US Politics November 2017

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Οὖτις, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:21 (six years ago) link

All sorts of fun in that one.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:29 (six years ago) link

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She'd name it the "Cut Baby Cut" Act.

― nickn, Wednesday, November 1, 2017 5:07 PM (twenty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I prefer the K7 verison

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbd2PBO3k6w

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:31 (six years ago) link

This thread needs a stupid pun or obnoxious quote in its title. It's too hard to find in the list of updated threads right now.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:31 (six years ago) link

agree that generic title started by a Britisher is unacceptable

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:32 (six years ago) link

is there a uk flag emoji we could edit in

brimstead, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:32 (six years ago) link

or Cut Cut Goose, and that is how they can determine who actually gets the cuts, too.

cut cut gray cut

mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:33 (six years ago) link

good luck usa

"Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:37 (six years ago) link

dammit Mookie beat me to it

the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:38 (six years ago) link

I'm going to start the December thread and it's going to be called 'USA Politik + Præsident Trump December 2017'. That way I'll have finished my ban right in time for the end of year nominations.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:40 (six years ago) link

This past year all makes so much more sense if you assume that Trump has been trying really hard to look like a dipshit so that they'll just make him stop being president without forcing him to resign like a loser. It's a more believable narrative than the sad reality of the situation.

brewster's billions

j., Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:42 (six years ago) link

xp
She'd name it the "Cut Baby Cut" Act.


nah, save that for the mandatory circumcision bill

proton, neutron, electron and crouton (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:43 (six years ago) link

“One thing Steve wants Trump to do is take this more seriously,” the Bannon confidant told me. “Stop joking around. Stop tweeting.”

Has anyone tried using the magic word, maybe that's the trick.

I cannit beleve how stupid yoy all r (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:43 (six years ago) link

this is the day trump became president

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:44 (six years ago) link

In a series of phone calls with Trump on Monday and Tuesday, Bannon told the president ...

So how is Bannon's role outside the WH any different than it was in the WH? Less oversight?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:45 (six years ago) link

Different couch to sit on.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:49 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n25t31IBgeE

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:49 (six years ago) link

looks like Two Scoops is fucking up the House tax bill some more, tweeting about how it should include a repeal of the individual mandate for Obamacare lol

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:51 (six years ago) link

Meanwhile there was a document dump today of thousands of files related to the Navy SEAL raid that killed bin Laden and, well . . .

One of the files in the CIA document dump from Osama bin Laden’s compound: “YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv” https://t.co/p7mrQHN1u6 pic.twitter.com/S1Gf7I869F

— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) November 1, 2017

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:53 (six years ago) link

it's President Clinton's fault for selling us up the river on a raft of uranium

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:53 (six years ago) link

“YOU CAN’T GO ANY LOWER”: INSIDE THE WEST WING, TRUMP IS APOPLECTIC AS ALLIES FEAR IMPEACHMENT

lol headline NOT otm

we can and will go much lower

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:59 (six years ago) link

we can and will go much lower

Now, see, this is a thread title!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:00 (six years ago) link

Headline refers to his approval ratings not the moral state of the nation

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:01 (six years ago) link

But yes that is wrong too

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:01 (six years ago) link

The thought of a special prosecutor investigating Clinton, Mueller and Rosenstein while Mueller and Rosenstein are investigating Trump is pretty dark.

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:02 (six years ago) link

that scenario is p fucked up and yet makes perfect sense, I can see Trump going for it.

but who appoints the special prosecutor in this hypothetical scenario, Sessions?

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:04 (six years ago) link

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:04 (six years ago) link

re: thread title... feels weirdly appropriate since Weinstein & avalanche of other predators being outed pushed Trump out of top of the news for the longest stretch of time since the election.

flappy bird, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:26 (six years ago) link

karl thank u for posting my fav space ghost clip

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:27 (six years ago) link

“Jared is the worst political adviser in the White House in modern history,” Nunberg said. “I’m only saying publicly what everyone says behind the scenes at Fox News, in conservative media, and the Senate and Congress.”

lmao Jared rules

frogbs, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:28 (six years ago) link

I honestly can't imagine that Trump's approval ratings could go any lower. Yes, he's said and done one stupid thing after another for the past year (and then also for decades as a public figure), but I'm pretty sure that's over now, don't you?

I cannit beleve how stupid yoy all r (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:29 (six years ago) link

xpost it only gets better with time! hahaha

it's really funny, though, to imagine the "cut cut cut" debate happening in the midst of the atmosphere described in the vanity fair piece

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:29 (six years ago) link

I would imagine mounting scandal + a failure to pass tax reform would probably shudder off most of the remaining non-Pepes

frogbs, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link

Yeah, business as usual, but nonetheless it is pretty audacious for Trump's lawyers to reportedly argue in court re: the ongoing defamation lawsuit that him referring to his accusers as "liars" was just a political opinion.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:31 (six years ago) link

i can't access those abottabad files :(

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:32 (six years ago) link

just feeling a little silly at the moment but seriously, imagine the shot of a random white house aide's face after watching a tense discussion of regarding the mueller investigation gradually morph into an equally tense debate about why it should or should not be called the cut cut cut plan

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:32 (six years ago) link

Trump administration is death by a thousand cut cut cuts.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:32 (six years ago) link

YouTube_-_funy_cuts.flv

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:34 (six years ago) link

I would imagine mounting scandal + a failure to pass tax reform would probably shudder off most of the remaining non-Pepes

it's hard to say what his floor is at this point, there's been a slow but steady erosion in overall GOP support but that's gonna bottom out at some point and whether it's 25% or 30% who can say. We are definitely going to find out sad lol.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:37 (six years ago) link

Would've been wiser to name it the Measure Twice, Cut Once Bill.

Moodles, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:39 (six years ago) link

Cut Hillary Dems Fake News Bill

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:39 (six years ago) link

If he fellated Steve Bannon while strangling a kitten on camera, his approval rating miiiiight fall to like 20%.

I cannit beleve how stupid yoy all r (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:45 (six years ago) link

no it would have to be him fucking a kid, and not a 16-year-old. Shooting someone on 5th Ave. would make his numbers go up. also praising Allah, but I'm trying to be realistic here

flappy bird, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:46 (six years ago) link

if something like that came out they'd just say it's fake. the technology for that is getting there xp

https://spectrum.ieee.org/tech-talk/robotics/artificial-intelligence/ai-creates-fake-obama

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:47 (six years ago) link

GOP is totally fine w kid fuckers tbh

xp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:47 (six years ago) link

Time for carpet_kaiser to make an entrance.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:47 (six years ago) link

Sunday, October 29, 2017 10:33 AM Site carpet_kaiser has been banned permanently. 51'd

sleeve, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:48 (six years ago) link


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