I don't actually know what rocket is
― Simon H., Monday, November 6, 2017 2:15 PM (fifty-three seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
arugula
― marcos, Monday, 6 November 2017 19:16 (six years ago) link
ah
I mean I like arugula! have yall really never seen a wackier pizza menu than this?
― Simon H., Monday, 6 November 2017 19:17 (six years ago) link
"ham hock and Edam" seems weirdly specific
― the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Monday, 6 November 2017 19:18 (six years ago) link
Also, "bacon and brie" as a pizza better not be on a tomato-based sauce
― the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Monday, 6 November 2017 19:19 (six years ago) link
"ham and mushroom" sounds like someone wanted to make a savory Hawaiian pizza
― the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Monday, 6 November 2017 19:20 (six years ago) link
i love bbq but it does not belong on a pizza imo
― marcos, Monday, 6 November 2017 19:20 (six years ago) link
right, is nothing more offensive than bbq + cheese and bread?!
oh wait no that's delicious
― Simon H., Monday, 6 November 2017 19:21 (six years ago) link
my only experience w/blue cheese + pizza was when i was on the east coast and you'd get these really doughy and soft giant pizzas and they'd come with a bowl of blue cheese on the side (usually you'd get some hot wings too) and you'd dip everything in that gunk.
― omar little, Monday, 6 November 2017 19:21 (six years ago) link
BBQ on pizza is gross af. You don't mix sauces.
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Monday, 6 November 2017 19:21 (six years ago) link
Um, a BBQ pizza substitutes BBQ sauce for the base, otherwise someone is fucking up.
― the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Monday, 6 November 2017 19:22 (six years ago) link
DJP gets it
― Simon H., Monday, 6 November 2017 19:23 (six years ago) link
I am usually a pizza traditionalist but some of the best pizzas I've ever had were a thin crust BBQ chicken pizza with light BBQ sauce as the base and, my gold standard non-traditional pizza I've never seen recreated, a taco pizza with a base refried beans topped with seasoned taco beef, black olives, cheddar and mozzarella cheese with fresh lettuce, sour cream and salsa added to the top post-oven.
― the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Monday, 6 November 2017 19:26 (six years ago) link
On the flip side, I've tried several different attempts at tandoori chicken pizza and no
― the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Monday, 6 November 2017 19:27 (six years ago) link
enjoying the idea that toppings could obscure someone serving you a pizza based on a large ritz cracker with ketchup on top
― you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 6 November 2017 19:28 (six years ago) link
if you want to make a cheap decent pizza at home i actually recommend using the lavash flatbreads from Trader Joe's as a crust, they crisp up in an oven really nicely at about 400 degrees. a little sauce, a little cheese, some basil, some cooked sausage. Bellissimo!
― omar little, Monday, 6 November 2017 19:31 (six years ago) link
i remind everybody that the best accompaniment to pizza is a side of ketchup so i was at dinner with a britisher. she ordered a prawn and rocket pizza. when it came, she put ketchup on it. I have pics
― 龜, Monday, 6 November 2017 19:35 (six years ago) link
Heh I find that gross but then again I can't be on my high horse too much cause whatever topping I have on my pizza I will proceed to ruin it w hot sauce
― The Suite Life of Jack and Wendy (wins), Monday, 6 November 2017 19:37 (six years ago) link
fresh arugula on a pizza is delicious but blue cheese? no
but this rules!https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/caramelized-onion-and-gorgonzola-grilled-pizza-242597
― freedom is not having to measure life with a ruler (outdoor_miner), Monday, 6 November 2017 20:07 (six years ago) link
considering that margherita is the standard by which pizzerias and pizza itself can and should be judged, I would not hesitate to order one at any time.
― cosmic brain dildo (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 6 November 2017 20:11 (six years ago) link
Huh? Blue cheese can be incredible on pizza. There's no rules
― Evan, Monday, 6 November 2017 20:14 (six years ago) link
put anything you want on pizza just go easy on the pile ups
― brimstead, Monday, 6 November 2017 20:14 (six years ago) link
the best pizza i've eaten come from places that are probably russian mafia fronts
― brimstead, Monday, 6 November 2017 20:15 (six years ago) link
Granny Dainger OTM. Pizza is a canvas on which to paint
― Fox Mulder, FYI (dog latin), Monday, November 6, 2017 8:15 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ok but can we agree that it should be a canvas and not a sculpture/diorama
― brimstead, Monday, 6 November 2017 20:16 (six years ago) link
cool, enjoy your rhubarb pizza
― the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Monday, 6 November 2017 20:17 (six years ago) link
blue cheese and apple slices
― brimstead, Monday, 6 November 2017 20:18 (six years ago) link
and walnuts
pizza is a mixed media piece
― Simon H., Monday, 6 November 2017 20:18 (six years ago) link
no, sorry, pecans
xp
i knew someone who'd order Margherita pizzas and then pour over an entire bottle of garlic sauce..
