invent a terrifying scenario in 10 words or less

Every time you talk you also fart uncontrollably.

You eat lunch. One by one your teeth fall out.

Sissoko starts every game for the rest of the season

Emperor Bundy

“madam, i’m scott adams”

found our parakeet with all of her beak broken off.

Your ambitious mortgage application has been approved

^^^braggin

Future Guinness record holder for 'largest kidney stone ever passed'.

XP fantasy tbu

Emperor Trump stuck on Imperial Toilet

congrats dmac

Will ye stop

an idiot gets ahold of a nuclear weapon

― Mordy, Sunday, July 18, 2010 2:19 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

crystal ball yo

you have to write so dully that all ilx comprehends

blabbermouth who spills secrets to russians still has security clearance

Leeds United fans celebrate Premier League return in style

painful bowel movement releases writhing mass of razor-toothed worms

― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 26 February 2015 10:46 (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

still occasionally think about this one

blabbermouth who spills secrets to russians still has security clearance

― slugbuggy, Saturday, August 18, 2018 10:06 AM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

& can arbitrarily pull the clearance of people who were using it legitimately, seemingly without immediate consequences.

O, even more so, the total lack of oversight repercussions to the acts of a maniac.

clearly not ten words

There was a good one in the back of Eno's Diary book that I was rereading, in an appendix called Unthinkable Futures.

People of different astrological signs wage war with each other.

Bono - Morrissey collaboration

socialism and anarchism found willing ears into which to pour

imago
Posted: August 18, 2018 at 1:47:44 PM
birdwatching and experimental writing crew that meets for afternoon tea

you clearly ordered the wrong thing

Guy Fieri, US Secretary of Flavor

Contagious scaly butt warts

The Beatles featuring Adam Levine

Misread that as 'The Beatles fucking Adam Levine'. I assume that also counts as an entry itt.

Compulsory gyro-based autophagia. And you're all out of tzatziki.

Tears that smell like doodoo

water slide gets progressively smaller, you become wedged, dying slowly

2020

all your cell walls collapse.

haunting. even knowing I don't have any.

Rolling Stone lists the 500 Greatest Albums of All Time.

Dying just restarts your life DVD

xp :D <3 :D

the world today ... and tomorrow

white privileged theatre group tackle racism

your life has always been narrated by larry king

(^a very personal message from Mr. Karl Malone)

also:

you dream you're a butterfly. waken as a butterfly. it sucks.

iPad stations being prepared for virtual ICU end-of-life visits

Lloris gets injured after January, that’s the season done.

― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari),

antibiotics don't seem to be working, how's your roommate feeling?

your taint appears on MS Teams in Executive meeting

instinctively knowing how to handle that situation (zoom in)

Giuliani sponge bath

zooming in on Giuliani spongebathing, trying to prove something

Giuliani handkerchief bath

white pseudoliberal writes play on ethnicity