brexit negging when yr mandate is is trash: or further chronicles of a garbage-fire

Meanwhile when was the last time anyone saw Theresa May alive?

well that raises some other questions

yep, it's from duck hunting

Not much fun hunting a dead duck, amirite? You can use that on HIGNIFYYFGH, Hislop.

Meanwhile when was the last time anyone saw Theresa May alive?

i believe a special advisor to no 10 has some perspective to offer on this point

https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/3/31666/889126-judge_death_5.jpg

wtf is may even doing all day

preparing for an orderly brexit

getting our house in order for brexit talks

dotting the i's and crossing the t's in order that the brexit britain voted for is delivered

Strengthening her stable

she is getting on with the job of delivering breakfast

getting on with the job

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whether you want it or not

the british public don't want to hear about our failures

she's got a a 2:1 in geography, so maybe she can see exactly where Priti is rn in her mind!

*sets down plate of off-brand travel adaptors soaking in uncooked pancake batter and a bill for £60B*

"well you SAID you wanted breakfast so HERE IT IS"

following months of intense consultation with our friends in the european union, from march 2019 a full english breakfast will consist of eggs, beans, a bicycle inner tube, half a housebrick and four snails

she's flying off to Rio. That's gonna make Priti Patel look really silly!

"no i myself wouldn't want a breakfast like that but i feel the democratic process must be respected"

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it's the nature of compromise innit brian

straightening pencils, clearing her throat, practising first lines.

"MISS Patel" "Miss PAtel" "Miss PaTEL"

it’s extremely good how we have no government right now. love too have no government

anarchy in the uk is a lot less exciting than i expected tbh

written down like this, it's is real mid-season-2 twin peaks stuff

https://www.buzzfeed.com/emilyashton/heres-a-complete-timeline-of-the-increasingly-batshit-story

don't mean this from a place of any sympathy, not even slightly, but some of the live reporting on this today is fucking farce of the highest order. the guardian is quoting people's tweets about her whatsapp account displaying that she's online. they had a pic, an aerial shot from a few hundred metres, in which they speculated whether it was her hand closing a distant car door.

boarding far-away planes.. to take them home to ...

there isn't enough news :-(

(there aren't a lot of Patels over here) I keep reading her last name as Pastel, as if it wasn't funny enough already

pic.twitter.com/2i57IG1p8C

— Conor Wilson (@ConorWilson) November 8, 2017

Come come, this is fucking awesome!

i think the helicopter hovering over her car driving in on the m4 was the daftest thing so far and probably a reasonable argument against the licence fee

reminscent of the diana funeral procession. people like a nice funeral.

especially if they can watch the corpse stumble ashen-faced out of no 10 after getting merked

24-hr-rolling news is bad not good

i entirely understand journalists *following* a politician's whats-app -- it's the digital equivalent of doorstepping -- but i don't at all understand them tweeting out its status, which is the digital equivalent of paying for yr rival's taxi to allow him/her to doorstep alongside you

unless of course you have insider knowledge abt a rival app, and it's misdirection

There are so many people googling 'Priti Patel' right now they'll be sticking up pretty much any old shit as long as it keeps the google juice flowing.

John McTernan - a man who knows a thing or two about being a hapless loser - weighs in:

Anyone who truly loves the Conservative Party -- which has done so much good for our country over the years -- should be outside the gates of 10 Downing Street now calling for Theresa May and her government to go.

Despite being a lifetime Labour Party supporter, it gives me no joy to write these words.

Unless I've misjudged him and he was pishing himself and howling with laughter when he wrote those words.

between the stranglers fanzine he ran in the 70s and the fact that he follows me on twitter, mr mcternan is a baffling man

he really went downhill after Die Hard with a Vengeance imo

didn’t we all

Priti Patel's allies turn on Theresa May over deepening Israeli meetings row as minister faces the sack.

... according to the Telegraph. Yes, she has allies.

Can't help thinking there's some shifty spy shit going on

Surely PP's allies are her fellow Unchaining Britannia ("this country is a household but also a factory so work harder you lazy fucks") dimbulbs - Raab, Truss, Kwarteng and the other one. The best that Youngish Conservatism can manage.

Now, lets get rid of boris

Resigned. Not sacked.

not really but omg May, claw back one tiny shred of authority please

“Now that further details have come to light, it is right that you have decided to resign and adhere to the high standards of transparency and openness that you have advocated,” May’s letter said.

May would be rubbish on The Apprentice

http://www.bbc.co.uk/staticarchive/dd00f52c877d1a2074071ea4af6a504536279d85.jpg

As opposed too where?

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Blumenthal spelling corrector