"Why is there so much music writing on the internet that's like 20 paragraph think pieces? Who is reading all of this?"
sorry, wait, what, where?
― thomp, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link
NME capsule review finds new depth to plummet to: http://www.nme.com/reviews/sam-isaac/10733
― Sickamous (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 10 August 2009 11:17 (fourteen years ago) link
I thought it was pretty lol
― Tim Krul ringmaster (DJ Mencap), Monday, 10 August 2009 11:35 (fourteen years ago) link
For anyone who is interested, Sam Isaac's album, 'Bears' is a refreshing, honest, album of melodic indie-pop, with songs written with conviction and passion
What a disaster for fans of refreshing, honest, melodic indie-pop, with songs written with conviction and passion
― Tim Krul ringmaster (DJ Mencap), Monday, 10 August 2009 11:36 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^LOL
"I had become Passantino"
― cockles (country matters), Monday, 10 August 2009 11:39 (fourteen years ago) link
that was fantastic.
― the shane bourne identity (haitch), Monday, 10 August 2009 11:58 (fourteen years ago) link
His line of “what you think I rap for/to push a fuckin’ Rav4” was both hilarious and truthful
lmao
http://www.popmatters.com/pm/review/111082-jay-z-the-blueprint-3/
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link
wouldn't call this the worst ever but lots of unintentional lols
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link
pedantic maybe, but:
"His debut, Reasonable Doubt, was easily one of the 1990s’ best albums, hip-hop or otherwise, and it featured some of the best producers and rappers of our time."
rappers plural, as in besides Biggie? either dude is being generous to Foxy or we've found the world's only Sauce Money stan.
― the delighted flute-clinking dinner party audience in soto's head (some dude), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 01:46 (fourteen years ago) link
hahaha
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 01:47 (fourteen years ago) link
dying
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 9 September 2009 03:33 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.villagevoice.com/2002-08-06/music/lift-every-voice/
― Squash weather (Eazy), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 15:27 (fourteen years ago) link
http://thedailycrazy.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/orville1.jpg
― history mayne, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link
these people should be quarantined from society
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 15:33 (fourteen years ago) link
In 1992, Springsteen seemed irrelevant because he was outflanked by both rhythm and noise, by PE on the left and Nirvana on the white.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 15:34 (fourteen years ago) link
taken as a whole that Bruce piece is over the top but there are a couple paragraph that on their own are pretty killer.
― some dude, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 15:41 (fourteen years ago) link
not Keith's best piece, but also FAR from the worst ever. (whatever happened to Keith anyhow?)
― all you need is love vs. money (that's what i want) (Ioannis), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 15:47 (fourteen years ago) link
OK, what the hell's wrong with this review? I agree with almost all of it.
― My life is butthurt so badly (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 15:51 (fourteen years ago) link
bit overcooked i guess, but i like it! the 'every sentence must have some pow pow pow trickery' style of writing has kind of waned hasn't it.
― goole, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 15:52 (fourteen years ago) link
I just thought it was petty and smug. Plus, sprinkling song titles and lyrics into a review is a pet peeve of mine. This review always comes to mind when I think of a particular kind of criticism that leaves me more annoyed than informed. Maybe this is personal and not Harris's fault, but it reminds me of the whole era of sarcasm and naivite that led folks to say that Bush and Gore were the same, and a Simpsons and Seinfeld world where if you're not making a joke you are a joke.
― Squash weather (Eazy), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 16:04 (fourteen years ago) link
And if gospel music and 9/11 and Springsteen aren't sacred cows, than I assume Keith Harris doesn't see himself as one either. I've liked other reviews of his, as well as his show recommendations in City PAges.
― Squash weather (Eazy), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link
The first graf is right-on and far from smug.
― My life is butthurt so badly (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 16:07 (fourteen years ago) link
September 11 affected us all in different ways, and the way it affected Bruce Springsteen was this—as the second tower toppled from the sky, he was plunged into a world of eternal vagueness.
That's not smug?
― Squash weather (Eazy), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link
no
― goole, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link
No.
― My life is butthurt so badly (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 16:11 (fourteen years ago) link
it's funny! probably the funniest thing you could say about 9/11 and bruce springsteen
― goole, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 16:11 (fourteen years ago) link
If anything, he implies that Springsteen's the smug one for responding to 9-11 with an album's worth of platitudes.
