Music to Piss Off Your Fuckhead Neighbours - Classic or CLASSIC.

Masonna - Eat Maggot

I haven't managed to get through to the end of this track yet.

why don't you just break in when they're gone and "liberate" the sterio¿

Trout Mask Replica

the new Mindflayer
the first Xiu Xiu LP
Men's Recovery Project

whitehouse, preferably one of the screamy ones. "you don't have to say please" would be bound to go down a treat.

Musical wars with neighbours = MASSIVE DUD = no one wins.

The only policy which works is to try and talk to them, and establish guidelines of hours during which neither of you will play loud music. Make sure you notify them in writing, and keep a copy. If they violate this agreement, call the police.

My neighbors HATED "My New House" by the Fall. (So you can see what twats they were.) So that was often the record of choice.

Oh you can win... the police never do anything either

Hey, I've had a neighbour kicked out of the flat for violating noise agreements, so don't knock it till you've tried it. (That was more because the landlord was so scared of me calling the police.)

Really!? That would be great - it's one of the main resons I'm moving right now: my neighbours are total bumhammers kate... you have no idea...

"Oh you can win..."

Darned right!

Irritating neighbour with weedy little domestic stereo playing Nevermind on repeat at 7:00AM every Sunday morning for 3 or 4 weeks in a row, despite me asking him not to extremely nicely (well, I was nice the first time!) vs. me eventually retaliating with 500W PA system = neighbour very rapidly getting the point and never doing it again!

The joy of having a large record collection is that, no matter how antisocial/unpleasant the noise meted out by neighbours, I usually have something far, far more repellent...

I didn't say that you can't win, I said it was a No Win Situation. You've proved you're the bigger asshat, but you've also destroyed yer relations with yer neighbour, you've made it into an adversarial contest and you pave the way for future confrontations and escalations over future problems. It is better to open a dialogue right at the beginning.

But hey, whatever, I understand it's much more FUN to talk about blasting yer neighbours with Metal Machine Music.

• Igor/Talking About God (Oops, There Goes The Gain Mix)!!!
• Clinic/CQ!!!!!
• Jesus & Mary Chain/Never Understand!!!!!!
• DJ Skull/Abudction Exp.!!!!
• Bratwurst Orange/Punk Rock Song America!!!!
• Aphex Twin/Ventolin!!!!! (or any of the really long repetitivetracks off SAW2)
• Offwright Radiator/Sent Fishing By Your Neighbour!!!!
• Anything by Elva Miller!!!
• Social Overdose/I Gave My Cow AIDS!!!!!
• Avril Lavinge!!!!!

Well, the above lot will probably get you arrested for crimes against humanity, but it'll make an interesting compilation....

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