Hey, let me drunkenly animate your photos in about 25 to 60 days!

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May I just say that those ceiling fans have been on my mind for weeks now.

pplains, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 19:19 (six years ago) link

lol

if you're jonesing for more ceiling an action i posted a short video featuring real LIVE FAN FOOTAGE here: http://weinventyou.net/post/166830543192/three-fans

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 19:21 (six years ago) link

attn: Karl

Longmont Potion Castle

gr8080, Friday, 10 November 2017 18:35 (six years ago) link

Z, can i get your magic touch on some of these? they're haunting me.
http://www.nikonsmallworld.com/galleries/photo/2017-photomicrography-competition

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 10 November 2017 21:50 (six years ago) link

whoa, some of those are so cool! i love the granularity of the results. "In 17th place, we have..."

4th place in particular is a micro-nightmare

Karl Malone, Friday, 10 November 2017 22:22 (six years ago) link

xpost i emailed LPC but i accidentally hit Send halfway through the second sentence. speaking of micro-nightmares. it's so weird, i've never done that before until earlier this year. two in a year! at any rate, it creates a panic because you want to quickly follow-up with the rest of the message. anyway, we'll see

Karl Malone, Friday, 10 November 2017 22:28 (six years ago) link

a long time ago i was talking about making projections for a music video. it finally came out today! i made the projections for the ending sequence (3:33 til the end), both making them and also doing the projections at the shoot. it was fun! and nerveracking!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgmGi_bvFKs

Karl Malone, Thursday, 16 November 2017 19:08 (six years ago) link

Nice work KM!!!

Evan, Thursday, 16 November 2017 19:12 (six years ago) link

bravo! are you working with an agent now?

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 16 November 2017 19:43 (six years ago) link

hahahahahaha, noooope, that's for sure.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 16 November 2017 20:49 (six years ago) link

you should be!

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 16 November 2017 21:11 (six years ago) link

in happier news I've been going back and forth with LPC, it might actually turn into something! (h/t gr8080)

Karl Malone, Thursday, 16 November 2017 21:13 (six years ago) link

when are you gonna show more art in NYC, pal?

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 November 2017 21:13 (six years ago) link

as soon as i figure out what the heck i'm doing / nevaaar

i do have a show in chicago coming up next spring, though. better than nothing! and i've been putting off making a "reel" for a long time because i wanted to include this projection footage in it. now i have no excuse, but hopefully it'll help me get some more work, too

Karl Malone, Thursday, 16 November 2017 21:18 (six years ago) link

Ahhhh this rules! Love the work man, so cool!

Btw I tipped you off for the LPC gig too just saying :D #fanboying If that leads to something the universe will be corrected again and all will be good. I'm busting for you ma.!

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 16 November 2017 23:40 (six years ago) link

*man

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 16 November 2017 23:40 (six years ago) link

H/T LBI too!! :)
H/T kurt schitterz

but actually i should not H/T at all because i'm not sure it's a thing yet. but at least we're talking!

Karl Malone, Thursday, 16 November 2017 23:47 (six years ago) link

He got back to you after you sent a half-finished email. Deal is sealed imo :)

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 16 November 2017 23:53 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

just saw this - this is awesome news!

in the meantime, can i request something from my new macro-terror?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe9LJblkoo8

gr8080, Monday, 4 December 2017 17:21 (six years ago) link

oh my god, that is intense. that article is really good, too. the exchange at the end of that

Q: and the vibration of that, would be?

love
forthnecity? (forth density?)
creation
creators
empowerment, ummm
not needing anything
lacklessness
confidence
freedom
joy
ecstasy
innovation
technology
...
intergalactic communication
meeting of civilizations

Karl Malone, Monday, 4 December 2017 19:24 (six years ago) link

forthnecity? (forth density?)

update: lol, i can't believe i was hearing that as "forth" and not "fourth". after reading on in the the article, i see it's 4th density (out of 8), which happens to be the density jesus was on. good to know

Karl Malone, Monday, 4 December 2017 19:31 (six years ago) link

whoa

https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1600/1*ORPwEquVbANQBSfcrZ_Pvg.jpeg

Karl Malone, Monday, 4 December 2017 19:44 (six years ago) link

dammit, almost every single image/video in that article is credited except for that one

Karl Malone, Monday, 4 December 2017 19:45 (six years ago) link

You gotta make some synesthesia-inducing gifs!

https://www.theverge.com/2017/12/4/16733778/noisy-gif-hearing-movement-auditory-neuroscience-synesthesia

DJI, Monday, 4 December 2017 20:45 (six years ago) link

i want to make one that induces the feeling you get when someone rolls up the bottom half of their shirt and drums on their belly just after dinner and everyone else wants to die - ratatatatatatatatatata!

