"Aliens" : Some nice effects, but actually kind've a crap film.

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yeah contra is heavily ripped from this, including a lot of the boss visuals and stuff. and it reaches FPSes almost immediately if without such 1:1 connections in DOOM, whose creators had obviously seen this about ten times each.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 4 November 2017 14:05 (six years ago) link

(OK, xpost, but I guess Biehn and his wife Jennifer Blanc were producing a line of grind house films? Maybe I saw a press release for one of the more salacious titles and got the wrong idea?)

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 4 November 2017 14:08 (six years ago) link

A lot of the movies lines were nicked and appeared in various FPS games.

Ste, Monday, 6 November 2017 12:45 (six years ago) link

the box art for contra stole the alien design but the main dude on the cover was clearly modelled on schwarzenegger (based i think on a still from predator?)

http://www.mobygames.com/images/covers/l/32879-contra-nes-front-cover.jpg

meanwhile artwork for the first metal gear game was clearly modelled on michael biehn in aliens

http://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l839lvg6Oc1qbn1vmo1_1280.png

What's the range of an Iranian frogman dipshit? (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 November 2017 12:53 (six years ago) link

is that Aliens or Terminator?

Ste, Monday, 6 November 2017 13:04 (six years ago) link

oh yeah, you're right, it is terminator

What's the range of an Iranian frogman dipshit? (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 November 2017 13:05 (six years ago) link

Love it

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Monday, 6 November 2017 14:45 (six years ago) link

Alien Vs. Predator Vs. Rambo.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 November 2017 15:59 (six years ago) link

Like, a dance-off or something? Because...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxQmFw565_8

how's life, Monday, 6 November 2017 16:00 (six years ago) link

what the fuck @NECA_TOYS pic.twitter.com/zQqrAEolEV

— BenDavid Grabinski (@bdgrabinski) November 7, 2017

Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 13:02 (six years ago) link

looks like david harbour's character from stranger things in the middle of a fatal stroke

with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 13:08 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

Eleanor Ripley
Flushing a Xenomorph into the vacuum of space
They hug your face

— Alex Hannon (@Liffonmelsmork) January 12, 2018

j., Sunday, 14 January 2018 02:22 (six years ago) link

They hug @ u face

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 14 January 2018 03:04 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

I'm ready, man. Check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State-of-the-badass-art! You do not wanna fuck with me. Check it out. Hey, Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you!

omar little, Thursday, 14 March 2019 05:00 (five years ago) link

It's a fantastic film, though I question how many of the story beats are innovative, rather than just Cameron displaying a screenwriting ease packing in beats from other films. I feel like its a summation of cinematic action that came before, and a huge weight on what could come after. If any franchise needed a Rian Johnson to confound expectations, it was the Alien franchise after 1986.

contains pieces the size of a child's esophagus (Sanpaku), Thursday, 14 March 2019 05:55 (five years ago) link

you mean like making a sequel where no one has any weapons?

Number None, Thursday, 14 March 2019 07:55 (five years ago) link

ah yes, rian johnson, the most expectation-confounding filmmaker of our generation

kiss me dadly (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 14 March 2019 11:26 (five years ago) link

wtf are 'innovative story beats' btw? aliens tells a gripping story, it expands significantly on the world established in the first movie and takes it in new directions, and it deepens our understanding of ripley's character and motivations in surprising new ways, i don't think knocking it because it fails to revolutionise hollywood storytelling conventions really works

kiss me dadly (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 14 March 2019 11:29 (five years ago) link

I think, maybe, the only innovation (if it can be called that) of this movie is its really awkward, unbalanced structure: it remains an action movie exemplar despite two looooooong stretches with no action. That attests to the sheer quality of said action but also to the quality of the characters, or at least the colorful snappiness of their dialogue.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 March 2019 11:42 (five years ago) link

From 2019, "give the kick-ass woman issues about whether she's a good mother" doesn't really count as surprising.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 14 March 2019 12:41 (five years ago) link

it wasnt made in 2019 i mean cmon

~mine own~ bitcoin (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 March 2019 13:31 (five years ago) link

Speaking of years, I do appreciate that Alien/Aliens were set in what is still now the distant future.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 March 2019 13:33 (five years ago) link

xp, I know but 'surprise' isn't a reaction that takes the timestamp into consideration.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 14 March 2019 14:21 (five years ago) link

i always forget there's such a long period between the initial arrival of the Marines and the point where shit goes bad; the film keeps up its momentum so well that it flies by.

Cameron's skill with narrative structure and atmosphere has always been impressive, and w/the latter the film's early use of helmet-mounted cameras and motion sensors and heart monitors for each marine (when they flatline it just makes everything more final and chilling*) is just an astonishingly effective way to ante up the dread and oppressiveness.

(*flatlining in cinema is usually a whatever moment, an easy out, and to see it used in this way is a minor testimony to Cameron's directorial abilities.)

omar little, Thursday, 14 March 2019 18:28 (five years ago) link

I get the criticism about the story beats not being innovative - the bones of it are an off-the-rack 'go on a mission, find the key to your character at the end of it'. All that's missing is a bit at the end where the Queen looks at Ripley and says "we're not so different, you and I..."

One Eye Open, Thursday, 14 March 2019 20:09 (five years ago) link

cliches? the end where the mother alien *gasp* isn't dead but is holding onto the ship zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, August 20, 2004 8:46 AMBookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah what a boring scene

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, August 20, 2004 8:48 AMBookmark Flag Post Permalink

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 14 March 2019 20:17 (five years ago) link

All that's missing is a bit at the end where the Queen looks at Ripley and says "we're not so different, you and I..."

haha this isn't even missing

(prob the joke)

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 14 March 2019 20:45 (five years ago) link

Another thing I thought of upon re-viewing, is this movie really set the template for a lot of first person shooters, right? With the helmet cams and vitals and whatnot. I'm not much of a gamer, but that really reminds me of how a lot of games are set up. At the least it set the template for "Contra," or so I assume. "Contra" was 1987.

― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, November 4, 2017 4:01 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah contra is heavily ripped from this, including a lot of the boss visuals and stuff. and it reaches FPSes almost immediately if without such 1:1 connections in DOOM, whose creators had obviously seen this about ten times each.

― Doctor Casino, Saturday, November 4, 2017 4:05 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(OK, xpost, but I guess Biehn and his wife Jennifer Blanc were producing a line of grind house films? Maybe I saw a press release for one of the more salacious titles and got the wrong idea?)

― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, November 4, 2017 4:08 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A lot of the movies lines were nicked and appeared in various FPS games.

― Ste, Monday, November 6, 2017 2:45 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not to mention starcraft

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 14 March 2019 20:48 (five years ago) link

The way Weaver looks at the Queen without saying a word before threatening to incinerate the eggs and the Queen's momentary ceding ground = classic.

I'm amazed that in 1986 the Academy saw through its blinders during the staidest decade of its existence to date and gave a Best Actress nomination to a genre piece.

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 March 2019 20:49 (five years ago) link

Anyone who doesn't like this film needs a good thrashing.

Having said that, probably these will all turn out to be balls: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/alien-celebrating-40th-anniversary-6-short-films-1193923

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 14 March 2019 23:44 (five years ago) link

James otm on both counts

Besmirch this movie at your peril

https://68.media.tumblr.com/1b4731564aee8ba541588f50604f9cbe/tumblr_nrnh0x9xR81u2ragso2_500.gif

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 March 2019 05:13 (five years ago) link

the effects/sets in this movie look better than any cgi movie

na (NA), Friday, 15 March 2019 14:14 (five years ago) link

1982 - 1986 was the apogee of film special effects

Number None, Friday, 15 March 2019 14:27 (five years ago) link

I think this film has a bit of the Jaws effect. The creature effects are totally superb but it seems likely that in order to hide a bit of the awkwardness of the aliens’ movements Cameron had to keep them in shadow and keep glimpses of them to a minimum, up until we see the queen at the end. It creates this real sense of terror and a scene like Hicks popping up into the ceiling to have a look and his flashlight panning across dozens of these things crawling at him is one of the more nightmarish visuals i recall from my childhood. that and Vasquez/Gorman being cornered in the ventilation shaft gave me some bad dreams as a teen.

omar little, Friday, 15 March 2019 15:30 (five years ago) link

Yeah, possibly the only flawed shot in the movie is when the queen's two goons sort of awkwardly shuffle in and out of the scene. For the most part though he just shows you a second or two of various slithering and awful motions, and your brain fills in how the aliens probably walk and attack - - - much scarier and more fluid than anything they could create by having someone in a rubber suit walk across the set. It's amazing how many of the bargain-basement direct-to-video knock-offs (which of course also have even cheaper rubber suits, etc.) manage to screw this up.

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Friday, 15 March 2019 16:11 (five years ago) link

same type of quick show/cut used to the same horrifying effect in matrix rave scene

~mine own~ bitcoin (darraghmac), Friday, 15 March 2019 16:27 (five years ago) link

Omar otm

I think because Cameron leans so hard into the meathead action-horror genre it feels like it’s just a dumb alien movie. And in a way it kind of is. But as Omar notes, Cameron makes really good choices in terms of dialing up tension, finessing the action, or playing up the horror moments - the kind of attention to detail that makes it really enjoyable to watch. Mainly because that kind of care & finesse stands out when you’re in a B-movie kinda world.

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 March 2019 16:37 (five years ago) link

i think the very unusual Ebert review of this is pretty spot-on, even if in some sense i disagree with it. He admits it's amazing but also admits he didn't enjoy it because of its intensity and constant dread, whereas i totally enjoy it every time. but i understand what he means. i think as far as a film depicting people finding themselves trapped in a desperate situation with no easy way out, it's almost unparalleled. the best thing about it is while there are characters who are not especially bright, none of them do anything especially stupid. they're flawed in recognizable ways. Hudson is an idiot but he doesn't make any dumb tactical errors, he freaks out but never in moments of action, just in moments of downtime. Gorman is in over his head but he's not a craven coward, he just freezes up. Burke flees into a bad spot towards the end, but i mean who the hell wouldn't make a run for it? etc etc...lots of the character types are cliches but their behavior and decision-making makes perfect sense for each one and unlike lesser films they don't behave in ways to artificially change the narrative and story, they're always reacting to what's happening at the moment.

the only thing i question is Burke still thinking about the Company and getting the samples back through quarantine at a time when the survival of the entire team seems pretty unlikely. But Reiser's extremely '80s nervous nice dude comedy style works surprisingly well for the character of an ambitious, sociopathic creep, so it mostly works for me despite that, and i suppose he also figured his survival was a mutually exclusive issue alongside the issue of the alien samples.

omar little, Friday, 15 March 2019 16:53 (five years ago) link

agreed

omar otm again, as always

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 March 2019 17:23 (five years ago) link

co-sign

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Friday, 15 March 2019 17:43 (five years ago) link

'kind've'

mookieproof, Friday, 15 March 2019 17:48 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFmq2gDwXpo

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 25 May 2019 00:35 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFmq2gDwXpo

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 25 May 2019 00:35 (four years ago) link

hmmm

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 25 May 2019 00:35 (four years ago) link

three years pass...

lol beautiful

Ste, Saturday, 29 April 2023 19:49 (eleven months ago) link


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