― Ludo, Monday, 6 November 2017 20:19 (six years ago) link
inspired by this thread, tt and I are sitting in a pizza restaurant right now
we have based our order on a reading of this thread
she has ordered the margherita and I have ordered a pizza with salmon, mascarpone and rocket as three of its principal ingredients
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Yin_yang.svg
― imago, Monday, 6 November 2017 20:24 (six years ago) link
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― imago, Monday, 6 November 2017 20:25 (six years ago) link
put anything you want on pizza just go easy on the pile ups― brimstead, Monday, 6 November 2017 20:14 (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
mmmm speculoos pizza
― ||||||||, Monday, 6 November 2017 20:26 (six years ago) link
no YOU'RE a tired format pic.twitter.com/fV7zerhXd5— Tsui Hark st8 of mind (@TytoPollens) August 18, 2017
― The Suite Life of Jack and Wendy (wins), Monday, 6 November 2017 20:31 (six years ago) link
Not only Italy knows how to do it right.
http://www.400gradi.com.au/2014/11/melbournes-best-pizza/
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 6 November 2017 20:34 (six years ago) link
bbq pizza is good! Used to eat the frozen CPK bbq chicken ones til I dared to look at the sugar total. yikes.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 6 November 2017 20:36 (six years ago) link
― the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Monday, November 6, 2017 1:26 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
that taco pizza is standard around here, although my fave place does it without lettuce
heinz "taco sauce" is the necessary condiment to put on it
― mh, Monday, 6 November 2017 20:42 (six years ago) link
since the original post here was about a menu with varied options, I present the pizza menu of a local restaurant that has a wood-fired oven for your perusal
#1 Pizzabraised pork, onions, salsa verde, white beans, masa chips
#2 Pizzatomato, mozzarella, basil, balsamic / Red Sauce
#3 Pizzameatballs, persillade, san marzanos / White Sauce
#4 Pizzaprosciutto, guanciale, lardo / White Sauce
#5 Pizzalamb gyro, feta, pickled onion, raita / White Sauce
#6 Pizzafigs, prosciutto, greens / White Sauce
#7 Pizzamerguez sausage, red pepper, crispy shallot / Red Sauce
#8 Pizzachicken, red grapes, peppadews, goat cheese, greens / White Sauce
#9 Pizzafinocchiona, peppadews, olives / Red Sauce
#10 Pizzaricotta, gruyere, mozzarella, provolone / Red Sauce
#11 Pizzaitalian sausage, braised fennel, mushroom / Red Sauce
#12 Pizzamushroom, soft egg, truffle oil / White Sauce
#13 Pizzaartichokes, feta, raita, charred onion, za'atar / Olive Oil
#14 Pizzachorizo, pineapple, jalapeño jam / Red Sauce
#15 Pizzaspinach, goat cheese, honey, red onion / Olive Oil
― mh, Monday, 6 November 2017 20:44 (six years ago) link
again I would eat almost all of these pizzas
― Simon H., Monday, 6 November 2017 20:46 (six years ago) link
would try all of those. had to look up what finocchiona is.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 6 November 2017 20:47 (six years ago) link
but "olive oil" is not a sauce and that shit is a flatbread being passed off as pizza.
chicken, red grapes, peppadews, goat cheese, greens
ew. ew.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 6 November 2017 20:48 (six years ago) link
I thought finocchiona said finocchio which is fennel. Seems its actually a salamiof somesort.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 6 November 2017 20:49 (six years ago) link
i don't know what most of that stuff is
soft egg... intriguing
― brimstead, Monday, 6 November 2017 20:49 (six years ago) link
"prosciutto, guanciale, lardo / White Sauce" ok this seems a bit much
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 6 November 2017 20:51 (six years ago) link
if you've got guanciale lying around, why not make a pizza all'Amatriciana instead?
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 6 November 2017 20:52 (six years ago) link
Sure look anything is a pizza now father
― Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Monday, 6 November 2017 20:54 (six years ago) link
would eat most of mh's pizzae tbh
― shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Monday, 6 November 2017 20:54 (six years ago) link
would it surprise you to know that the taco pizza I'm describing came from the Pizza Ranch I worked in during senior year of high school
― the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Monday, 6 November 2017 21:00 (six years ago) link
DID ANYONE ORDER ME A PLAIN CHEESE
― kinder, Monday, 6 November 2017 21:04 (six years ago) link