 21 December 2017 16:09 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NooW_RbfdWI

this is shaping up to look like it coulda been a contender imo

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 8 February 2018 01:42 (six years ago) link

more stuff that was in the crazy sayles script iirc

adam the (abanana), Thursday, 8 February 2018 06:43 (six years ago) link

four months pass...

based on reviews, JURASSIC WORLD: FALLEN KINGDOM seems as if it could either have been a contender in this thread, or a classic case of "the previous one was so bad that nobody even cared that this was worse"

This is a total Jeff Porcaro. (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 21:08 (five years ago) link

Wow, I figured improving on the last one would've been the easiest thing in the (movie-related) world. Guess trying is still hard.

A Frankenstein + A Dracula + A Mummy That's Been Werewolfed (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 21:39 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

Worst Sixth Film In A Series

Doctor Casϵϵno (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 25 August 2018 01:14 (five years ago) link


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