he's kinda terrible in Okja, in a prom king tries to be class clown way
http://static.celebuzz.com/uploads/2016/07/gyllenhaal-okja-july18-01-lead-620x413.jpg
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 November 2017 15:38 (six years ago) link
is he worse than in Nocturnal Animals?
(I have the screener sitting on my table and can't muster the enthusiasm, not with The Square also beckoning)
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 November 2017 15:40 (six years ago) link
I wouldn't get too excited abt The Square
― Ward Fowler, Monday, 6 November 2017 15:45 (six years ago) link
at 142 minutes it's hard
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 November 2017 15:46 (six years ago) link
I haven't seen Nocturnal Animals, cuz i read the reviews, and refuse to watch any more of the fashion-designer's oeuvre.
Okja is worth seeing though, I never thought there'd be a film where a 'dual Tilda Swinton performance' would please and not terrify me.
also here's a pillow design for Alfred:
http://www.media4.hw-static.com/media/2016/07/wenn_okja_071816_1800x1200_01.jpg
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 November 2017 15:54 (six years ago) link
I need to check out Okja if for no other reason than several of the cast were staying at the same hotel I was in for a conference while they were filming in Seoul, and I was unintentionally a dick to Paul Dano.
― El Tomboto, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:01 (six years ago) link
this was one of the first Dano performances I enjoyed
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:09 (six years ago) link
gyllenhall is hilarious in okja
― ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:19 (six years ago) link
oh Brad, what're gonna do with you? :)
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:26 (six years ago) link
β morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, November 6, 2017 10:46 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
that's a long wait
― phenibut rock (rip van wanko), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:37 (six years ago) link
Jake will do that.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:41 (six years ago) link
i'll agree with you on dano morbs. he also had to deliver the clunkiest dialogue in the movie
― ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:43 (six years ago) link
I liked The Square even though it seriously loses steam after the 100-minute mark or so
― Simon H., Monday, 6 November 2017 17:43 (six years ago) link
I think Matt Seitz got it right in his otherwise-rave of Okja:
"Jake Gyllenhaal's performance as a hypocritical nature TV celeb is the only flat-out casting disaster. Jim Carrey-style clowning is not, to put it mildly, this actor's most comfortable mode, and his fidgety, braying, often mincing performance is so misjudged that it destroys scenes that should have been unsettling or touching."
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 November 2017 21:17 (six years ago) link
morbs otm here, jake's terrible in this
― Week of Wonders (Ross), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 02:32 (six years ago) link
thread derail re: The Square and other things - is anyone else getting tired of people saying how amazing Elizabeth Moss is in everything all the time. I mean, she's pretty good. She's always exactly the same.
― Susan Stranglehands (jed_), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 02:38 (six years ago) link
She's good, solid. I don't care if actors fail to show or won't show range.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 02:49 (six years ago) link
Has she ever played anything with energy? She always comes across as flat (even in Mad Men).
― rb (soda), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 03:12 (six years ago) link
lol I was thinking of Elizabeth Olsen
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 03:13 (six years ago) link
yeah she's always lethargic. I think she can centre things, she's got something, but people are always banging on about her.
― Susan Stranglehands (jed_), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 03:16 (six years ago) link
i don't need to see range either.
but this thread is about jake. got any cute new paparazzi pics, alf? :)
― Susan Stranglehands (jed_), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 03:18 (six years ago) link
That's one way of looking at his filmography...
― iCloudius (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 22:48 (six years ago) link
He does career-best work in Wildlife, the sometimes heavy-handed but solid directorial debut of Paul Dano. Carey Mulligan, whom I've never quite believed in any of her pictures, is his match.
― You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 October 2018 15:56 (five years ago) link
Ooft, strong endorsement given his previous work. Look forward to it.
― Ctrl+Alt+Del in Poughkeepsie (fionnland), Saturday, 6 October 2018 17:06 (five years ago) link
Refuse to believe that Carey M is good in this.
― FRE SHA VAC ADO (jed_), Saturday, 6 October 2018 17:17 (five years ago) link
I didn't either, believe me. She nails the insouciance and the bitterness without getting soggy about it.
