brexit negging when yr mandate is is trash: or further chronicles of a garbage-fire

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Did Netanyahu also know that the PM knew or did he not know that the PM did not know?

nashwan, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 11:25 (six years ago) link

If it turns out that Number 10 lied about this/tried to cover it up, could that take May down? Feel like a stronger PM would struggle in these circumstance, but it also feels like mutually assured destruction is the only thing keeping her in a job right now.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 11:27 (six years ago) link

Quentin Letts really does seem like a man with some dark secrets.

Headlines traditionally convey the most salient/powerful point made by the writer. Here’s Quentin Letts on Parliament’s response to a Foreign Secretary recklessly endangering a British citizen. pic.twitter.com/WJHyMFUPdn

— James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) November 8, 2017

nashwan, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 11:40 (six years ago) link

has priti been skipping her brain force plus

||||||||, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 11:42 (six years ago) link

you'd wonder if this could bring down may apart from the fact she actually died in the summer.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 12:07 (six years ago) link

I just passed a local Asian builder this morning who has FREE PALESTINE splashed across the front of his van.

i hope it read FOR EVERY CUSTOMER on the back

with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 12:09 (six years ago) link

May makes me think of that famous Kaiser Wilhelm "tethered to a corpse" quote.

calzino, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 12:11 (six years ago) link

xp lol! that might get you killed though!

calzino, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 12:11 (six years ago) link

is this a uk politics season finale do we think

imago, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 12:14 (six years ago) link

maybe a midseason finale. brexit lingereth

imago, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 12:14 (six years ago) link

tethered to a foundering fatberg in a sea of sewage (in a garbage fire)

mark s, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 12:20 (six years ago) link

"This is series 10 of the Big Breakfast, and you're the fucking dinner lady they've asked to host the show."

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 12:20 (six years ago) link

The finale thing worked during the coalition years. Brexit-era Britain is more of a zombie soap.

nashwan, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 12:31 (six years ago) link

yeah finale already happened iirc, this is like.. DVD extras

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 12:36 (six years ago) link

the blooper reel

plp will eat itself (NickB), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 12:38 (six years ago) link

bloopocalypse

mark s, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 12:42 (six years ago) link

Good job, Israeli government! It would be LOL if this brings May down and ushers in Labour...

...cue hundreds of bad Bibi ‘Downfall’ parodies.

kim jong deal (suzy), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 12:44 (six years ago) link

Thing about a season finale is that it involves seemingly everyone - politicians, media overlords, celebs etc. This is pretty niche by comparison.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 12:45 (six years ago) link

i think we're bubbling up to something

imago, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 12:46 (six years ago) link

largely involving brexit but much besides

imago, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 12:46 (six years ago) link

This is not the 'JC brings down Tory government' headline I was hoping for.

nashwan, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 12:48 (six years ago) link

enh, i'll take a collapsed tory government by any means necessary at this point

with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 13:00 (six years ago) link

as someone pointed out on Twitter, it was the boring, obscure and seemingly trivial Westland Affair followed by being savaged by the dead sheep that was Geoffrey Howe that did for Maggie, so fingers crossed!

Neil S, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 13:09 (six years ago) link

The Westland thing was 3 or 4 years before?

mothfrogs and homicidal smoking haikuists (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 13:13 (six years ago) link

dented her reputation badly enough to allow leadership challenges to take place subsequently though

Neil S, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 13:19 (six years ago) link

when is theresa may going to emerge from her cryogenic coffin

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 13:25 (six years ago) link

in the Tories' hour of need, look who's BACK!

The Conservatives can beat Labour at every turn (and did just a few months ago!). We need to be proud to shout up about our beliefs because it is Conservatives who represent the many not the few!

— Activate UK (@ActivateBritain) November 8, 2017

Neil S, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 13:26 (six years ago) link

We’re at “OJ and the white bronco” stage of the coverage as BBC News now showing Priti Patel’s flight from Kenya on the online flight radar: “You can see its just over Greece at the moment" pic.twitter.com/Xf407P2kRF

— Mark Di Stefano 🤙🏻 (@MarkDiStef) November 8, 2017

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 13:28 (six years ago) link

'the conservatives can beat labour at every turn!' crows activate britain, mere months after the most humiliating tory election disaster in recent memory

with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 13:30 (six years ago) link

dented her reputation badly enough to allow leadership challenges to take place subsequently though

ru saying we need a STALKING HORSE to throw his/her HAT IN THE RING (at the LAST CHANCE SALOON)

mark s, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 13:33 (six years ago) link

(xxp) Painfully reminiscent of The Day Today sketch about John Major processing to Buckingham Palace to be punched by the Queen.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 13:37 (six years ago) link

surely it's long past time for the quiet man of british politics to step once more into the spotlight, buoyed by the amooth rollout and colossal success of universal credit

with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 13:38 (six years ago) link

xp ha otm

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 13:43 (six years ago) link

I guess I shld now reveal that despite having produced many similar studies for the European Commission & the UK govt in the past including+

— Andrew Lilico (@andrew_lilico) November 1, 2017

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 13:55 (six years ago) link

obligatory auto-response: lolico

mark s, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 13:59 (six years ago) link

ru saying we need a STALKING HORSE to throw his/her HAT IN THE RING (at the LAST CHANCE SALOON)

for now the stalking horses are ruminating peacefully on the fields of unrest, yet it is only a matter of time before one finds itself cantering towards number 10

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 14:03 (six years ago) link

^^^ducks are dumb imo

mark s, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 14:12 (six years ago) link

trojans not much smarter iirc

with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 14:17 (six years ago) link

is that where it comes from as a phrase? i assumed it was more like an equesterian type term, like the equine equivalent of a marathon runner sitting at the back of the pack only to hoof it ahead of everyone in the final mile.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 14:18 (six years ago) link

Currently only one Google result for 'Mogg among the pigeons'. Just saying.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 14:19 (six years ago) link

Imagine exploiting the perfectly amicable duck and horse relations that exist in such a deceptive manner, no wonder humanity is doomed.

calzino, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 14:25 (six years ago) link

yep, it's from duck hunting

mark s, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 14:29 (six years ago) link

maybe in the next iteration of tory leadership chaos we'll have a priti horse stalking a ruddy duck

plp will eat itself (NickB), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 14:31 (six years ago) link

https://www.flightradar24.com/KQA100/f76cdcf

conrad, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 14:33 (six years ago) link

22,000 are currently tracking her flight home.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 14:34 (six years ago) link

cockpit and 3D view are pretty neat

conrad, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 14:36 (six years ago) link

Meanwhile when was the last time anyone saw Theresa May alive?

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 14:37 (six years ago) link

well that raises some other questions

Pope Urban the Legend (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 14:38 (six years ago) link

yep, it's from duck hunting

Not much fun hunting a dead duck, amirite? You can use that on HIGNIFYYFGH, Hislop.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 14:39 (six years ago) link


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