OK, is this the worst piece of music writing ever?

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Busta Rhymes & the DeMode Squad

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 12 October 2017 18:57 (one month ago) Permalink

Truly, today's kids were not ready for this local radio personality's fledgeling foray into the digital music scribe scene.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 12 October 2017 19:47 (one month ago) Permalink

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/music-review-stargazing-for-beginners-dazzling_us_59d6634ce4b0666ad0c3cb75

...Sparkling guitar accents bring luminosity to the cogent resonance. “In A Past Life” exudes a new wave electro pop feel set in a prog rock matrix. The measured melody rumbles with deep tones. And Scott’s voice assumes a high-pitched sonority full of texture and undulating filaments.

The melody is minimal but heavy with vivacity flowing from Scott’s mellow voice. “Bodies” begins with a So-Cal intro segueing to a gleaming progressive rock melody. Restrained guitars provide lustrous mists of evocative intensity.

The title track delivers a quasi-psychedelic aroma within a prog rock melody. The melody oozes dark, heavy rhythms beneath soft, pale vocals juxtaposed against the liquid flow of random darkness. The tune discharges shadows blacker than black, along with a dank mysterious quality. It’s a great song.

...The bassline is stellar and palpable.... Poole’s guitar projects a raffish aroma that’s urgent and infectious... An aromatic guitar pours forth gracefully... The solo is chock-full of suffused sonic pigmentations, along with a bravura guitar.

early rejecter, Thursday, 12 October 2017 20:35 (one month ago) Permalink

just smell that guitar

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 12 October 2017 20:38 (one month ago) Permalink

those lustrous mists of guitar are quite aromatic

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 12 October 2017 20:59 (one month ago) Permalink

in a weird way though i almost have to hear this album now so job done i guess?

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 12 October 2017 20:59 (one month ago) Permalink

“Bodies” begins with a So-Cal intro

It says so much.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 12 October 2017 21:06 (one month ago) Permalink

progressive rock clot

dinnerboat, Thursday, 12 October 2017 21:22 (one month ago) Permalink

At least this person is trying to describe what the music sounds like!!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 12 October 2017 21:31 (one month ago) Permalink

sounds, looks, AND smells

Marcus Hiles Remains Steadfast About Planting Trees.jpg (DJP), Thursday, 12 October 2017 21:31 (one month ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkDLsq9lzsk

getting hints of oak, barnyard and overzealous press release

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 12 October 2017 21:38 (one month ago) Permalink

"the lambent bass discharged sleek tunnels of fatty overdrive - and it was everything!"

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 12 October 2017 21:44 (one month ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

"Deconstructed" is such a giveaway new media word that means "a lot of content about a thing that says absolutely nothing new or interesting"

"the fgti incident?" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 30 October 2017 13:40 (one month ago) Permalink

new derrida description

we could poll decoded vs. deconstructed (in worst music writing)

niels, Monday, 30 October 2017 13:44 (one month ago) Permalink

ts: "deconstructed" (food) vs. "deconstructed" (literature)

what if a much of a which of a wind (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 02:25 (one month ago) Permalink

Still thinking about that NYT Mag piece. I got breakfast at the diner this morning and they played Eurhythmics, Lady Gaga, Heart, Rihanna, Ace of Base, Kim Wide and Katy Perry.

Of course I sat shivering and confused, these songs hitting me like Esperanto.

Finally a song with a man's voice came on. I stood on the table, kicked all the food off and screamed all the words like a normal person

"the fgti incident?" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 14:50 (one month ago) Permalink

anecdotal experience truther up in here

President Keyes, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 14:56 (one month ago) Permalink

Have a hoagie: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirmation_bias

"the fgti incident?" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 14:57 (one month ago) Permalink

there are no commercial stations in the entire country that would play that many female-led songs in a row

dyl, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 23:48 (one month ago) Permalink

I think it was 106.7 Lite FM, but keep trying!

"the fgti incident?" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 9 November 2017 00:16 (one month ago) Permalink

There was two songs from men in there too iirc

"the fgti incident?" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 9 November 2017 00:17 (one month ago) Permalink

Both of which I saluted like a flag

"the fgti incident?" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 9 November 2017 00:17 (one month ago) Permalink

Of course bodega hoagie radio is just Mentors, Meatmen, XXXManik and the Eminem songs about killing his ex-wife

"the fgti incident?" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 9 November 2017 00:19 (one month ago) Permalink

Looking like a lab experiment for Eurocentric beauty, toting a bank account full of platinum records and a panoply of celebrity friends, if Swift couldn’t seem to find love, and she wrote about this problem often, rooting for Taylor Swift the Cultural Question to find happiness was a bit like rooting for the house in blackjack.

Frozen CD, Sunday, 12 November 2017 15:57 (four weeks ago) Permalink

"And how many celebrity friends would you like from your account today Ms Swift"

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 13 November 2017 02:25 (four weeks ago) Permalink

"Taylor Swift the Cultural Question" clap clap clap.. "Taylor Swift the Cultural Question" clap clap clap..

Mark G, Monday, 13 November 2017 15:06 (four weeks ago) Permalink

idk I like that sentence

Simon H., Monday, 13 November 2017 15:17 (four weeks ago) Permalink

yeah it's a bit overstuffed but I prefer that to bland

sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Monday, 13 November 2017 15:51 (four weeks ago) Permalink

Bloody Nora, the radio guy just mentioned Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tale 'Der er forskel' to express the difference in quality between these two teams. This isn't supposed to be educational ffs

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 21:18 (three weeks ago) Permalink

sry rong thraed

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 21:19 (three weeks ago) Permalink

bump

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 14 November 2017 22:54 (three weeks ago) Permalink


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