Every huge artist has their "New Jersey" - a huge event album that ultimately feels a bit hollow & signals a career decline

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flappy bird, Friday, 20 October 2017 06:06 (six years ago) link

I knew someone would say hancock as if bon jovi didn't sell millions of albums after NJ

people went to see hancock sure, but the will smith train had passed. the willennium was over. he was playing against type in an action comedy, his wheelhouse - they came out of curiosity, novelty. but his career as Will Smith, Peaking Action Comedy Star and Occasional Oscar Bait Guy My Parents Liked was over by then. hancock was the death knell. hitch was the new jersey.

qualx, Friday, 20 October 2017 06:08 (six years ago) link

and before you bring up I am legend, no one actually saw that. they bought the tickets and then they went out for dinner and forgot about the ticket, that's why it made a lot of money.

qualx, Friday, 20 October 2017 06:11 (six years ago) link

I Am Legend made zombie movie cash, everyone wanted to see those undead ghouls or rage filled maniacs chasing people around. it was a guaranteed 500+ million worldwide for awhile there. but those movies were also like Avatar, they left no real cultural footprint.

nomar, Friday, 20 October 2017 06:17 (six years ago) link

the answer is obviously "hancock," last of the string of major hits that followed on hitch's heels, but how many would now guess it was the fourth-biggest hit of 2008?

what the fuck was going on in 2008

midas / medusa cage match (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 20 October 2017 09:33 (six years ago) link

Hancock was kind of awesome

Marcus Hiles Remains Steadfast About Planting Trees.jpg (DJP), Friday, 20 October 2017 13:35 (six years ago) link

adjusted for inflation, the top-grossing will smith films, in descending order, are ID4, MIB, suicide squad, i am legend, MIB2, hancock, hitch, shark tale (yeeeeesh), pursuit of happyness, and enemy of the state.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 20 October 2017 13:43 (six years ago) link

about 50% of the reason I enjoyed Suicide Squad is because Will Smith played Deadshot almost exactly like he played Hancock

Marcus Hiles Remains Steadfast About Planting Trees.jpg (DJP), Friday, 20 October 2017 13:44 (six years ago) link

Louis CK's latest standup video for Netflix.

Max Florian, Friday, 20 October 2017 15:05 (six years ago) link

I've kind of been wondering if there is also a 'Full Moon, Dirty Hearts' phase after listening to the new National album.

campreverb, Friday, 20 October 2017 21:12 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

nelly furtado sort of put out a record like that this year

Bummed that this album was discussed so little on here. It's really good.

billstevejim, Monday, 27 November 2017 05:59 (six years ago) link

six months pass...

I think it's pretty clear that there *is* a kanye new jersey, the question is just which it is

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Friday, 1 June 2018 15:36 (five years ago) link

Watch the Throne.

MarkoP, Friday, 1 June 2018 15:58 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

I feel like Drake's Scorpion is the most pure, true example of a New Jersey that we've had for years.

It's a huge event, and it's very successful with hit singles, huge numbers etc, but there's just something in the air that feels like he's just slipped a bit off the peak...
...(obv the Pusha thing was the first time he felt like there was some weakness there)

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 3 August 2018 15:56 (five years ago) link

ultraviolence by lana maybe

dont know the stats, but it seems born to die was huge, ultraviolence was a sleeper record in the mazzy star vein (little bit of a portishead feel too)

but like each subsequent album seems to have been a bit of a drop off commercially, honeymoon for example. the new one may have performed better im not sure, but it seems that she is more of a cult artist now in a mainstream way if poss

Ross, Friday, 3 August 2018 15:57 (five years ago) link

Her last album debuted at #1.

Del Rey's first couple albums before Billboard included streaming + sales, so interpret it that however you like.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 August 2018 16:41 (five years ago) link

but in however many years, will we remember God's Plan? maybe. Nice for What? definitely. but only time will tell.

flappy bird, Friday, 3 August 2018 16:44 (five years ago) link

I've still never heard a whole Drake song. It's a streak I hope never breaks.

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 3 August 2018 16:48 (five years ago) link

The endings are the good parts

President Keyes, Friday, 3 August 2018 16:55 (five years ago) link

I keep feeling like every Drake album is a New Jersey.

MarkoP, Friday, 3 August 2018 17:13 (five years ago) link

but in however many years, will we remember God's Plan? maybe. Nice for What? definitely. but only time will tell.

― flappy bird, Friday, August 3, 2018 11:44 AM (forty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Bon Jovi still closes their main set with a New Jersey song - and then the 2nd encore with another

https://www.setlist.fm/setlist/bon-jovi/2018/centre-bell-montreal-qc-canada-4bede382.html

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 3 August 2018 17:28 (five years ago) link

the drake album is like the new jersey of "albums" in general

brimstead, Friday, 3 August 2018 19:41 (five years ago) link

Drake's career is rap's New Jersey

President Keyes, Friday, 3 August 2018 19:43 (five years ago) link

Ahah people trying to tag each new Drake release as a « New Jersey ». At some point they will be right, though !

AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 3 August 2018 19:47 (five years ago) link

the fact that I've been wrong about this multiple times in the past only confirms how right I am now

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 3 August 2018 20:02 (five years ago) link

the idea of a double album is just kinda anachronistic now (*deep thoughts*)

brimstead, Friday, 3 August 2018 20:03 (five years ago) link

Not really, albums are getting longer because of streaming. the new Frankie Cosmos album is 18 songs or something? so even if it's not a proper double album (over 80 minutes), they are getting longer for a practical rea$on.

flappy bird, Friday, 3 August 2018 20:05 (five years ago) link

yeah but i just mean calling something a double album when people don't buy discs anymore

brimstead, Friday, 3 August 2018 20:07 (five years ago) link

proper double album = it's on 2 discs

brimstead, Friday, 3 August 2018 20:08 (five years ago) link

should be called a Long Stream

President Keyes, Friday, 3 August 2018 20:08 (five years ago) link

ew

brimstead, Friday, 3 August 2018 20:08 (five years ago) link

the change would benefit my dick

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Friday, 3 August 2018 20:09 (five years ago) link

(uh, for those unfamiliar POLE: My Dick's Double Full​-​Length Release by My Dick)

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Friday, 3 August 2018 20:20 (five years ago) link

that's the only great album of this century

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 3 August 2018 20:32 (five years ago) link

18 song albums were common place in the CD era

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 3 August 2018 20:33 (five years ago) link

xp otm

sleeve, Friday, 3 August 2018 20:46 (five years ago) link

I still buy CDs. It’s still the CD era! CDs rule, streaming dr00lz!

empire bro-lesque (morrisp), Friday, 3 August 2018 21:10 (five years ago) link

i buy friends' bands' CDs. But I don't have a CD player anywhere in my house or on my laptop.

ant banks and wasp (voodoo chili), Friday, 3 August 2018 21:14 (five years ago) link

So your car then! That’s where I crank it, 1990 style...

empire bro-lesque (morrisp), Friday, 3 August 2018 21:17 (five years ago) link

i live in nyc. no car.

ant banks and wasp (voodoo chili), Friday, 3 August 2018 21:20 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

So apparently, it's still not Drake's "New Jersey" since he has 3 n°1s from Scorpion for now (and maybe more to come !) :

In 2015, “Hotline Bling” hovered at Number Two but failed to top the Hot 100, making it seem like Drake might never get his own Number One. That’s hard to remember in the wake of “One Dance,” “God’s Plan,” “Nice for What” and “In My Feelings,” emphatic multi-week chart-toppers.

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-features/drakes-madison-square-garden-show-was-one-long-victory-lap-715419/

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 11:08 (five years ago) link

as was brought up in the thread regarding the Eagles sortation "surpassing" Michael Jackson as the best selling album of all time, the new way charts are calculated w. streaming, and the fact that artists like Drake, Migos etc are releasing these huge bloated albums to take advantage... and the fact that US Spotify was Drake: The App for like a week.... it's impossible to compare to the time when, say, Thank You came out

also New Jersey was HUGE, have I taught you nothing? you still aren't even getting he concept... we can speculate about New Jerseys now but they won't be revealed until years later....

"The album was the follow-up to the band's third album, Slippery When Wet, and reached No. 1 on the Billboard 200 chart in its second week of release after making its debut at No. 8. It remained at No. 1 for four consecutive weeks.[3] It produced five Billboard Hot 100top ten hits, the most top ten hits to date for any hard rock/glam metal album, including "Bad Medicine" and "I'll Be There for You", which both reached No. 1. The album was certified 7x Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. The album also debuted at No. 1 in the UK and was the band's first UK No. 1 album. "

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 11:20 (five years ago) link

but Scorpion might not be a New Jersey

Drake is resilient (for real)

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 11:28 (five years ago) link

Might be too early to say, but I feel like reputation will ultimately be a New Jersey.

triggercut, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 11:39 (five years ago) link

Hum yeah, the concept of New Jersey has always been a bit blurry !
Anyway, I get what you mean about sales etc but I have a hard time thinking of an artist's biggest selling/most successful album (and, re: Scorpion, as far as I'm concerned, one of his best so far) as a New Jersey... but that's what a lot of the discussions on this thread have been about I guess !

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 11:46 (five years ago) link

yeah honestly I think I was wrong about Scorpion, feels like too much genuine enthusiasm about it

the charts thing is really weird now it's hard to judge

triggercut - I was just about to type that about Reputation, that's probably the biggest contender right now

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 12:25 (five years ago) link

isn't Reputation more a flop than a NJ ?

droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 12:28 (five years ago) link

oof no I'm wrong, it was the 2nd highest selling global album in 2017

droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 12:31 (five years ago) link

I couldn't get into the album and didn't encounter it in the wild very much but it only got beat by Ed Sheeran in 2017 so yeah NJ

droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 12:32 (five years ago) link

yeah Look What You Made Me Do wiki says

The song broke a string of records, including the record for the most plays in a single day on Spotify. Commercially, "Look What You Made Me Do" has topped the charts in Australia, Canada, Croatia, the Czech Republic, Greece, Ireland, Israel, Japan, Lebanon, Malaysia, New Zealand, the Philippines, Slovakia, the United Kingdom, and the United States. It has also received Platinum certifications in Australia, Canada, Italy, Sweden and the United States. It also received Diamond certification in Brazil.

but yeah definitely didn't feel like an album that really had legs....

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 12:40 (five years ago) link


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