Would you ever order a margherita pizza?

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I would happily eat a margherita but would never order one. Likewise, would never order pasta with just marinara. It's a good start to a good dish but pretty boring as a finished product.

xp 100% agree w/Tom

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 6 November 2017 16:45 (six years ago) link

"I've eaten 100 pizzas from this place but I couldn't tell you if the place is any good since none of those was a margherita"

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 6 November 2017 16:46 (six years ago) link

Some context (some other context is that Tracer is insane)

http://slice.seriouseats.com/2014/04/2014-04-21-mpm.html

Having heard ledge's explanation I'd consider voting 'yes' twice: it's definitely the pizza that's the safest to make because absolutely everyone will be willing to polish it off after a few pints.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 6 November 2017 16:47 (six years ago) link

if you're going thru the trouble of making a pizza, why not throw actual toppings on to increase the nutritional value

If you're going to the trouble of making a pizza, why ruin it with nutritional toppings that would be better off eaten as a side dish? Put those vegetables in a salad or something.

Margherita the same as a cheese pizza? Supposed to have tomato chunks on it? This discussion should be closed to people not based in New York or Italy.

Give the options ledge posted, I would definitely order a margherita. Maybe pepperoni if I was having an unusual craving.

early rejecter, Monday, 6 November 2017 16:54 (six years ago) link

rocket, pineapple and oreos or gtfo

Pope Urban the Legend (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 November 2017 16:55 (six years ago) link

If you're going to the trouble of making a pizza, why ruin it with nutritional toppings that would be better off eaten as a side dish? Put those vegetables in a salad or something.

I agree. Toppings should add to the deliciousness of the pizza, not "ruin it". I have a feeling we'd disagree as to what constitutes a pizza being ruined, tho.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 6 November 2017 16:58 (six years ago) link

early rejecter i lived in NYC for 10 years and i never ordered two slices of "margherita" and never knew anyone who did... was that an option???

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:00 (six years ago) link

shove as much stuff as you can imagine onto that suckah, that's what i say

Fox Mulder, FYI (dog latin), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:03 (six years ago) link

pizza = pita = pasta = pasty = pastry = paste

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:04 (six years ago) link

you should always dump every foodstuff in the household onto a pizza to maximize nutritional value

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, November 6, 2017 8:25 AM (forty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

NO NO NO

it's a pizza, not nachos

brimstead, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:12 (six years ago) link

it's not a tostada either

brimstead, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:12 (six years ago) link

None pizza left beef is still one of the funniest things.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:13 (six years ago) link

how is this even a question

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:13 (six years ago) link

chew up a pizza, resulting paste, two other pizzas, etc

imago, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:14 (six years ago) link

you should always dump every foodstuff in the household onto a pizza to maximize nutritional value

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, November 6, 2017 8:25 AM (forty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

NO NO NO

it's a pizza, not nachos

― brimstead, Monday, November 6, 2017 5:12 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's not a tostada either

― brimstead, Monday, November 6, 2017 5:12 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what even are these things?

Fox Mulder, FYI (dog latin), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:16 (six years ago) link

i never ordered two slices of "margherita" and never knew anyone who did... was that an option???

I don't know if I've ever seen a legitimate margherita available by the slice. It's generally the very difference cheese pizza that's available by the slice. I suspect a margherita slice wouldn't take as well to reheating; margherita pies also don't hold together as well as a cheese pie which I imagine would make it more difficult to sell by the slice.

early rejecter, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:16 (six years ago) link

"different" not "difference"

early rejecter, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:17 (six years ago) link

I judge a Mexican place by its cheese-only nachos. Sick of people ruining nachos by putting other tasty ingredients on them!!

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:17 (six years ago) link

Nachos discussion should be closed to people not based in New York or Italy

mark s, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:18 (six years ago) link

JCLC nailed it with his post.

― Karl Malone, Monday, 6 November 2017 15:48 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A most excellent poster but his record on the epic food polls of yore a sad testament to his propensity for enthusiastic insanity in this realm unforch

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:20 (six years ago) link

I judge a Mexican place by its cheese-only nachos. Sick of people ruining nachos by putting other tasty ingredients on them!!

