brexit negging when yr mandate is is trash: or further chronicles of a garbage-fire

dented her reputation badly enough to allow leadership challenges to take place subsequently though

ru saying we need a STALKING HORSE to throw his/her HAT IN THE RING (at the LAST CHANCE SALOON)

(xxp) Painfully reminiscent of The Day Today sketch about John Major processing to Buckingham Palace to be punched by the Queen.

surely it's long past time for the quiet man of british politics to step once more into the spotlight, buoyed by the amooth rollout and colossal success of universal credit

xp ha otm

I guess I shld now reveal that despite having produced many similar studies for the European Commission & the UK govt in the past including+

— Andrew Lilico (@andrew_lilico) November 1, 2017

obligatory auto-response: lolico

ru saying we need a STALKING HORSE to throw his/her HAT IN THE RING (at the LAST CHANCE SALOON)

for now the stalking horses are ruminating peacefully on the fields of unrest, yet it is only a matter of time before one finds itself cantering towards number 10

https://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/0/39/2393094-stalking_horse_21.jpg

^^^ducks are dumb imo

trojans not much smarter iirc

is that where it comes from as a phrase? i assumed it was more like an equesterian type term, like the equine equivalent of a marathon runner sitting at the back of the pack only to hoof it ahead of everyone in the final mile.

Currently only one Google result for 'Mogg among the pigeons'. Just saying.

Imagine exploiting the perfectly amicable duck and horse relations that exist in such a deceptive manner, no wonder humanity is doomed.

yep, it's from duck hunting

maybe in the next iteration of tory leadership chaos we'll have a priti horse stalking a ruddy duck

https://www.flightradar24.com/KQA100/f76cdcf

22,000 are currently tracking her flight home.

cockpit and 3D view are pretty neat

Meanwhile when was the last time anyone saw Theresa May alive?

well that raises some other questions

yep, it's from duck hunting

Not much fun hunting a dead duck, amirite? You can use that on HIGNIFYYFGH, Hislop.

Meanwhile when was the last time anyone saw Theresa May alive?

i believe a special advisor to no 10 has some perspective to offer on this point

https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/3/31666/889126-judge_death_5.jpg

wtf is may even doing all day

preparing for an orderly brexit

getting our house in order for brexit talks

dotting the i's and crossing the t's in order that the brexit britain voted for is delivered

Strengthening her stable

she is getting on with the job of delivering breakfast

getting on with the job

xpost lol

whether you want it or not

the british public don't want to hear about our failures

she's got a a 2:1 in geography, so maybe she can see exactly where Priti is rn in her mind!

*sets down plate of off-brand travel adaptors soaking in uncooked pancake batter and a bill for £60B*

"well you SAID you wanted breakfast so HERE IT IS"

following months of intense consultation with our friends in the european union, from march 2019 a full english breakfast will consist of eggs, beans, a bicycle inner tube, half a housebrick and four snails

she's flying off to Rio. That's gonna make Priti Patel look really silly!

"no i myself wouldn't want a breakfast like that but i feel the democratic process must be respected"

xpost

it's the nature of compromise innit brian

straightening pencils, clearing her throat, practising first lines.

"MISS Patel" "Miss PAtel" "Miss PaTEL"

it’s extremely good how we have no government right now. love too have no government

anarchy in the uk is a lot less exciting than i expected tbh

written down like this, it's is real mid-season-2 twin peaks stuff

https://www.buzzfeed.com/emilyashton/heres-a-complete-timeline-of-the-increasingly-batshit-story

don't mean this from a place of any sympathy, not even slightly, but some of the live reporting on this today is fucking farce of the highest order. the guardian is quoting people's tweets about her whatsapp account displaying that she's online. they had a pic, an aerial shot from a few hundred metres, in which they speculated whether it was her hand closing a distant car door.

boarding far-away planes.. to take them home to ...

there isn't enough news :-(

(there aren't a lot of Patels over here) I keep reading her last name as Pastel, as if it wasn't funny enough already

pic.twitter.com/2i57IG1p8C

— Conor Wilson (@ConorWilson) November 8, 2017

Come come, this is fucking awesome!

i think the helicopter hovering over her car driving in on the m4 was the daftest thing so far and probably a reasonable argument against the licence fee

reminscent of the diana funeral procession. people like a nice funeral.

especially if they can watch the corpse stumble ashen-faced out of no 10 after getting merked