Insane Clown Posse Fans. No, they really do exist, BITCH. My question is.....WHY, JUGGALOS!?

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Shaggy 2 Dope aka Joey Utsler told Sharon Osbourne (a giant in the music business) to "buff my pickle" on the Howard stern show and when she said, do you realize who you are talking to they said yeah, we do. She said she would get their videos not played and get them taken out of magazines, but they already arent there.

This is like a koan; if you meditate upon its meaning, the universe will offer up secrets.

Say it with me.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 October 2004 05:08 (nineteen years ago) link

also, xpost:
Cuggalombian?

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 October 2004 05:09 (nineteen years ago) link

when the next gen ICP fans start their own groups Fred Durst is gonna seem like a really good rapper...

AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 11 October 2004 05:10 (nineteen years ago) link

As a matter of fact I am a 32 year old man, funny question coming from someone that calls themselves "latebloomer" don't you think.

gawd, yer a friggin knucklehead.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 11 October 2004 05:12 (nineteen years ago) link

What is the sound of Juggalos rapping?

AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 11 October 2004 05:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Me napping. Hey, that rhymed! Guess I'm alraedy a better rapper tahn both ahlves of ICP combined.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 11 October 2004 05:13 (nineteen years ago) link

and this story about shaggy 2 dope telling sharon osborne to "buff his pickle" reminds me of something a professor once told us ... how most terrorists are really morons, who "succeed" only b/c of dumb luck and not brains or skill.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 11 October 2004 05:14 (nineteen years ago) link

It took me years to understand the clowns and their music.

res ipsa loquitur.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 11 October 2004 05:16 (nineteen years ago) link

novelty hunting trophies who are into ICP = Juggalopes.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 11 October 2004 05:17 (nineteen years ago) link

(though to be honest, taken outta context & w/ the word "clown" deleted and "" inserted that quote pretty much summarizes an awful lot of the discussions on this board.)

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 11 October 2004 05:18 (nineteen years ago) link

in b/w those two quotes should be "NAME OF RANDOM BAND." i'm as dumb as a smart juggalo when it comes to html.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 11 October 2004 05:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Yes but when that sentence is applies to the likes of ICP you know we are dealing with someone possessed of a truly Herculean intellect.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 11 October 2004 05:34 (nineteen years ago) link

"applied"
hahaha d'oh

AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 11 October 2004 05:34 (nineteen years ago) link

"It takes more talent than you think to listen to their music"

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 11 October 2004 05:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Now, if he was talking about Sun Ra or something there.......

AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 11 October 2004 05:41 (nineteen years ago) link

TS: Sun Ra vs. ICP

Don't make me start that thread.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 October 2004 05:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I will!!!!

AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 11 October 2004 05:43 (nineteen years ago) link

nah we can leave it here...

AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 11 October 2004 05:44 (nineteen years ago) link

You quote me for why?

I have a new catchphrase.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 11 October 2004 05:45 (nineteen years ago) link

we'll fxck you up for that, this ain't no fxckin game"...

The guy is even censoring his own fucks!

Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 11 October 2004 05:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I found this link here for all of you that keep quoting me on my statement that it takes more talent than you think to understand the clowns. Go to this link here:

http://www.paoracle.com/?archive=92

read over it and then let me know what you think about not taking any talent. I mean, I don't want to compare there music to the bible or anything, but a good analogy is the way Jesus used parables to talk to people. He used these stories to teach, but if people didn't understand the stories then they were just good stories. However, those that understood them and the deeper meaning to the stories, they got a lot more out of it than the average joe. Some people listen to the music and understand, others don't, just like our homie Jesus.... he was smart, and the reason he taught in that manner was so that people who didn't understand, wouldn't be punished. Now that is not why the clowns use their music this way, they are trying to reach a group of troubled youth by the harsh lyrics. They know that they have a righteous message and that is why they don't care what people have to say most of the time... that is why I don't. I know what the music is all about, and if you took the time, maybe you might dig it too... if it ain't your cup of tea, then hey, don't buy it.

Sorry for such a long post.