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, November 6, 2017 9:17 AM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i just told you it's ok to do this, what kind of mind game are you playing

brimstead, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:25 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4zSyOwacD8

, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:26 (six years ago) link

chilli Beef

^^^love the britishish spelling of chilllli always
but really I'm just trying to start a chillli Beef

droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:28 (six years ago) link

Nachos discussion should be closed to people not based in New York or Italy

I can't speak for Italy, but nachos have not been on the menu of any Mexican restaurant I've been to in New York.

early rejecter, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:33 (six years ago) link

"chili comes straight from the nahuatl word chīlli"

mark s, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:35 (six years ago) link

Bah.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:35 (six years ago) link

why order a margherita when you can order a scallop cheesy opera?

https://i.imgur.com/Y3Z8QJh.jpg

, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:37 (six years ago) link

yesssss

imago, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:38 (six years ago) link

pizza thread stage two: commence

imago, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:38 (six years ago) link

nachos should just have cheddar and jalapenos. anything else is fucking around. specifically cheddar too

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:40 (six years ago) link

Um would I ever not?

Pass the ‘rita ‘za, brah

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:42 (six years ago) link

"cheddar comes straight from the nahuatl word cheddddar "

mark s, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:43 (six years ago) link

I thought Pizza Hut became Pasta House.

nashwan, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:44 (six years ago) link

i hadn't heard of "cheese pizza" or "plain/regular slice" until i moved to nyc

that's the end of my contribution to this thread

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:45 (six years ago) link

spiralli otm although onions are permitted imo (in ring form only)

phenibut rock (rip van wanko), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:46 (six years ago) link

anyway on a serious note strikes me that ordering a margherita is akin to ordering a cucumber roll at a top sushi place - trying to get a feel for how they do the rice, assembly, etc. before moving on to the more serious stuff.

, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:48 (six years ago) link

as always with food threads, particularly pizza ones, posts by people outside the US should probably be a different color, be marked somehow, or ideally be subject to moderation before being posted and likely deleted

k3vin k., Monday, 6 November 2017 17:48 (six years ago) link

yeah fuck those italians

mark s, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:51 (six years ago) link

pizza is best left to the British

― Pope Urban the Legend (Noodle Vague), Monday, October 30, 2017 11:05 AM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:57 (six years ago) link

everyone knows the only place to eat italian food is america

||||||||, Monday, 6 November 2017 18:10 (six years ago) link

The USAyyyyyyy

how's life, Monday, 6 November 2017 18:22 (six years ago) link

"how's the italian food in this country"

difficult listening hour, Monday, 6 November 2017 18:24 (six years ago) link

btw this poll is a fake and when it closes the true question will be revealed, "ilx can still be guaranteed to lose its shit over a pizza thread y/n".

Monogo doesn't socialise (ledge), Monday, 6 November 2017 18:24 (six years ago) link

I judge a Mexican place by its cheese-only nachos. Sick of people ruining nachos by putting other tasty ingredients on them!!

Similarly, I like a good al pastor or chicken taco with maybe cilantro and salsa, but none of the extra other toppings that can turn Mexican into synonymous with sour cream and goo.

Eazy, Monday, 6 November 2017 18:25 (six years ago) link

There's not often tomato sauce, cheese, basil, garlic & crust that are so much better on their own that you'd choose it over another option on the menu that expands on those ingredients with added detail.
If you can get it by the slice, it's a different story.

I also don't order basic pasta + sauce dishes at restaurants either. Very rarely do they justify $14.99, yet somehow they get away with charging that price at millions of boring Italian restaurants. However, there's a few places in the city that are very much worth it.

Evan, Monday, 6 November 2017 18:26 (six years ago) link

s/o padella's cacio e pepe

||||||||, Monday, 6 November 2017 18:27 (six years ago) link

The city = NYC btw

Evan, Monday, 6 November 2017 18:28 (six years ago) link


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