Karl Malone, Monday, 4 December 2017 22:38 (six years ago) link

gr8080 i meant to add, the guru stare video you posted reminds me of the last three minutes of this:

https://youtu.be/32iX5lbVDto?t=28m38s

Karl Malone, Monday, 4 December 2017 22:38 (six years ago) link

<3

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 4 December 2017 23:37 (six years ago) link

i just missed that by a few weeks, last time i was in queens! next time, i suppose.

http://78.media.tumblr.com/2084efa14274387f126103aa177233e4/tumblr_p0zmcdsmrV1qdmmiqo1_500.gif
http://78.media.tumblr.com/9f076be4b2461692138c78ef91454dd6/tumblr_p0zmcdsmrV1qdmmiqo2_500.gif

Karl Malone, Friday, 15 December 2017 05:42 (six years ago) link

man, sorry for bringing this noisy issue up on multiple social platforms in a single day, but i have spent all day struggling with encoding/compression settings for a video. the GIFs above have a really low frame rate and quality - the actual video moves much faster and more crisply and i was excited to share it! i spent all night working on it.

but it turns out that while i can render a crisp, HD 1080p .mp4 that looks great on my computer, the same video looks like absolute garbage on instagram, twitter, and facebook. it even looks terrible on Vimeo, where I uploaded a 200 MB 1080p version.

https://i.imgur.com/D7pxHMQ.png
https://i.imgur.com/uwvjyUN.png

The top image is a screenshot of what the real video looks like when I play it off of my desktop. the second is a screenshot of how the same 1080p video looks on Vimeo at top quality playback. it's crazy! i'm thinking the issue is that the different platforms probably use some form of auto-noise reduction in their compressors, so even if you upload the highest quality noise it just makes it even easier for it to noise-reduce. but i have nooooo fucking clue what i'm talking about. if anyone else knows and could school me i'd really appreciate it.

anyway, i have learned my lesson, which is not to bother working with noise (possibly a psychologically healthy thing anyway)!

Karl Malone, Friday, 15 December 2017 22:57 (six years ago) link

It seems like any sharing platform will fuck up your shit. Just upload your full rez MP4 somewhere and put it in a video tag on a web page and call it KarlTube.

.oO (silby), Friday, 15 December 2017 23:00 (six years ago) link

lol it's not a bad idea!

tbh i think it would be a really neat thing to try to instead use the extreme noise footage in a VR setting. i have no idea how hard it would be to do, though, and it might make people barf

Karl Malone, Friday, 15 December 2017 23:03 (six years ago) link

it would be a video compression issue, not a noise reduction thing. similar to your classic jpeg artifacting

tom scott is pretty cringey but this explanation may help

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6Rp-uo6HmI

micah, Saturday, 16 December 2017 02:13 (six years ago) link

i actually didn't mind him at all, i thought it was a good video! i know compression is the culprit, but the degradation is especially bad with noise content. i understand that when there are practically zero pixels on the screen that stay the same from frame to frame (as with HQ noize), it makes the compressor go bonkers.

there's a similar situation with color gradients, i think. it's barely detectable to the human eye, but if you create a really fine gradient that barely changes hue from pixel to pixel, and then gradually change it to a different gradient over time, there's often some noticeable artificating that happens regardless of the bitrate quality. but where gradient compression is often a bit noticeable but tolerable, with noise it's just completely unwatchable (imo), like everything that's interesting about the noise just gets obliterated.

thanks again for sharing that, micah!

Karl Malone, Saturday, 16 December 2017 19:00 (six years ago) link

Flickr always go on about leaving your originals untouched but that might only be for viewing on-site and not embedding. Have you tried uploading it there?

attention vampire (MatthewK), Saturday, 16 December 2017 23:00 (six years ago) link

http://78.media.tumblr.com/0b8606a058a6303f684b9b30d4892399/tumblr_p1shk2We5J1qdmmiqo2_500.gif

potion related lamb brain

Karl Malone, Saturday, 30 December 2017 20:27 (six years ago) link

that's awesome and hard to look at.

wmlynch, Saturday, 30 December 2017 21:46 (six years ago) link

mmm. Fresh!

attention vampire (MatthewK), Saturday, 30 December 2017 22:15 (six years ago) link

yeah, it's pretty gross! it's one element out of several others for a longer thing. i like how it kind of also looks like the form of a ostrich's head as well (with a beak on the lower right instead of the brainstem)

Karl Malone, Saturday, 30 December 2017 23:29 (six years ago) link

karl can you do something like this, but use https://i.imgur.com/6oCTR3s.jpg instead?

gr8080, Tuesday, 16 January 2018 18:00 (six years ago) link

would be a good one to have for the 77 poll

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 18:19 (six years ago) link

ugh, i tried out the wave warp effect in premiere and it ended up looking like garbage

https://i.imgur.com/3OuZ5QS.gif

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 16 January 2018 20:34 (six years ago) link

bravo!

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 20:38 (six years ago) link

lmao

Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 20:38 (six years ago) link

does it tile?

scoff walker (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 02:51 (six years ago) link

alas, no. it has a slight perspective tilt to it, so the letters have a size mismatch on the edges

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 06:57 (six years ago) link


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