Would you ever order a margherita pizza?

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I don't actually know what rocket is

― Simon H., Monday, November 6, 2017 2:15 PM (fifty-three seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

arugula

marcos, Monday, 6 November 2017 19:16 (six years ago) link

ah

I mean I like arugula! have yall really never seen a wackier pizza menu than this?

Simon H., Monday, 6 November 2017 19:17 (six years ago) link

"ham hock and Edam" seems weirdly specific

the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Monday, 6 November 2017 19:18 (six years ago) link

Also, "bacon and brie" as a pizza better not be on a tomato-based sauce

the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Monday, 6 November 2017 19:19 (six years ago) link

"ham and mushroom" sounds like someone wanted to make a savory Hawaiian pizza

the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Monday, 6 November 2017 19:20 (six years ago) link

i love bbq but it does not belong on a pizza imo

marcos, Monday, 6 November 2017 19:20 (six years ago) link

right, is nothing more offensive than bbq + cheese and bread?!

oh wait no that's delicious

Simon H., Monday, 6 November 2017 19:21 (six years ago) link

my only experience w/blue cheese + pizza was when i was on the east coast and you'd get these really doughy and soft giant pizzas and they'd come with a bowl of blue cheese on the side (usually you'd get some hot wings too) and you'd dip everything in that gunk.

omar little, Monday, 6 November 2017 19:21 (six years ago) link

BBQ on pizza is gross af. You don't mix sauces.

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Monday, 6 November 2017 19:21 (six years ago) link

Um, a BBQ pizza substitutes BBQ sauce for the base, otherwise someone is fucking up.

the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Monday, 6 November 2017 19:22 (six years ago) link

DJP gets it

Simon H., Monday, 6 November 2017 19:23 (six years ago) link

I am usually a pizza traditionalist but some of the best pizzas I've ever had were a thin crust BBQ chicken pizza with light BBQ sauce as the base and, my gold standard non-traditional pizza I've never seen recreated, a taco pizza with a base refried beans topped with seasoned taco beef, black olives, cheddar and mozzarella cheese with fresh lettuce, sour cream and salsa added to the top post-oven.

the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Monday, 6 November 2017 19:26 (six years ago) link

On the flip side, I've tried several different attempts at tandoori chicken pizza and no

the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Monday, 6 November 2017 19:27 (six years ago) link

enjoying the idea that toppings could obscure someone serving you a pizza based on a large ritz cracker with ketchup on top

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 6 November 2017 19:28 (six years ago) link

if you want to make a cheap decent pizza at home i actually recommend using the lavash flatbreads from Trader Joe's as a crust, they crisp up in an oven really nicely at about 400 degrees. a little sauce, a little cheese, some basil, some cooked sausage. Bellissimo!

omar little, Monday, 6 November 2017 19:31 (six years ago) link

i remind everybody that the best accompaniment to pizza is a side of ketchup so i was at dinner with a britisher. she ordered a prawn and rocket pizza. when it came, she put ketchup on it. I have pics

, Monday, 6 November 2017 19:35 (six years ago) link

Heh I find that gross but then again I can't be on my high horse too much cause whatever topping I have on my pizza I will proceed to ruin it w hot sauce

The Suite Life of Jack and Wendy (wins), Monday, 6 November 2017 19:37 (six years ago) link

fresh arugula on a pizza is delicious but blue cheese? no

but this rules!
https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/caramelized-onion-and-gorgonzola-grilled-pizza-242597

freedom is not having to measure life with a ruler (outdoor_miner), Monday, 6 November 2017 20:07 (six years ago) link

considering that margherita is the standard by which pizzerias and pizza itself can and should be judged, I would not hesitate to order one at any time.

cosmic brain dildo (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 6 November 2017 20:11 (six years ago) link

Huh? Blue cheese can be incredible on pizza. There's no rules

Evan, Monday, 6 November 2017 20:14 (six years ago) link

put anything you want on pizza just go easy on the pile ups

brimstead, Monday, 6 November 2017 20:14 (six years ago) link

the best pizza i've eaten come from places that are probably russian mafia fronts

brimstead, Monday, 6 November 2017 20:15 (six years ago) link

Granny Dainger OTM. Pizza is a canvas on which to paint

― Fox Mulder, FYI (dog latin), Monday, November 6, 2017 8:15 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok but can we agree that it should be a canvas and not a sculpture/diorama

brimstead, Monday, 6 November 2017 20:16 (six years ago) link

Huh? Blue cheese can be incredible on pizza. There's no rules

cool, enjoy your rhubarb pizza

the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Monday, 6 November 2017 20:17 (six years ago) link

blue cheese and apple slices

brimstead, Monday, 6 November 2017 20:18 (six years ago) link

and walnuts

brimstead, Monday, 6 November 2017 20:18 (six years ago) link

pizza is a mixed media piece

Simon H., Monday, 6 November 2017 20:18 (six years ago) link

no, sorry, pecans

brimstead, Monday, 6 November 2017 20:18 (six years ago) link

xp

brimstead, Monday, 6 November 2017 20:18 (six years ago) link

i knew someone who'd order Margherita pizzas and then pour over an entire bottle of garlic sauce..

