Footballers who really don't need to be on Twitter

Thanks
It should be part of education though so people understand and can be more honest
Kids should not have to hide feelings

— Neville Southall (@NevilleSouthall) October 11, 2017

Alternate, much shorter, thread for footballers who are and should be on Twitter.

^ Neville Southall learning about gender identity issues from Left Twitter.

he also posts lots of animal welfare and anti-trophy hunting stuff. he's great.

and has a cool obsession with skeletons

this pleases me

oh yeah the skeleton thing is hilarious too

there is something so warming about Southall's twitter. He genuinely hates the Tories and loves dogs, and his legitimate concerns are mainly missing people + missing pets. Obviously when Lineker + co have been gulagged after the revolution, Nev will be be the new MOTD presenter.

<3

this is the true meaning of Halloween pic.twitter.com/dHJ73TnVRD

— bobby shawarma (@hummusandpizza) October 12, 2017

:D

someone I follow on twitter has deleted all of his tweets except one neville southall retweet, a pro-labour rallying cry

FYI - one for the Showboat here, @SoccerAM 💥#PartOfThePride #AVFC pic.twitter.com/M10as7R1u4

— Aston Villa FC (@AVFCOfficial) October 23, 2017

david dunn rabona dot gif

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i quite enjoy the simon ferry interviews with scottish football players on youtube. most of them come across quite well, even barry ferguson seemed alright to me, and i even maybe changed my mind about him a wee bit. charlie adam comes across like a total dead-eyed dullard

80’s Party 🏀🤣 pic.twitter.com/TtIVlCkrfd

— Antoine Griezmann (@AntoGriezmann) December 17, 2017

https://i.giphy.com/media/JfHZe1lqQCVr2/giphy.gif

(replies are good, but we all know footballers don't read replies)

friend of mine is currently having a Twitter convo about feminism with Woke Nev apparently

woke nev has given his twitter account over to sex workers advocates (for the day I think, not sure)

here's a really good critique of the nordic model being tweeted from nev's account:

Some people think that a legal model which criminalises clients & managers would be helpful for sex workers. This legal model is often called the Swedish model or ‘sex buyer law’.
- @SexWorkHive

— Neville Southall (@NevilleSouthall) April 9, 2018

today's woke nev twitter takeover is user @CorbynistaTeen

3 months ago we have ordered 60 pairs of @HavaianasEurope for the wedding of my daughter. The order has been fully paid, but until now not received. According to @havaianas the package is lost and they don't provide any further information. Very disappointing & a lack of service!

— Ronald Koeman (@RonaldKoeman) June 25, 2018

Amazing.

Devvoed Ron. Mind you, you spent £140m on just flops last summer. Give Ajax a tweet and ask them where the Davy Klaassen order went, because that never fucking turned up either.

— Nick Killip (@Marsantial) June 25, 2018

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dx7h6A6UYAApt9G.jpg:large

football teams who etc

... or Instagram.

The England and West Ham midfielder, 20, was an Ireland youth player in 2015 when he wrote '#UPTHERA' on Instagram.

Amusingly, this was pronounced as "Up the R.A." on Sky News.

soup-taking turncoat

jackeen gombeen man

Watching sky Scott brown what is going on in our game never been a bloke look in the mirror when you wake up to your children 🤚

— Dean Windass (@DWindass10) April 4, 2019

make u think

you have to give it him, he's intelligent enough to breath. I love it when normal-blokeism crosses into crypto-paed territory!

Since deleted and "someone else got my phone"

Trending in the United Kingdom
Matt le Tissier

I presume he'll be doing a bit of anti-mask activism, because he's a fucking ableist, selfish tory pillock!

Bingo

Todays poll. If the government asked you to stop driving because there was a small chance you’d kill someone would you do it?

— Matt Le Tissier (@mattletiss7) July 24, 2020

People going "have you heard of seat belts?" are being accused of making a false equivalence.

Sports personalities - trending

Matt Le Tissier

Trending with:
Holocaust

Can’t wait for the next time you post in here

thank you

won't happen again

No I meant Le Tissier does something progressively more awful every time you post in here about it! I don’t want to see what’s next.

My Twitter Space is about to go live, to discuss my NFT project. Despite the critics, my NFTs will be the first ever that can’t lose their initial value 👊🏻

— Michael Owen (@themichaelowen) May 9, 2022

If we don’t let you sell your jpeg for less than £200, it’s always worth £200!

maybe you can use them as gambling tokens on one of his virtual racehorses when it proves impossible to sell them, even when you win you lose.

Add it to his other successes.

Delighted to see that Michael Owen IPA beer is now for sale in China and Hong Kong.
Join us in tasting our favourite IPA beer! Happy days. pic.twitter.com/KpUGtuIzpf

— Michael Owen (@themichaelowen) September 2, 2020

https://x.com/Joey7Barton/status/1743331027123388893?s=20

Why turn the replies off?

You don’t like hearing the truth.

Hearing the feedback.

Commie cowards.

Stop forcing your Woke, Racist nonsense on us.

DEI and Affirmative Action is failing.

Failing badly.

It’s doesn’t work.

Best person for the job.

Meritocracy Rules. 👑👍

— 👑 Joey Barton 👑 (@Joey7Barton) January 5, 2024

Meritocracy rules, with a crown emoji next to a thumbs up

Well I suppose it does explain his managerial career.

Cricketers who really don't need to be on Twitter.

https://x.com/KP24/status/1777611224160588284