brexit negging when yr mandate is is trash: or further chronicles of a garbage-fire

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Guy Fawkes is on a mission

pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Monday, 23 October 2017 12:03 (six years ago) link

They do it on purpose etc.

How long before we have German Fish & Chips? pic.twitter.com/8OmvAytgJQ

— Greg Hands (@GregHands) October 23, 2017

nashwan, Monday, 23 October 2017 12:06 (six years ago) link

tbf I would be surprised if some chinless wonder knew anything about the provenance of the mighty Doner

pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Monday, 23 October 2017 12:11 (six years ago) link

Oh it's a Guido 'scoop'. Aiming at all the young Corbynites. When he gets beaten to a pulp it won't be too soon

imago, Monday, 23 October 2017 12:14 (six years ago) link

> German Fish & Chips?

a german version of that dish famously introduced to britain by the jewish settlers?

koogs, Monday, 23 October 2017 12:14 (six years ago) link

and commonly prepared and sold by Greek Cypriots

mahb, Monday, 23 October 2017 13:23 (six years ago) link

"Germany without potatoes is as unimaginable as a repetitively re-offending suicide bomber" - Jonathan Meades, bon vivant + food expert.

calzino, Monday, 23 October 2017 13:37 (six years ago) link

Mind the gap, beyond the sea.
Let Brussels drink your cup of tea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36gK-6kkXiI

saer, Monday, 23 October 2017 13:54 (six years ago) link

Guido Fawkes/Seaman Staines exclusive: key Momentum organiser used to own one of those pens with a lady on the end and if you turn it upside down, her dress falls off

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 23 October 2017 13:57 (six years ago) link

xpost holy shit

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 23 October 2017 14:01 (six years ago) link

"Rock Rebel"

calzino, Monday, 23 October 2017 14:10 (six years ago) link

hmm, there's more dirt on o'mara than first appeared

still, guido is a shit. but where's the left-wing guido, lol

imago, Monday, 23 October 2017 14:59 (six years ago) link

it's called The Canary and it's godawful

pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Monday, 23 October 2017 15:04 (six years ago) link

Some people are pleading frivolous bantz on O'Mara's behalf and it's a Guido job etc, but it is indefensible stuff and shows under the nice-guy act lurks a deeply unpleasant dickhead imo. So a typical politician after all.

calzino, Monday, 23 October 2017 15:16 (six years ago) link

I mean specifically in the Shittersphere, although probably the ones defending him are the same jerkoffs that rt every bastard Canary article, Orwell meme etc...

calzino, Monday, 23 October 2017 15:19 (six years ago) link

and commonly prepared and sold by Greek Cypriots

... in London, Italians everywhere else?

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Monday, 23 October 2017 15:45 (six years ago) link

"Writing on Drowned in Sound website in November 2004, he posted:"

I din't realise the Jared O'Mara outrage was from when he was a teenager ffs!

calzino, Monday, 23 October 2017 15:47 (six years ago) link

His behaviour as a teenager is almost as reprenhensible as a 53 year old Foreign Secretary.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Monday, 23 October 2017 15:50 (six years ago) link

he was born in 1981 so not quite a teenager by 2004, but yeah.

not sure how old he was when posting on Morrissey Solo to angrily reject the idea that Morrissey might be homosexual

soref, Monday, 23 October 2017 15:52 (six years ago) link

35

pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Monday, 23 October 2017 16:29 (six years ago) link

I don't get the greg hands controversy (some ratio on that tweet tho). can someone pls ELI5

||||||||, Monday, 23 October 2017 17:00 (six years ago) link

they are all bad and so are we

mark s, Monday, 23 October 2017 17:04 (six years ago) link

oh I think I get it. greg hands thinks the UK invented the doner kebab?

||||||||, Monday, 23 October 2017 17:05 (six years ago) link

Right, have I been getting my fish and chips and doner kebabs mixed up?

