Dilbert - C or D?

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I blame everyone but myself

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 24 October 2017 02:28 (two years ago) link

i apologize

mh, Tuesday, 24 October 2017 03:25 (two years ago) link

I think I shared it here before but maybe just messaged rrrobyn lol

mh, Tuesday, 24 October 2017 03:28 (two years ago) link

Has he followed it up yet, with his usual "Of course I could be wrong about this" disclaimer?

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 24 October 2017 13:51 (two years ago) link

I want a white noise tie!

"the fgti incident?" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 24 October 2017 13:54 (two years ago) link

The unreported tragedy of 2017 is that managers will likely hire fewer women to reduce their perceived legal risk. #WeinsteinEffect

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) November 4, 2017

frogbs, Saturday, 4 November 2017 22:04 (two years ago) link

his ratios are depressing

El Tomboto, Saturday, 4 November 2017 23:58 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

#POTUSRap @ScottAdamsSays @realDonaldTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr 🤘🇺🇸💯😎🤣 pic.twitter.com/dlaCv6EQ7O

— Kathie 🇺🇸💎ツ (@MustangGirl3) January 28, 2018

remember when this dude had a somewhat functioning sense of humor

frogbs, Tuesday, 30 January 2018 20:25 (two years ago) link


Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 22:42 (two years ago) link

three months pass...

lmao he's still defending the women = mentally handicapped joke and whining incessantly about being labeled and MRA and "alt-right". seems like all the dudes out there who never shut the fuck up have finally came to roost in 2018

frogbs, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 19:59 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

I would have used public schools as my example. https://t.co/Ywwq9FlO6l

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) June 17, 2018

Only took a year to go from “if he exhibits any Hitler-like behavior I’ll kill him” to this

frogbs, Sunday, 17 June 2018 14:11 (one year ago) link

Clearly still upset about his first day in kindergarten

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 17 June 2018 14:15 (one year ago) link

Members of my family literally died here! Fun jokes.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 19 June 2018 21:25 (one year ago) link

Not sure who that's directed at. Don't think anyone was making light of the holocaust.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 23:52 (one year ago) link

Adams being flippant. No one here!

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 20 June 2018 10:30 (one year ago) link

brain worms really seem to be kicking into overdrive lately

You took the pro-child-trafficking side over the temporary cages side. There were only two options on the table. https://t.co/53zTFaOwug

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) June 19, 2018

frogbs, Wednesday, 20 June 2018 12:24 (one year ago) link

four weeks pass...

BREAKING: “Wouldn’t” is the new Rosie O’Donnell play. Or is it? https://t.co/w9i0n6jr2T

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) July 17, 2018

not watching this but it's pretty lol watching him have a fully fledged meltdown in the comments

frogbs, Wednesday, 18 July 2018 14:44 (one year ago) link

are those readable somewhere?

kelp, clam and carrion (sic), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 21:02 (one year ago) link

I mean the replies in the thread, such as:

Your confusion and lack of context are noted. You probably shouldn't make comments in a public forum. It isn't your strong suit.

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) July 18, 2018

How ignorant of you. I criticize the president on healthcare, race relations, statues, immigration, and other stuff. You just lost all of your credibility.

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) July 18, 2018

Goodbye Hitler.

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) July 17, 2018

frogbs, Wednesday, 18 July 2018 21:11 (one year ago) link

ah I clicked on the periscope embed, not the twitter embed

kelp, clam and carrion (sic), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 21:53 (one year ago) link

Scott Adams is the dril 'I'm not owned' tweet made flesh

Arthur Funzonerelli (stevie), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 23:59 (one year ago) link

the startup he's affiliated with is hilarious bubble bullshit


sign me up, I'm an expert

El Tomboto, Thursday, 19 July 2018 00:52 (one year ago) link

Tomboto, What are the top five keywords that attract viewers to your platform?

mick signals, Thursday, 19 July 2018 02:02 (one year ago) link

amazing how Scott Adams in 2018 is currently pushing an idiotic tech startup with no clear use case while spending his spare time mounting a full-throated defense of the Pointy-Haired Boss

frogbs, Thursday, 19 July 2018 13:01 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

lmao say hi to the new chief of staff

Today I had the honor of meeting your favorite president. I already feel sorry for whoever runs against him in 2020. @POTUS @realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/Ln1kpX6tUn

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) August 2, 2018

frogbs, Friday, 3 August 2018 03:49 (one year ago) link

Reality is wrong

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 3 August 2018 14:00 (one year ago) link

Having characters like the pointy-haired boss and Topper, Adams' fawning POTUS admiration lacks so much self-awareness it's almost impressive.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Friday, 3 August 2018 14:56 (one year ago) link

just imagining Scott Adams thinking of this as the validation of his life's work and his one chance to steer American history while Trump forgets everything he told him 5 minutes afterwards

frogbs, Friday, 3 August 2018 16:04 (one year ago) link


this is exactly where I figured he'd end up in 2018

frogbs, Thursday, 9 August 2018 19:42 (one year ago) link

four months pass...

