GOTHIC ANUS

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someone's seen arrested development, right?
Tobias: "The Gothic Castle, please!"
Cab Driver: "The Gothic Arsehole?"
Tobias: "That's right!"

lemin (lemin), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:18 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't believe the thread has gone this far without anyone mentioning "Dark Entries".
-- Trayce

Hahahaha once again

thee music mole, Sunday, 23 January 2005 20:43 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...
http://www.howsyouredge.com/swap/display.php?page=601

split 7" with drag the river

all right dan fess up

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Friday, 28 July 2006 14:36 (seventeen years ago) link

"gaping gothic anus" never really took over as a ILX meme as much as it should have

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 28 July 2006 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link

"Have a Way With Women"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 July 2006 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link

walking thru the genre fiction section of Powell's, it's striking how many of the book covers feature corsetted gothic anuses.

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 28 July 2006 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

google search for "goth anus" result # 16:

"tiny hand job - cleavage
Lumbar tiny hand job stalk buffalo the gothic anus with parrotlike womanhood. Half-track phallus tiny hand job obstruct the judicious sweetness with ...
www.gang-bang-squad.net/hand-job/tiny-hand-job/tiny-hand-job-aoyfvgtespn-08.html - 7k - Supplemental Result - Cached - Similar pages"

Fetchboy (Felcher), Friday, 28 July 2006 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

errr, the search was for "gothic anus" not "goth anus"

Fetchboy (Felcher), Friday, 28 July 2006 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

also, the "inserting message" page i get after every post i make to this thread makes me chuckle.

Fetchboy (Felcher), Friday, 28 July 2006 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

roffle roffle roffle oh man

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 28 July 2006 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

#3 on GIS for gothic anus:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v395/XirtAmGoD/pissedoffatxirtamsmaller.jpg

HPSTRKRFT (haitch), Saturday, 29 July 2006 12:54 (seventeen years ago) link

http://encyc.bmezine.com/encyc/encyc00009-2.jpg

unnamedroffler (xave), Saturday, 29 July 2006 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

OMFG this thread!!

melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Saturday, 29 July 2006 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i think that nipple's infected!!

GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Sunday, 30 July 2006 07:37 (seventeen years ago) link

you don't wanna let the baby nurse at that thing, man

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Sunday, 30 July 2006 13:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Depends on the baby.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 30 July 2006 13:33 (seventeen years ago) link

...

sleep (sleep), Sunday, 30 July 2006 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

JESUS CHRIST, NED

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 July 2006 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link

seven months pass...
:O

Trayce, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

(still roffling at dark entries tho)

Trayce, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

cold eyes of the vampire,
black wings of the bat;
cold gape of the aaaanus,
fuck washing a hat


haha back when I first read this I had never heard J0hn's singing voice, this is so so much awesomer now that I can hear it in my gothic anus mind's ear.

nickalicious, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

THIS THREAD.

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm still at the "JESUS CHRIST, NED" stage.

HI DERE, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

O, the secret salacious splendor that is your black orchid anus in the moonlit shadows!

Abbott, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I like to think the initial poster meant something more innocent, like American Gothic Anus.

nickalicious, Monday, 26 March 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Why did it take me so long to get involved in this thread?!

roxymuzak (roxymuzak) on Thursday, May 13, 2004 4:38 PM (2 years ago)


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Oh right, it's called "Gothic Anus."

roxymuzak (roxymuzak) on Thursday, May 13, 2004 4:38 PM (2 years ago)


This is still incredibly funny, tho.

HI DERE, Monday, 26 March 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

whats the big deal if dude wants to get his salad tossed by an infant

and what, Monday, 26 March 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

no words can describe.
http://badgas.co.uk/moments/moment_123.jpg

the table is the table, Monday, 26 March 2007 22:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Accouterments aside, that girl's terror comes from how freakishly disproportionate she is!

Abbott, Monday, 26 March 2007 22:51 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...

I STILL LOVE THIS THREAD MUST REVIVE A++++

Trayce, Thursday, 21 June 2007 10:32 (sixteen years ago) link

I think your friend meant gargoyles and vampires were flying out of your but to the tune of "Third Uncle".

-- VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:07 (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

Ha ha ha ha ha

Pashmina, Thursday, 21 June 2007 10:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Dan and J0hn were fucking top class on this thread.

Trayce, Thursday, 21 June 2007 10:37 (sixteen years ago) link

...I was gonna say "top hole on this thread" but ... UH.

Trayce, Thursday, 21 June 2007 10:39 (sixteen years ago) link

(google image search)
Your search - "gothic anus" - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:
- Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
- Try different keywords.
- Try more general keywords.
- Try fewer keywords.

PRAISE THE LORD.

-- nickalicious (nickalicious

Well that's all changed in three short years. See for yourself.

moley, Thursday, 21 June 2007 10:44 (sixteen years ago) link

lol no thanx

Trayce, Thursday, 21 June 2007 10:45 (sixteen years ago) link

haha a mere 53 minutes from start of thread to goatse.cx!

CharlieNo4, Thursday, 21 June 2007 13:14 (sixteen years ago) link

:D this thread

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 21 June 2007 17:36 (sixteen years ago) link

still classic.

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 21 June 2007 20:08 (sixteen years ago) link

"gothic anus" is playing through my head to the tune of "I Touch Roses"

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 21 June 2007 20:12 (sixteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

yeah, it's about time to revive this thread

HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 21:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Gooogle tells me Gothic Anus is now a record label. They must release some dark shit.

moley, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 22:23 (sixteen years ago) link

I shouldn't laugh as hard as I am laughing at moley's use of the word "release," but what the hell, I am who I am

J0hn D., Wednesday, 9 April 2008 22:53 (sixteen years ago) link

that would be excelsiored to death if I had cut & paste on this thing

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 22:57 (sixteen years ago) link

ROTHIC ANUS

http://celebslam.buzznet.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/david-lee-roth-hair-1.jpg

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 23:09 (sixteen years ago) link

lol

latebloomer, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 23:59 (sixteen years ago) link

ok i'm not a "ICH ICH DIE AFTER NICHT SAFE FÜR ARBEIT!!" type, but if less icky threads got a NSFW tag... just sayin'

Mackro Mackro, Thursday, 10 April 2008 03:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Tempted to turn Perry's lyrix into a black metal opus.

libcrypt, Thursday, 10 April 2008 03:23 (sixteen years ago) link

five months pass...

u ok ned?

I know, right?, Wednesday, 17 September 2008 23:07 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

lol following links in old threads brings you to some funny places

a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Monday, 9 November 2009 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link


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