EXCELSIOR is the second solo album by British musician LOLZ Coombes.

*with

this is why you guys are the professionals

maybe call him an orange cheeto that seems like new territory

ilx should pivot to video

new ilx queso makes stock a BUY

If you thought the one I posted was a “Trump yuk” you didn’t get it son

wasn't really about yours but yours was another one that doesn't really hit outside the context of the political threads

unless it was supposed to be a zing on morbs but i don't really think morbs was being enough of a dumbass to warrant it

mmmm queso

and honestly my advice to a 24 year old interested in a 17 year old, no matter how sophisticated or mature that 17 year old seems to be - wait a fuckin year or two!!! it's not that hard

― marcos, Friday, November 3, 2017 11:48 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*beat*

― Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Friday, November 3, 2017 11:48 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I can't think of how any Bruce Springsteen song goes, apart from "Born to Run".

― jmm, Saturday, November 4, 2017 10:08 AM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they all go like that.

― scott seward, Saturday, November 4, 2017 10:20 AM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

>:( but also lol

ha that's great

ahahahaha

‘if i told you then i’d have to kill you’ strongly guarantees it would have been a painful story to listen to anyway, regardless of content

― estela, Sunday, 5 November 2017 06:04 (eight hours ago) Permalink

Charlie: Excuse me, Lieutenant. Is there something wrong?
Maverick: Yes ma'am, the data on the MiG is inaccurate.
Charlie: How's that, Lieutenant?
Maverick: Well, I just happened to see a MiG 28 do a…
Goose: We!
Maverick: Uh, sorry, Goose. *We* happened to see a MiG 28 do a 4g negative dive.
Charlie: Where did you see this?
Maverick: Uh, that's classified.
Charlie: It's what?
Maverick: It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Iceman: ‘if i told you then i’d have to kill you’ strongly guarantees it would have been a painful story to listen to anyway, regardless of content

― phenibut rock (rip van wanko), Sunday, 5 November 2017 06:49 (seven hours ago) Permalink

when yanks say "preggers" i die a little bit in my mouth

― phenibut rock (rip van wanko)

I laughed. What can I say. I'm an easy mark.

man alive's is my first excelsior that did not come with a disclaimer

"cheddar comes straight from the nahuatl word cheddddar "

― mark s, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:43 (three seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

We all need a Trump hat to puke in.

― Moodles, Monday, November 6, 2017 4:10 PM (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I just might have a problem that you'd understand

― the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Monday, November 6, 2017 4:11 PM (seventeen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

First rate

I was going to do a Stones version - and if you want it, babe, well you can puke in mine.

I just passed a local Asian builder this morning who has FREE PALESTINE splashed across the front of his van.

i hope it read FOR EVERY CUSTOMER on the back

― with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 12:09 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Very good indeed

pretty sure i stole that from a creaking old 'free nelson mandela' joke but i'll take my lols where i can get them tbh

yes it was bad and you should feel bad

how about we meet in the middle and i concede it was bad but i refuse to feel bad about it

http://i.imgur.com/Emi7eTp.jpg

oh my god is one of the songs really going to be called "this is why we can't have nice things" .............. -__________-

― dyl, Wednesday, November 8, 2017 6:42 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i lmao'd pretty hard at "12. dress"

― ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Wednesday, November 8, 2017 6:47 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bonus tracks

16. i hope you're pleased with yourself
17. this is the thanks i get?

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, November 8, 2017 6:49 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A spoonful of the referent (Taylor Swift) helps the excelsior go down.

and lo, the angel of the Moore appeared to her
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 November 2017 8:43 AM

Moore! Moore! Moore!!
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 10 November 2017 8:46 AM

With a rebel yell
― piezoelectric landlord (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 10 November 2017 8:48 AM

From the 'worst fifth film in a series' thread:

i love that you skipped almost all of these but still found the time to screen benji: off the leash!

― drinkmaster sealcup at yr service (bizarro gazzara), Friday, November 10, 2017 7:48 AM (thirty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That was on assignment.

― Anne of the Thousand Gays (Eric H.), Friday, November 10, 2017 8:07 AM (nineteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Most of those were on assignment.

― Anne of the Thousand Gays (Eric H.), Friday, November 10, 2017 8:07 AM (nineteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tbh i prefer my initial assumption that you were a die-hard benji fan who was bitterly disappointed by his fifth cinematic outing

― drinkmaster sealcup at yr service (bizarro gazzara), Friday, November 10, 2017 8:09 AM (seventeen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tbh, I prefer that assumption too

― Anne of the Thousand Gays (Eric H.), Friday, November 10, 2017 8:12 AM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"fans used to spend hours in contentious speculation over what benji would be like taken off his leash. well, now the question is answered, but was THIS what we waited seventeen years for? five films and three decades in, it's clear Camp has lost his passion for the series"

― Doctor Casino, Friday, November 10, 2017 8:21 AM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i used to get Eagles of Death Metal mixed up w/DFA 1979 because there was something about their aesthetic that seemed similar, plus they each had a Jesse. Now they each have an anti-Islam Jesse.

― omar little, Monday, November 13, 2017 1:48 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

On "artists who plausibly appear to be good people":

Jon Anderson of Yes claims to have seen all good people. Perhaps he can help us sort through this?

― henry s, Wednesday, 15 November 2017 14:30 (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Also:

Can vouch for X, he’s always struck me as a sound "meat-and-potatoes, straight-up-and-down, Beef-Wellington, Don’t-trust-the-Argies, dick-in-the vagina, cheddar-cheese and chicken-tikka-masala-man"

― Luna Schlosser, Wednesday, 15 November 2017 10:04 (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgLoLnx77bg

excelsioring a peep show quote might, but only might, be a new low

Ha, OK, didn't get the reference. It was funnier when it seemed like an absurd non sequitur.

it's always worth searching for saer's posts and then just reading through all of them

one might think of him as our parish priest

More of a natural mystic imo

many more will have to suffer

I'm head over heels in love with saer

let's just

LCD allows middle aged balding journo bro's to imagine they're still down with the kids. "It's got those electro beats right dudes?!?"

except the kids are all over 30. along with Jamie XX it's the new dinner party music. i'll just stick to some Steely Dan or Joni, cheers.

― jamiesummerz, Monday, 20 November 2017 12:56 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jeez guys ease up on the projections, if you don't like LCD fine, that hardly makes you experts on people who do

― niels, Monday, 20 November 2017 13:09 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I have never heard them before but whenever I do a bit of work in Perm, there is a poster of their records in one of the local bars. From what I can tell their fanbase is made up of hunchbacks, strongmen and local government officials. I don't know what your experience with bureaucracy is but its had a net negative effect on my anxiety levels. Music doesn't exist in a vacuum, we know this from reading

― saer, Monday, 20 November 2017 13:17 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we know this from acoustics tbh

― damian green is people (NickB), Monday, 20 November 2017 13:41 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes, thats it! great book, wonderful prose, cheeky font!

― saer, Monday, 20 November 2017 13:47 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

props also for completely bodying my vent thread, namaste *bows*

You are in a regrettable phase

for the last eleven years mate!

Jeff.
― HI DERE, Thursday, 10 May 2007 21:27 (ten years ago) Permalink

what is the history on the "Jeff" thing

http://www.baxterboo.com/global/images/article/Boo_VS_Jiff.jpg

i have no idea what is going on here, but that dog makes me happy

it's Sally Jeffy Raphael