Ludo, Monday, 6 November 2017 20:19 (six years ago) link

inspired by this thread, tt and I are sitting in a pizza restaurant right now

we have based our order on a reading of this thread

she has ordered the margherita and I have ordered a pizza with salmon, mascarpone and rocket as three of its principal ingredients

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Yin_yang.svg

imago, Monday, 6 November 2017 20:24 (six years ago) link

put anything you want on pizza just go easy on the pile ups
― brimstead, Monday, 6 November 2017 20:14 (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mmmm speculoos pizza

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The Suite Life of Jack and Wendy (wins), Monday, 6 November 2017 20:31 (six years ago) link

Not only Italy knows how to do it right.

http://www.400gradi.com.au/2014/11/melbournes-best-pizza/

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 6 November 2017 20:34 (six years ago) link

bbq pizza is good! Used to eat the frozen CPK bbq chicken ones til I dared to look at the sugar total. yikes.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 6 November 2017 20:36 (six years ago) link

I am usually a pizza traditionalist but some of the best pizzas I've ever had were a thin crust BBQ chicken pizza with light BBQ sauce as the base and, my gold standard non-traditional pizza I've never seen recreated, a taco pizza with a base refried beans topped with seasoned taco beef, black olives, cheddar and mozzarella cheese with fresh lettuce, sour cream and salsa added to the top post-oven.

― the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Monday, November 6, 2017 1:26 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that taco pizza is standard around here, although my fave place does it without lettuce

heinz "taco sauce" is the necessary condiment to put on it

mh, Monday, 6 November 2017 20:42 (six years ago) link

since the original post here was about a menu with varied options, I present the pizza menu of a local restaurant that has a wood-fired oven for your perusal

#1 Pizza
braised pork, onions, salsa verde, white beans, masa chips

#2 Pizza
tomato, mozzarella, basil, balsamic / Red Sauce

#3 Pizza
meatballs, persillade, san marzanos / White Sauce

#4 Pizza
prosciutto, guanciale, lardo / White Sauce

#5 Pizza
lamb gyro, feta, pickled onion, raita / White Sauce

#6 Pizza
figs, prosciutto, greens / White Sauce

#7 Pizza
merguez sausage, red pepper, crispy shallot / Red Sauce

#8 Pizza
chicken, red grapes, peppadews, goat cheese, greens / White Sauce

#9 Pizza
finocchiona, peppadews, olives / Red Sauce

#10 Pizza
ricotta, gruyere, mozzarella, provolone / Red Sauce

#11 Pizza
italian sausage, braised fennel, mushroom / Red Sauce

#12 Pizza
mushroom, soft egg, truffle oil / White Sauce

#13 Pizza
artichokes, feta, raita, charred onion, za'atar / Olive Oil

#14 Pizza
chorizo, pineapple, jalapeño jam / Red Sauce

#15 Pizza
spinach, goat cheese, honey, red onion / Olive Oil

mh, Monday, 6 November 2017 20:44 (six years ago) link

again I would eat almost all of these pizzas

Simon H., Monday, 6 November 2017 20:46 (six years ago) link

would try all of those. had to look up what finocchiona is.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 6 November 2017 20:47 (six years ago) link

but "olive oil" is not a sauce and that shit is a flatbread being passed off as pizza.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 6 November 2017 20:47 (six years ago) link

chicken, red grapes, peppadews, goat cheese, greens

ew. ew.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 6 November 2017 20:48 (six years ago) link

I thought finocchiona said finocchio which is fennel. Seems its actually a salamiof somesort.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 6 November 2017 20:49 (six years ago) link

i don't know what most of that stuff is

soft egg... intriguing

brimstead, Monday, 6 November 2017 20:49 (six years ago) link

"prosciutto, guanciale, lardo / White Sauce" ok this seems a bit much

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 6 November 2017 20:51 (six years ago) link

if you've got guanciale lying around, why not make a pizza all'Amatriciana instead?

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 6 November 2017 20:52 (six years ago) link

Sure look anything is a pizza now father

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Monday, 6 November 2017 20:54 (six years ago) link

would eat most of mh's pizzae tbh

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Monday, 6 November 2017 20:54 (six years ago) link

that taco pizza is standard around here, although my fave place does it without lettuce

would it surprise you to know that the taco pizza I'm describing came from the Pizza Ranch I worked in during senior year of high school

the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Monday, 6 November 2017 21:00 (six years ago) link

DID ANYONE ORDER ME A PLAIN CHEESE

kinder, Monday, 6 November 2017 21:04 (six years ago) link


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