TS: Han Solo v. Indiana Jones

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han solo's gf did her brother but indy's gf did his dad. i'm not sure who wins there.

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 26 May 2005 02:50 (eighteen years ago) link

"YES...your highnessness."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 26 May 2005 02:50 (eighteen years ago) link

hahaha the next time i go down on a chick i'm totally gonna quote 'and i though they smelled bad on the outside'.

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 26 May 2005 02:51 (eighteen years ago) link

blount you've discovered the one taking sides where no one wins.

― Allyzay WHO'S SCRUFFY LOOKIN??? (allyzay), Thursday, 26 May 2005 02:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Ally you haven't seen the Star Wars Holiday Special yet, have you? I forget. Han gets so much wookie hug time in that.

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 26 May 2005 02:51 (eighteen years ago) link

"No, no problem. Why?"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 26 May 2005 02:51 (eighteen years ago) link

"I think Lumpy's voice is changing!"

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 26 May 2005 02:51 (eighteen years ago) link

I dare you to karaoke Leia's song over the Star Wars theme one of these days, Anthony.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 26 May 2005 02:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Man, seriously, that Star Wars Holiday Special is like a mind-melting experience. WTF is that scene where Dionne Warwick sings a sexy song at Chewie's dad? Or the 15 minute opening sequence that is nothing more than a bunch of unsubtitled wookies talking at each other? The greatest thing about it is how drunk and stoned the SW main folx look throughout.

― Allyzay is not appropriate for freedom (allyzay), Thursday, 26 May 2005 02:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Diahann Carroll with WOOKIE PORN

Anyway...

"Hey...it's me!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 26 May 2005 02:53 (eighteen years ago) link

"Laugh it up, fuzzball"

Seriously, I mean it's not like I'd totally kick Indiana Jones outta bed, but let's be real here.

xpost thank you need with the correct name of the actress. You strange, strange man who remembers every single thing about the SW universe.

― Allyzay is not appropriate for freedom (allyzay), Thursday, 26 May 2005 02:53 (eighteen years ago) link

I love when Leia's clinging to Chewy for dear life while singing some tone deaf Life Day carol and suddenly the Star Wars theme bursts out halfway in despite having a different rhythm and melody.

I got the dialogue wrong.

Han Solo: "Would you look at Lumpy! He's sure grown, huh? And I think his voice is changing."

Lumpy: "Arrgararrggaar!"

Han: "Come on, I'm just teasing."

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 26 May 2005 02:54 (eighteen years ago) link

"I'm a nice man."

― Allyzay is not appropriate for freedom (allyzay), Thursday, 26 May 2005 02:55 (eighteen years ago) link

i agree about the holiday special's mind-meltingness. whooa.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 26 May 2005 02:55 (eighteen years ago) link

It's really a crime they didn't make a Holiday Special for each movie. REVENGE OF THE SITH HOLIDAY SPECIAL! With Hayden Christiansen! Ewan McGregor! Samuel L. Jackson! Amerie! Jerry Stiller! The cast of According To Jim! And the Killers!

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 26 May 2005 02:56 (eighteen years ago) link

THEN I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!!!

― Allyzay is not appropriate for freedom (allyzay), Thursday, 26 May 2005 02:57 (eighteen years ago) link

haha! (xp)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 26 May 2005 02:57 (eighteen years ago) link

ts: regarding henry henry vs. random hearts dude

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 26 May 2005 02:57 (eighteen years ago) link

"You're gonna die here, you know. It's convenient"

I feel like I'm short shifting Indy here but seriously, evil Indy in the Temple of Doom=not good.

― Allyzay is not appropriate for freedom (allyzay), Thursday, 26 May 2005 02:59 (eighteen years ago) link

You strange, strange man who remembers every single thing about the SW universe.

We each have our mental scarring about something. (To be honest I didn't remember who the hell it was until someone else pointed it out to me a few years back.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 26 May 2005 02:59 (eighteen years ago) link

was his henry regarding in regarding henry?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 26 May 2005 02:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Seriously also the look on his face when it is revealed in this, "OMG WTF DUH!!!" way that Luke and Leia are related, that is like Mastercard style priceless.

