Star Wars 8 shit talk

Read the opening sentence of this as 'into lunch boxes and pyjama bottoms@ rather than ONTO and it became awfully sinister.

https://www.wired.com/story/the-last-jedi-porgs/

lol

"I've made a huge mistake."

"her... ?"

https://static.mmzstatic.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/star-wars-8-nouveaux-personnages.jpeg

https://gizmodo.com/69-porg-photoshops-that-will-haunt-your-dreams-in-the-m-1819350916

69 Porg Photoshops

nice

Mark Hamil speaks -- a wry presence.

When the critic John Simon wrote in New York magazine that Mr. Ford had performed “adequately,” Mr. Hamill “uninspiredly” and Ms. Fisher “wretchedly,” Mr. Hamill said, “We had T-shirts made: ‘adequate, uninspired and wretched.’ I said, ‘Harrison, adequate’s practically a rave compared to what we got.’”

when he was invited back for “The Force Awakens”and “The Last Jedi,”

cool cool he definitely dies in this one huh :(

Hmm what if Luke and Leia's twinship + Force strength means somehow if one dies so does the other?

no way, it's like highlander

/when he was invited back for “The Force Awakens”and “The Last Jedi,”/

cool cool he definitely dies in this one huh :(

that's when Dark Luke shows up

u mean luuke?

fp

force push i assume

Garth Vader

Hey, new clip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4CB5SeBGkI

pretty cool that rian johnson is gonna do his own star wars trilogy

for ref

http://www.starwars.com/news/rian-johnson-writer-director-of-star-wars-the-last-jedi-to-create-all-new-star-wars-trilogy

oh I guess there's gonna be a live-action TV show too

The Young Han Solo Chronicles

The Young Tentpole to Force You to Buy a Standalone Disney Steaming Service Chronicles

I hope he does some KOTOR shit

the plot twist is that Rey is also a "force baby"

150 minutes!

http://www.vulture.com/2017/11/the-last-jedi-will-apparently-be-the-longest-star-wars-movie.html

value for money imo

that's going to be like 1 hour standing in line outside, never mind the previews, then 150 minutes in the seat - I guess my fluid consumption on december 14 is going to need to be carefully planned

real fans cath

I can't do that unless Driver shows his lightsaber

he does it in the trailer iirc

you're going to use the catheter if Adam Driver shows his....

nevermind, down a rabbit hole I'll never claw back out of

Happening in fifteen minutes

Psssst... at 10am Pacific time I’ll be taking over the @starwars account for a @Twitter q&a. MWAHAHAHAHA You can ask questions (and see a weird version of my face) by using #RianJohnson

— Rian Johnson (@rianjohnson) November 28, 2017

So the three films this is inspired by are

Twelve O’clock High
Letter Never Sent
Three Outlaw Samurai

Right?

I am not 100% sure how I feel about this analogy but I do enjoy Old Mark Hamill

https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/11/mark-hamill-the-last-jedi-runtime

mark hamill is kind of a treasure tbh

I misread their framing as Hammill saying the movie has a happy ending for a moment, and was bewildered.

ugh I saw that footage of laura dern and the dumb robot and it convinced me to pick up a ticket for thursday

early signals are that this is amazing

early signals = Twitter reactions, right? yeah, never ever trust those. they're almost always ecstatic.

Response is v positive but in the most predictable way. Trying to avoid spoilers before Thursday night although still feel like I know a lot less about this one than the previous one in advance.

My girlfriend's seeing a special screening tonight -- won't be able to catch it until Saturday myself -- and I'll post what her thoughts are (non-spoiler variety) after she's back. (And then I'm signing off the thread until Saturday.)

screening's today in South Florida but I gotta work so

Already saw it. I don't know what was more shocking: seeing Jar-Jar again or the fact that the movie is basically just about him.

Who would've thought that he was Rey's father.

early signals are that this is amazing to people who thought VII was amazing

I was not one of those people

Shocking revelations itt.

the fact that I can barely remember a minute of the previous movie (and I think what I can only recall is stuff from the trailer) tells me that my love for the SW universe has come at an end.

I will watch this one then assumingly in the same way the last one - ie guy in pub brings in DVD to share with everyone.

the fact that I can barely remember a minute of the previous movie (and I think what I can only recall is stuff from the trailer) tells me that my love for the SW universe has come at an end.

I will watch this one then assumingly in the same way the last one - ie guy in pub brings in DVD to share with everyone.

will we finally find out what a jedi is?

Kind of waterfowl iirc

Jar Jar injected Anakin with midichlorians.