― My life is butthurt so badly (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 16:12 (fourteen years ago) link
i don't disagree w/ Eazy's general drift, but there are much much worse examples and practitioners of that style imo
― radio k3ller (some dude), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link
I mean, gospel music is almost always more symbolic and allegorical than concrete and specific. "We Shall Overcome" works on specific occasions, but it doesn't document the surface of those occasions.
Definitely there are worse examples out there. This one pissed me off more than any other, though no more than he seemed to feel about The Rising.
― Squash weather (Eazy), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link
And I'm no big fan of unmelodic Tom Joad and Rising Springsteen songs, though I think "The Rising" itself is about as good a Springsteen song as there is. Telling a song from the point of view from a fireman in the first tower, but telling it in a way that someone could sing it and make it their own, and telling it in a way that doesn't permanently ground it in 2002, is quite a fear.
― Squash weather (Eazy), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm afraid of it too.
― My life is butthurt so badly (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link
A feat, a feat!
― Squash weather (Eazy), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 16:25 (fourteen years ago) link
in that review keith seems to just KNOW things that he can't possibly know, i.e. the post-9/11 Springsteen is vague because, like the Democratic party, he doesn't want to alienate anyone. really?
The Rising argues, implicitly but unmistakably, that in a time of crisis we should shrug off our individual concerns in the interest of "healing." Sound familiar?That's not to equate the heartfelt pieties of one of rock's most decent millionaires with the demands for unanimity launched by those gutting the Fourth Amendment.
That's not to equate the heartfelt pieties of one of rock's most decent millionaires with the demands for unanimity launched by those gutting the Fourth Amendment.
except actually it is. cake = had and eaten! and nice job getting the "millionaire" reference in there dude
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link
FEAR THE BOSS! FEAR HIM, I SAY!
xp
― all you need is love vs. money (that's what i want) (Ioannis), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link
also his first instinct that "if 9/11 hadn't existed bruce would have had to invent it" is a snide aphorism was the right one; it's a risible thing to say
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link
it's also funny as hell.
― all you need is love vs. money (that's what i want) (Ioannis), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 16:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Sometimes critics use albums as an excuse to write zingers – wow!
― My life is butthurt so badly (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link
And sometimes non-critics use critics to encapsulate the shortcoming of a particular era -- no harm done to anyone.
― Squash weather (Eazy), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link
(Not critics in general -- specific reviews.)
― Squash weather (Eazy), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link
suggesting that Bruce Springsteen actually welcomes national tragedy because it will boost his own "relevance" is funny as hell??
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 16:38 (fourteen years ago) link
http://culturekitchen.com/files/images/web_Lee_Greenwood.jpg
― goole, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link
i just deleted like four bruce live albums off my ipod last night, i think i'm getting defensive because of my guilt - sorry bruce
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link
no, it isn't. but suggesting that "If there hadn't been a September 11, Bruce Springsteen would have had to invent one." is, imho.
― all you need is love vs. money (that's what i want) (Ioannis), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link
c'mon RI-I-I-I-I-I-I-SE UP. RI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-SE UP.
― vulva eyes (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link
just you wait til i fetch my Cain, you.
― all you need is love vs. money (that's what i want) (Ioannis), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 17:32 (fourteen years ago) link
what would we do without music critics--how would anyone ever understand music
― Monsieur Queueue (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 17:35 (fourteen years ago) link
by abusing copious amounts of illegal substances, natch.
― all you need is love vs. money (that's what i want) (Ioannis), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link
haha @ the rapreviews.com writer eventually outing himself as an animal collective stan and comparing merriweather post pavilion to veckatimest
― k3vin k., Thursday, 10 September 2009 02:18 (fourteen years ago) link
uhhhh i first read that as "rape reviews" and then as "ra previews" pls let's pretend this says nothing about me except that i'm about four deep.
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 10 September 2009 02:24 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/newsfocus/article.html?Straight_Edge_is_no_sex,_no_drugs,_just_rock_and_roll&in_article_id=741802&in_page_id=65
This is from today's Metro and actually worse than the URL would lead you to expect
― What are the benefits of Western democracy, better elections? (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 13:59 (fourteen years ago) link