let me try this again
https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohhwAhWvO907XEv60/giphy.gif
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 02:32 (six years ago) link
*whispers* that’s ice binch
― mh, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 02:41 (six years ago) link
or I should say: wow Ned, you just wrote the next Family Guy special!
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 06:58 (six years ago) link
Read the opening sentence of this as 'into lunch boxes and pyjama bottoms@ rather than ONTO and it became awfully sinister.
https://www.wired.com/story/the-last-jedi-porgs/
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 07:57 (six years ago) link
lol
― how's life, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 08:35 (six years ago) link
"I've made a huge mistake."
"her... ?"
https://static.mmzstatic.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/star-wars-8-nouveaux-personnages.jpeg
― AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 09:19 (six years ago) link
https://gizmodo.com/69-porg-photoshops-that-will-haunt-your-dreams-in-the-m-1819350916
― ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 18:10 (six years ago) link
69 Porg Photoshops
nice
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 18:48 (six years ago) link
Mark Hamil speaks -- a wry presence.
When the critic John Simon wrote in New York magazine that Mr. Ford had performed “adequately,” Mr. Hamill “uninspiredly” and Ms. Fisher “wretchedly,” Mr. Hamill said, “We had T-shirts made: ‘adequate, uninspired and wretched.’ I said, ‘Harrison, adequate’s practically a rave compared to what we got.’”
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 October 2017 11:33 (six years ago) link
when he was invited back for “The Force Awakens”and “The Last Jedi,”
cool cool he definitely dies in this one huh :(
― Uhura Mazda (lukas), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:13 (six years ago) link
Hmm what if Luke and Leia's twinship + Force strength means somehow if one dies so does the other?
― nashwan, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:25 (six years ago) link
no way, it's like highlander
― mh, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link
/when he was invited back for “The Force Awakens”and “The Last Jedi,”/cool cool he definitely dies in this one huh :(
― proton, neutron, electron and crouton (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:38 (six years ago) link
that's when Dark Luke shows up
― mh, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:39 (six years ago) link
u mean luuke?
― proton, neutron, electron and crouton (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:40 (six years ago) link
fp
― mh, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:42 (six years ago) link
force push i assume
― proton, neutron, electron and crouton (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:46 (six years ago) link
Garth Vader
― drejelire, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:49 (six years ago) link
Hey, new clip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4CB5SeBGkI
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 2 November 2017 04:54 (six years ago) link
pretty cool that rian johnson is gonna do his own star wars trilogy
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 9 November 2017 22:27 (six years ago) link
for ref
http://www.starwars.com/news/rian-johnson-writer-director-of-star-wars-the-last-jedi-to-create-all-new-star-wars-trilogy
― Number None, Thursday, 9 November 2017 23:18 (six years ago) link
oh I guess there's gonna be a live-action TV show too
― Number None, Thursday, 9 November 2017 23:20 (six years ago) link
The Young Han Solo Chronicles
― mh, Thursday, 9 November 2017 23:25 (six years ago) link
The Young Tentpole to Force You to Buy a Standalone Disney Steaming Service Chronicles
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 9 November 2017 23:26 (six years ago) link
I hope he does some KOTOR shit
― Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Friday, 10 November 2017 00:19 (six years ago) link
the plot twist is that Rey is also a "force baby"
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 November 2017 22:51 (six years ago) link
150 minutes!
http://www.vulture.com/2017/11/the-last-jedi-will-apparently-be-the-longest-star-wars-movie.html
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 November 2017 20:53 (six years ago) link
value for money imo
― wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex. (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 November 2017 21:00 (six years ago) link
that's going to be like 1 hour standing in line outside, never mind the previews, then 150 minutes in the seat - I guess my fluid consumption on december 14 is going to need to be carefully planned
― El Tomboto, Friday, 17 November 2017 21:45 (six years ago) link
real fans cath
― wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex. (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 November 2017 21:46 (six years ago) link
I can't do that unless Driver shows his lightsaber
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 November 2017 21:48 (six years ago) link
he does it in the trailer iirc
― wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex. (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 November 2017 21:49 (six years ago) link
you're going to use the catheter if Adam Driver shows his....
nevermind, down a rabbit hole I'll never claw back out of
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 November 2017 23:06 (six years ago) link
Happening in fifteen minutes
Psssst... at 10am Pacific time I’ll be taking over the @starwars account for a @Twitter q&a. MWAHAHAHAHA You can ask questions (and see a weird version of my face) by using #RianJohnson— Rian Johnson (@rianjohnson) November 28, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 17:43 (six years ago) link
So the three films this is inspired by are
Twelve O’clock HighLetter Never SentThree Outlaw Samurai
Right?
― Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Thursday, 30 November 2017 06:28 (six years ago) link
I am not 100% sure how I feel about this analogy but I do enjoy Old Mark Hamill
https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/11/mark-hamill-the-last-jedi-runtime
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 2 December 2017 18:02 (six years ago) link
mark hamill is kind of a treasure tbh
― Dic Space has been contacted for comment. (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 2 December 2017 18:05 (six years ago) link
I misread their framing as Hammill saying the movie has a happy ending for a moment, and was bewildered.
― mh, Saturday, 2 December 2017 20:36 (six years ago) link
ugh I saw that footage of laura dern and the dumb robot and it convinced me to pick up a ticket for thursday
― Simon H., Monday, 11 December 2017 12:49 (six years ago) link
early signals are that this is amazing
― El Tomboto, Monday, 11 December 2017 13:49 (six years ago) link
early signals = Twitter reactions, right? yeah, never ever trust those. they're almost always ecstatic.
― Simon H., Monday, 11 December 2017 13:51 (six years ago) link
Response is v positive but in the most predictable way. Trying to avoid spoilers before Thursday night although still feel like I know a lot less about this one than the previous one in advance.
― nashwan, Monday, 11 December 2017 14:08 (six years ago) link
My girlfriend's seeing a special screening tonight -- won't be able to catch it until Saturday myself -- and I'll post what her thoughts are (non-spoiler variety) after she's back. (And then I'm signing off the thread until Saturday.)
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 December 2017 14:12 (six years ago) link
screening's today in South Florida but I gotta work so
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 December 2017 14:14 (six years ago) link
Already saw it. I don't know what was more shocking: seeing Jar-Jar again or the fact that the movie is basically just about him.
― Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Monday, 11 December 2017 14:26 (six years ago) link
Who would've thought that he was Rey's father.
― nashwan, Monday, 11 December 2017 14:29 (six years ago) link
early signals are that this is amazing to people who thought VII was amazing
I was not one of those people
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 December 2017 15:25 (six years ago) link
Shocking revelations itt.
― Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Monday, 11 December 2017 15:28 (six years ago) link
the fact that I can barely remember a minute of the previous movie (and I think what I can only recall is stuff from the trailer) tells me that my love for the SW universe has come at an end.
I will watch this one then assumingly in the same way the last one - ie guy in pub brings in DVD to share with everyone.
― Ste, Monday, 11 December 2017 15:43 (six years ago) link
the fact that I can barely remember a minute of the previous movie (and I think what I can only recall is stuff from the trailer) tells me that my love for the SW universe has come at an end.I will watch this one then assumingly in the same way the last one - ie guy in pub brings in DVD to share with everyone.
― omar little, Monday, 11 December 2017 15:47 (six years ago) link