batshit rightwing cartoons -- 2017 unto eschaton

Irony alert! It was Saint Ronald Reagan who killed the Fairness Doctrine.

A good Medium piece on Garrison. (You'll have to log in to read it.)

...Garrison is a prolific and highly partisan political cartoonist whose work appears online, which means he is an artist in the same way that people who author long, high-pitched farts on mass transit are musicians. As a political cartoonist, Garrison is both passably skillful in his craft and so flubby and overdetermined in his politics and aesthetic that you can basically smell his upsetting breath in your face every time you look at something he’s drawn...Garrison’s overstuffed cartoons are all little thudding epics, reliably bursting with every meme currently roiling the Extremely Online right. Imagine a version of Hieronymus Bosch who sincerely believes in Pizzagate, never goes outside, and clearly labels everything, and you have Ben Garrison.

I liked drfarls’ pull quote a lot too

http://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2017/11/thursday-links-12

and the first comment: Vivian Kubrick is a Garrison fan.

Nothing is concealed or even really coded, but that doesn’t make it any easier to comprehend. Everything is labeled, but that doesn’t mean it makes sense.

Don't want to post every fucking BG cartoon here (they seem to be released daily now) but what is the deal with this? Is there some kind of pun with 'ship' that I'm missing, or does he just want to make Hillary into a rat?

https://i.imgur.com/2t38wjSh.jpg

https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/Rats+abandon+a+sinking+ship

Sure, I get that. But half a pun is not a pun.

Garrison has kind of crossed over into Jack Chick territory w/ me in that I marvel at the insanity more than I get angry or offended, but boy do these shmucks only have one deeply racist joke for Warren.

He just wants to make HRC the rat rather than a ship, which is not a negative thing.

But why were the ships on a rat in the first place?

As stated above, just flipping the trope.

Along these lines, I thought that the Dems as witches going a'hunting could've been pretty funny had it been set up better.

https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/maga_mountain_rgb.jpg

Have we mentioned yet that you could get an entire semiotics or abpsychology cirriculum out of this guy’s work alone?

He missed out the part where Trump will increase my sex appeal. But everything else is there.

GREAT DEALS

I thought the eagle was squawking "BACON" there for a sec.

VETERANS! WE NEED MORE VETERANS! LET'S MAKE MORE VETERANS!

Great deals lol
scotus is on the good side again?
capitol building, with both sides run by republicans, is in the swamp
on his page he claims magacon is a real thing and that this is the link: http://www.amfreesummit.com/
usa is represented by a mufasa sphinx now?

Yeah, I was wondering that. Of the many national animal mascots there are, lions tend to represent someplace else

it wasn't the first thing i noticed, since it was buried under labels.

capitol building, with both sides run by republicans, is in the swamp

Trump fans are not necessarily republican fans.

O that most beloved and golden of amendments.

Al Jaffee's most disturbing fold-in

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DOhJet0VAAE7trD.jpg

Garrison's recurring motif of Trump as this calm, dignified figure whose sangfroid contrasts with the unbalanced outbursts of his opponents is just the strangest thing, sometimes it's difficult to remember that there is actaully a sizable number of people who actually see it that way

Not exactly political toons but who would like some delightful panels on the lighter side of being a fuckin’ cop:

https://www.policeone.com/Columnists/Les-Lethal/

Hahaha, all those people I disagreed with drowned!

https://police-praetorian.netdna-ssl.com/article-images/10.16_Hurricane_Matthew.jpg

It's perfectly OK to point your firearm at someone carrying nothing but food!

https://police-praetorian.netdna-ssl.com/article-images/06.19_Roast_beef.jpg

on one hand I'm glad to see some non-Garrison material, on the other hand, wtf for real

I know! All that non-ironic Comic Sans!

I see that Day By Day is still running, and it's just as incomprehensible as ever.

Day by Day I find interesting as the dude really did just fulfill the joke everyone was making back then and devolve into straight deviantart porn

I didn't scroll back into them too far, just looked at this week - in the grand tradition of newspaper strips he does a triple size Sunday strip - which somehow took Obama and Kerry to task for all the dem pedos they employed? Great stuff.

what the shit

https://i.redd.it/8gxl87nj4w101.jpg

That woman looks to be at the end of her second trimester already. Maybe she looks so angry because the state of Alabama has complicated and obstructed her right to an abortion so thoroughly that it was next to impossible for her to obtain one in a timely fashion.

baby looks like a middle aged man

most young Republicans do

lol

https://78.media.tumblr.com/006b8301249b0df975d7fee4af2d5500/tumblr_p0rnhpI7G71rr5t33o1_1280.jpg

hahahahaaaaa that's so fucking laaaaame

dear ben garrison

just because roy moore values the adolescent girls in yr family doesn't mean he represents family values

yrs in christ,
bizarro gazzara

(ps you are a piece of shit)

that one needs crying Liberty, and Kelly in the corner

yup, uninconspiradly undetailed, that one

that's actually kind of subtle for Ben Garrison actually

I love the tony llamas vs black chucks, excellent detail

merry xmas

http://i.magaimg.net/img/264j.jpg

Is he pro or anti bitcoin?

Undoubtedly pro-bitcoin. It takes control of money out of the corrupt hands of government and places it in the incorruptible marketplace.

monogrammed silver spoon's a nice touch.

https://i.imgur.com/hhY7QO3.jpg

insouciant whistling = classic batshit rightwing cartoon trope