― Allyzay is not appropriate for freedom (allyzay), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:00 (eighteen years ago) link

ts: regarding henry henry vs. random hearts dude

Mosquito Coast jerk hippie with his son who turns out to be his YOUNGER SELF in Indy 3 vs. Presumed Innocent's "This is a trial about something or other because I fucked around a bit. Mm, garden tools."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:00 (eighteen years ago) link

(And Slocki, get on that link I posted on the Cinderella Man thread ASAP. I must know your reaction.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:01 (eighteen years ago) link

presumed innocent's great!

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:01 (eighteen years ago) link

The Phantom Menace Holiday Special with Jake Lloyd, Natalie Portman, Liam Neeson, David Schwimmer, Christina Aguilera, Jay Leno, and Sugar Ray would have had sooooo much Jar Jar in it. We'd have met the family!

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:02 (eighteen years ago) link

HELLO PEOPLE WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT ROGUES IN MY THREAD QUESTION.

"Luke? Luke's crazy! He can't even take care of himself, much less rescue anybody. A JEDI KNIGHT? I'm out of it for a little while and everyone gets delusions of grandeur."

xpost miccio, seriously, I'm mail bombing you for the suggestion of a Jar Jar Binks family.

― Allyzay flies casual (allyzay), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:03 (eighteen years ago) link

"...you're a wonderful human being."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:04 (eighteen years ago) link

YOU SAY DADDY NOT GONNA MAKE IT BACK FOR LIFE DAY? BUM BUM SAD!

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:04 (eighteen years ago) link

"Sorry for the mess."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:06 (eighteen years ago) link

"Travelling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops!"

You forgot that the word "BOY" points the end of that line like a knife aimed at Luke's crotch.

Also, and this really ends the discussion,

"I know."

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:10 (eighteen years ago) link

THat line is so hot, even being thrown into carbonite the dude still got the 'tude.

― Allyzay flies casual (allyzay), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Sorry for the mess is classic.
Also, "do you hear that baby, hold together"

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:13 (eighteen years ago) link

"I don't know, fly casual"

― lyra (lyra), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:14 (eighteen years ago) link

No one has pointed out how the best thing Kevin Spacey ever d id was that bizarro skit on SNL where he played Christopher Walken, playing Han Solo.

― Allyzay flies casual (allyzay), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Though this is the worst thing I've ever seen

http://dorkafork.com/myimages/starwars/hancheney.jpg

― Allyzay flies casual (allyzay), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:18 (eighteen years ago) link

That doesn't make a lick of sense...

― Jimmy Mod Knows (ModJ), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Spacey's Walter Matthau as Obi Wan was pretty great too.

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:18 (eighteen years ago) link

haha darrell hammond did richard dreyfuss as c3po too right?

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:20 (eighteen years ago) link

"Fast enough...for you...OLD MAN."

― Allyzay flies casual (allyzay), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:22 (eighteen years ago) link

busta rhymes didn't namecheck indiana jones in "woo hah! got you all in check." so it's han solo.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:22 (eighteen years ago) link

we actually talked about that star wars Xmas special at work today!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Ben is a Great Man

Yeah, great at getting us into trouble...

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:23 (eighteen years ago) link

"High-powered lawyers," eh Eisbar? ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:23 (eighteen years ago) link

"BETTER HER THAN ME."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Your worshipfulness.

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:29 (eighteen years ago) link

If I had a menstrual cycle, I think I would vascillate between Han and Indy during different segments of it.

Right now, I'm digging Han.

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:33 (eighteen years ago) link

"High-powered lawyers," eh Eisbar? ;-)

we billed it to the client, too (under "office conference")!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:42 (eighteen years ago) link

also raiders has good one liners and what not. third indy movie, not so much.

Elsa: [Kisses Indy] Zat's how Austrians say goodbye.
Colonel Vogel: Und zis is how ve zay goodbye in Germany, Dr. Jones.
[Punches Indy]
Indiana Jones: I liked the Austrian way better.
Professor Henry Jones: So did I.

Professor Henry Jones: They're trying to kill us.
Indiana Jones: I know, Dad.
Professor Henry Jones: This is a new experience for me.
Indiana Jones: It happens to me all the time.

(throws german off Zeppelin) (looks around at crowd) No ticket.

I'm just saying like. It's still Han.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 26 May 2005 04:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Bookish Han all the way. Like YOUR dad wouldn't show you up.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 26 May 2005 04:34 (eighteen years ago) link

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