Mac

Saint D. Mac (Saint D. Mac), Monday, 11 October 2004 06:31 (nineteen years ago) link

We're not much for Jesus 'round these parts either, man.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 11 October 2004 06:34 (nineteen years ago) link

It's all in the good, I'm not one that is for organized religion... I was merely making a comparison and letting you know what you didn't know 5 minutes ago.

Saint D. Mac (Saint D. Mac), Monday, 11 October 2004 06:40 (nineteen years ago) link

when the next gen ICP fans start their own groups

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0001ZMX4U.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 11 October 2004 06:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Actually that is a group outta NY that has nothing to do with ICP. You think you are funny... you should check that group out too... they are okay, but the head guy from that group is called Ill Bill and his solo topped charts a few months ago. He is an up and coming artist with a lot of talent and a lot of things to say.

Saint D. Mac (Saint D. Mac), Monday, 11 October 2004 06:47 (nineteen years ago) link

The message of the band was to have faith and hope in God, more broadly, in being a good person, so when you die you do so without regrets. Innocence was the aim of Shangri-La, for instance, we saw that in the story of the Butterfly, told by ICP member Violent J. Quite ironic that this was the message of those years of dirty, immature and violent lyrics, isn't it?

Why don't you just listen to Evanescence or POD or Creed then, you fucking twat?

AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 11 October 2004 06:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Now we result to name calling to get a point across?

It is the act of a very immature person and one that obviously doesn't have any real message here in your simplistic attemt at a post here.

Oh, and uh, Evanescence is good, I listen to her, but I think POD is very stale to me... when did I ever say that I listened to ICP either?

Saint D. Mac (Saint D. Mac), Monday, 11 October 2004 06:55 (nineteen years ago) link

I meant the guy whose article I was quoting, numbnuts.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 11 October 2004 06:58 (nineteen years ago) link

More name calling.

I see your attemt at funny and raise you one punch line.

Saint D. Mac (Saint D. Mac), Monday, 11 October 2004 07:03 (nineteen years ago) link

it's "ATTEMPT" you fucking 5th grade dropout

AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 11 October 2004 07:05 (nineteen years ago) link

okay, so now you work for microsoft word?

Saint D. Mac (Saint D. Mac), Monday, 11 October 2004 07:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Ok, now that was actually funny, I'll hand you that.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 11 October 2004 07:08 (nineteen years ago) link

"Hell's Pit is not a great place to be"

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 October 2004 07:13 (nineteen years ago) link

okay, so now you work for microsoft word?
Yeah, we werk for microsfot. in the qaulity conttrol departmnet. we maake shure they'res no errors in the sorce code. this is y they'res so much qaulity in microsfot produtcs, and yu can trutst are security model as well.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 11 October 2004 18:31 (nineteen years ago) link

(shit. Donut Bitch, if you're lurking, that wasn't a dig at you or you're fine company. Please don't send out that killswitch code that shuts off my operating system.)

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 11 October 2004 18:32 (nineteen years ago) link

that site that saint d mac linked to is really interesting.

The album's last story is again about love lost, a man whose wife dies spends his time in remorse firing projectiles into the sky in an effort to kill the angels for taking away his wife. Eventually he does hit his wife, to bring her down from the heavens and ask her why she left him. Very, very disturbing. Of course, the dead angel doesn't give him any answers.

this sounds like it should be a nick cave song.

m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Monday, 11 October 2004 19:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Y'mean, you didn't know?
Underneath that makeup...it IS Nick Cave!

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 11 October 2004 19:43 (nineteen years ago) link

...and the other clown is blixa bargeld!

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 00:01 (nineteen years ago) link

it all makes sense now.

m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 00:05 (nineteen years ago) link

my god, they use allegories! now theyre almost as interesting a nat hawthorne story! except written by a 13 year old! in a composition notebook! with the names of various post-grunge, rap-metal bands written in whiteout on the outside!

tom cleveland (tom cleveland), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 01:04 (nineteen years ago) link

(almost)

tom cleveland (tom cleveland), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 01:05 (nineteen years ago) link

"Psychopathic"