― You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 October 2018 18:49 (five years ago) link
i will 100% watch this.
Jake Gyllenhaal & Rene Russo reunite with "Nightcrawler" director/screenwriter Dan Gilroy for "Velvet Buzzsaw" β a thriller set in LA's contemporary art world scene co-starring Toni Collette, Zawe Ashton, Tom Sturridge, and Natalia Dyer βΒ FIRST PHOTO: pic.twitter.com/WJZYj5w3fM— See What's Next (@seewhatsnext) November 28, 2018
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Thursday, 29 November 2018 05:20 (five years ago) link
will he be nude in it
― I like queer. You like queer, senator? (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 November 2018 11:56 (five years ago) link
good morning!
― brokenshire (jed_), Thursday, 29 November 2018 12:01 (five years ago) link
I am glad I already told my jake g walking a dog, wearing a popped collar pink polo and barking at another dog story here.
― Yerac, Thursday, 29 November 2018 12:30 (five years ago) link
Andy Garcia's ass crack. Too early in the morning.
― Yerac, Thursday, 29 November 2018 12:33 (five years ago) link
He's Mysterio in the new Spider Man farrago. Will he be nude in it?
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 20:39 (five years ago) link
lol
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 20:41 (five years ago) link
Does he give anyone else crispin glover vibes these days? Felt it for sure in wildlife
― Pierrot with a thousand farces (wins), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 20:42 (five years ago) link
he plays a fastidious oddball english detective in a so so western i watched last night, and yeah I can see a bit of that comparison.
― calzino, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 20:59 (five years ago) link
Is that Sisters Brothers or is he in another western I don't know about?
Velvet Buzzsaw looks like it could be anywhere from great fun to total garbage but there is some A+ Gyllenhaal freaking the fuck out in the trailer
― You guys are caterpillar (Telephone thing), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 22:59 (five years ago) link
Also his character in Okja.
― Yerac, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 23:00 (five years ago) link
xp
yeah that's the one.
― calzino, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 23:01 (five years ago) link
oh also: that Velvet Buzzsaw trailer seems like it spoils *EVERYTHING*. Like, major characters' deaths, at the very least
― You guys are caterpillar (Telephone thing), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 23:05 (five years ago) link
'SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME' Star TOM HOLLAND Couldn't Walk After JAKE GYLLENHAAL Workout! https://t.co/JW4ufH6Zw8 pic.twitter.com/JBC8G50lpD— ComicBook NOW! (@ComicBookNOW) June 25, 2019
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 02:37 (four years ago) link
I need a Jake workout :(
― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 02:45 (four years ago) link
I can't
https://networthbuzz.com/uploads/biography/2019/7/11/fp-1562813345903.jpg
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 November 2019 19:05 (four years ago) link
fuck sake.
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 15 November 2019 22:54 (four years ago) link
i would c with his d in me amirite fellas?
― cheese canopy (map), Friday, 15 November 2019 23:00 (four years ago) link
i'm pretty sure i saw him once in a chinatown bar in 2008
― cheese canopy (map), Friday, 15 November 2019 23:03 (four years ago) link
my answer to this thread question is that he is both c (classic) and d (dreamy)
― cheese canopy (map), Friday, 15 November 2019 23:05 (four years ago) link
He's extremely good in The Sisters Brothers (the film is decent) and seeing Jake and Riz Ahmed onscreen at the same time had a significant effect on me.
― Cocteau Twinks (jed_), Friday, 9 April 2021 17:58 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EsQIQOiW8AIAptO.jpg
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 July 2021 14:21 (two years ago) link
JAKE CAN I JAB YOU TWICE
Jake Gyllenhaal: "More and more I find bathing to be less necessary, at times...I do also think that thereβs a whole world of not bathing that is also really helpful for skin maintenance, and we naturally clean ourselves." https://t.co/9zrNFIooey pic.twitter.com/6DxY27DJPw— Kaiser@Celebitchy (@KaiseratCB) August 6, 2021
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Friday, 6 August 2021 14:28 (two years ago) link