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Monday, 23 October 2017 17:19 (six years ago) link

real england :(
http://weburbanist.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/abandoned-fish-chips-5a-644x859.jpg

mark s, Monday, 23 October 2017 17:22 (six years ago) link

the uk invented the munchy box and that's all that matters πŸŽ‰πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸŽ‰πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§

clammy marinara (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 October 2017 17:24 (six years ago) link

the doner kebab was invented in Germany.

pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Monday, 23 October 2017 17:36 (six years ago) link

yep the dude that invented it died last year, in Germany I believe.

calzino, Monday, 23 October 2017 17:37 (six years ago) link

however it was perfected at Indus, Newland Avenue, Hull

pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Monday, 23 October 2017 17:38 (six years ago) link

You mean, Crystal, Holloway Road surely?

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Monday, 23 October 2017 17:40 (six years ago) link

need to organize some sort of ILX kebab exchange to judge this fairly

pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Monday, 23 October 2017 17:45 (six years ago) link

If this won’t drag Ken Chu back to ILX, nothing will.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 23 October 2017 18:02 (six years ago) link

Debbie Abrahams has secured an emergency debate on the UC rollout tomorrow.

calzino, Monday, 23 October 2017 18:23 (six years ago) link

at the same time, nusrat ghani's motion for an emergency debate on clive lewis' comments has been absolutely seen off by bercow

||||||||, Monday, 23 October 2017 19:05 (six years ago) link

Drowned in Sound, eh.

The thing about 'scandals' like this is that exactly the same type of scandal carries more or less weight with different politicians, depending on how powerful and entrenched they are - the stuff Boris Johnson keeps on getting away with makes me feel fairly unbothered by this guy's DiS postings about wanting an orgy with Girls Aloud.

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 23 October 2017 19:31 (six years ago) link

Not that this is exactly the same as Boris Johnson scandal because that would probably involve public racist comments but you know what I mean

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 23 October 2017 19:32 (six years ago) link

The Bercow thing in more detail:

pic.twitter.com/uD320W4UH6

— Alex Nunns (@alexnunns) October 23, 2017

re: Jared. Like with a lot of these things it depends on the tone of the apology...

xyzzzz__, Monday, 23 October 2017 19:56 (six years ago) link

quits equality committee, I should have added.

calzino, Monday, 23 October 2017 20:03 (six years ago) link

Sad to realize this probably means Dom Passantino will never be an mp

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 23 October 2017 20:09 (six years ago) link

just started typing a "pour one out" joke, gave up in ennui

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 23 October 2017 20:29 (six years ago) link

See he goes but Johnson doesn't go, you know

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 23 October 2017 20:32 (six years ago) link

As Francis Ryan said earlier, he definitely should be replaced on the committee by another disabled MP. From that massive pool of disabled MP's out there obv. I bet there are some twitchy MP's across the board at the moment, with a similarly traceable online presence from the early period Wild West of internet days!

calzino, Monday, 23 October 2017 21:09 (six years ago) link

I'd wish we could give people a second chance? Or at least accept that when people are teenagers/YA's they say dumb stuff (which 100% of them) which cannot be carried after the person forever. Which is *not* to dismiss his remarks, at all, but the greediness in the search to nail people doesn't sit well with me either.

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 23 October 2017 21:14 (six years ago) link

Yeah exactly - though there is a more disturbing account (again from Guido, eh) that at some point he owned a nightclub where he allowed a bouncer to hit a woman in the face - the woman is a constituent and wrote about her concerns in an open letter

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 23 October 2017 21:29 (six years ago) link

Everyone has shit they've posted on the internet. Including me, look at some of the crap I've come out with on here, and that recently. I think almost no-one uses internet forums as if they were a public figure - you assume anonymity and a bit of leeway to think out loud, be shouted at by smarter users, improve, etc

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 23 October 2017 21:32 (six years ago) link

and in that spirit i hereby launch my own political car-

imago, Monday, 23 October 2017 21:47 (six years ago) link

I'd already decided he was an irredeemable piece of shit when I found out that he used to post on a site called Morrissey Solo.*

*http://www.htfc-world.com/extras/humour.gif

calzino, Monday, 23 October 2017 21:48 (six years ago) link

the only ilxors who can become politicians are the ones who are sitemods and who can therefore edit/delete their entire posting history. ideally a solid labour type, but also with that edge of metropolitan sophistication that might prove popular with a variety of demographics. can't think of anyone on here like all that though

imago, Monday, 23 October 2017 21:51 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/PaMyjDl.gif

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 23 October 2017 21:52 (six years ago) link


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