The ghettos of America are breeding grounds
For the criminal minded
As for years they have killed one another of
And America has enjoyed its creation
But now these ghetto-minded criminals
Have crossed the line into your neighborhood
And will soon give you a taste of the hell
That they have lived for so long
So pops, this time its your son gets shot
Deal with your own creation
Well, I've been to the storm house and then some
Payed me dues but I'm still a street hoodlum
Dropped out of school cuz I couldn't find my locker
Stubbles on my chin, I got hair like Chewbacca
Might see me sleeping on the street
Don't look for a job cuz there's no jobs looking for me
Then it all went to my head
Next, forty-nine motherfuckers dead
Tell the pigs I did it
Place spot at your back
And beat you in the head with it
And keep your bitch in place
Or I'm a send her ass home with a foot print on her face
Uh, I'm hating sluts
Shoot them in the face, steb back and itch my nuts
'Less I'm in the sac
Cuz I fuck so hard it'll break they back
All the pressure's packed into one nut
I was waiting on a bus and my head blew up
And the sight'll make ya sick
Violent J, motherfucker, psychopathic

Psychopathic

Thought you know bitch
The ICP is made up of psychotic
Demented psycho clumsy motherfuckers
And we'll put a hook on your bumb leg
Like it ain't nobody's business

So I'm standing by the train tracks
Then you see me running but naked with a battle axe
I'm swinging and slicing and chopping and cutting and..
Aah, until I'm nothing
Seems like I always get beat down
Like the hawk turned to the wicked clown
Tail turned out to the ghetto cuz
Southwest Detriot is comended one's home
So you might see me at a festival
Cussin', rude, and scratching my testicles
With a cold two-liter in hand
Rapping to the bitch at the french fry stand
Take it to the Patent Park
Then I'll make a sexist remark
Cuz they're all eventually bitching
Serve me fucking take your ass to the kitchen
Police don't like me it's obvious
Just don't look in the trunk
Or the sight'll make you sick
Violent J, motherfucker, psychopathic

[theme from "Halloween"]

Yeah, I've always been a psycho
Psycho-psycho-sick-psycho-sick-psycho-psycho
I'll throw rocks at stray dogs
Build crackhouses out of Lincoln logs
I cut class, said I was a faker
You was in school, I was home watching Green Acres
Now I'm all up in your face
You can barely hear the rap with all that bass
I'm running with a southwest street gang
And I never let my southwest meat hang
Cuz you know what ICP's all about
Take a brick off the street
And bust you in the mouth
Find the girl's daddy's rich
And his sweet little angel's my sewer freak bitch
But I filled the turkey up with the stuffing
Like Billy Bill say, "a bitch ain't nothing"
Grab her by the arm and break
Grab her by the life and take it
And, ya know, the sight'll make ya sick
Violent J, motherfucker, psychopathic

Psychopathic

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 01:14 (nineteen years ago) link

fuk all of you ! if you dont like ICP fuk you all you can goto hell in a faggots ass! so fukk all of you! cept the ppl who like black sabbath there cool. but the rest of you butt plungin fuks can suck ma sweaty greasy balls!!
-- Justin "necro the evil klown" shortt (wickedklownjuggal...), July 30th, 2001.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 01:48 (nineteen years ago) link

See the above message? That is what I mean by a "woot woot juggalo"

Saint D. Mac (Saint D. Mac), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 08:48 (nineteen years ago) link

See the above post? That is what I mean by "woot woot juggalos"

Saint D. Mac (Saint D. Mac), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 08:51 (nineteen years ago) link

This is what is true:
Eisbär is a fag of the first order.
Lord Custos Epsilon don't know shite from fricking shinola.
It's hard to find love with your head up your fucking ass, bitch!

crawler, Tuesday, 12 October 2004 11:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Even if any of this were true, how does that make ICP enjoyable music?

(*Custos Anally Impales 'crawler' with a Titan IV Missile ICBM and shoots it into high orbit.*)

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 18:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Ill Bill does not deserve being lumped in with ICP. He's more inspired by Tampa death metal and Celtic Frost than guys in clown makeup.

Alan Conceicao, Tuesday, 12 October 2004 18:53 (nineteen years ago) link

so who's down wit da clown till they're dead in tha ground?

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 17 October 2004 21:29 (nineteen years ago) link


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