Rest in peace :(

#RacistGoogle won't take down the photoshopped image of me in Nazi uniform. Why not? @sundarpichai This marks me for death. pic.twitter.com/kwUSjjpp99

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) December 19, 2018

frogbs, Thursday, 20 December 2018 15:21 (one year ago) link

wow marked for death. what a cool society i didn't realize we lived in where just being photoshopped w/ a swastika armband means you will soon be reaped.

Mordy, Thursday, 20 December 2018 16:05 (one year ago) link

it's a shame, he was a horrible cartoonist and a terrible human being.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 December 2018 16:18 (one year ago) link

seems miserable and completely neurotic

rip van wanko, Thursday, 20 December 2018 16:24 (one year ago) link

I know this is an unpopular opinion, but I don't think Scott Adams should be murdered, and it's a real shame that he's going to be

Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Thursday, 20 December 2018 17:44 (one year ago) link

perhaps he can try hypnotizing his murderer into turning the gun on himself

frogbs, Thursday, 20 December 2018 18:33 (one year ago) link

Hey @Patreon, this guy posted racist memes of me photoshopped into a Nazi uniform. That is hate speech. Puts my life at risk. Please deplatform him immediately. https://t.co/sf78vfcYN6

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) December 20, 2018

geez Scott did you forget about the hundreds of people you called Nazis because they disagreed with you

frogbs, Thursday, 20 December 2018 20:38 (one year ago) link

seven months pass...

grifters gonna grift

Dilbert guy Scott Adams is using the garlic festival shooting to direct market mass shooting survivors (at a time when public info on this was that the shooter was still at large) on his app pic.twitter.com/9EgGfSGkuz

— LVL 45 CHAOS POTUS (@thetomzone) July 29, 2019

another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 29 July 2019 14:30 (six months ago) link

we're reaching levels of persuasion which shouldn't even be possible

frogbs, Monday, 29 July 2019 15:43 (six months ago) link



Anyone who signed up to discuss the shooting could also have been paid in the WHEN Token, a cryptocurrency Adams has used to fund his app that is currently worth slightly more than one cent. Shortly before Adams announced WhenHub’s cryptocurrency aspect in 2017, Dilbert watchers noticed that the characters in the comic, who are typically suspicious of poorly understood business crazes like blockchain, were suddenly running straightforward explanations of blockchain in an apparent effort to drum up interest in Adams’s cryptocurrency.

frogbs, Monday, 29 July 2019 17:42 (six months ago) link

It would've been interesting to see how newspapers responded in a world where a comic strip version of Cerebus had been the public forum where we watched Dave Sim's mind unravel.

my but is not working it kept telling me device not found. (Old Lunch), Monday, 29 July 2019 18:10 (six months ago) link

he’d have jordan peterson’s career

another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 29 July 2019 18:14 (six months ago) link

Some amazing replies from Scott fans pic.twitter.com/JvlMZhRSTk

— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) July 29, 2019

El Tomboto, Monday, 29 July 2019 20:26 (six months ago) link

probably goes without saying but this WhenHub app is hilariously dumb, it's pretty much exactly the sort of thing that Dilbert was satirizing back in the 90's. 500 features and no clear use case, plus it uses a blockchain for some reason - this "pay to speak to an expert" thing is clearly NOT what the app was designed to do, though it's kinda hilarious that there's a dude offering to chat about football for 20 bucks an hour

frogbs, Tuesday, 30 July 2019 14:05 (six months ago) link

I retroactively hate that this guy had a guest spot on NewsRadio.

the last Berry La Croix in the work fridge (morrisp), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 19:09 (six months ago) link

(and don't @ me about Rogan)

the last Berry La Croix in the work fridge (morrisp), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 19:11 (six months ago) link

one month passes...

seriously laughed at this

If you are worried about rising sea levels, don’t be. The smartest and richest people in the world are still buying property on the beach. They don’t see the problem.

gyac, Monday, 23 September 2019 17:45 (four months ago) link

its really something to read through the past 1.5 decades of this thread tracking the slow reveal of Adams' right wing brainworms.

LOL in hindsight @ posts from 2011 wondering if hes serious or if hes doing some kind of kaufmanesque meta-satire of right wing idiots. Simpler times, man.

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Monday, 23 September 2019 18:31 (four months ago) link

still laughing at the whenhub dot com portrait of Adams

mh, Monday, 23 September 2019 18:35 (four months ago) link

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