that’s the plot of Porg Wars, it airs after Lego Star Wars
― mh, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 01:20 (six years ago) link
or I should say: wow Ned, you just wrote the next Family Guy special!
let me try this again
https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohhwAhWvO907XEv60/giphy.gif
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 02:32 (six years ago) link
*whispers* that’s ice binch
― mh, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 02:41 (six years ago) link
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 06:58 (six years ago) link
Read the opening sentence of this as 'into lunch boxes and pyjama bottoms@ rather than ONTO and it became awfully sinister.
https://www.wired.com/story/the-last-jedi-porgs/
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 07:57 (six years ago) link
lol
― how's life, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 08:35 (six years ago) link
"I've made a huge mistake."
"her... ?"
https://static.mmzstatic.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/star-wars-8-nouveaux-personnages.jpeg
― AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 09:19 (six years ago) link
https://gizmodo.com/69-porg-photoshops-that-will-haunt-your-dreams-in-the-m-1819350916
― ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 18:10 (six years ago) link
69 Porg Photoshops
nice
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 18:48 (six years ago) link
Mark Hamil speaks -- a wry presence.
When the critic John Simon wrote in New York magazine that Mr. Ford had performed “adequately,” Mr. Hamill “uninspiredly” and Ms. Fisher “wretchedly,” Mr. Hamill said, “We had T-shirts made: ‘adequate, uninspired and wretched.’ I said, ‘Harrison, adequate’s practically a rave compared to what we got.’”
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 October 2017 11:33 (six years ago) link
when he was invited back for “The Force Awakens”and “The Last Jedi,”
cool cool he definitely dies in this one huh :(
― Uhura Mazda (lukas), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:13 (six years ago) link
Hmm what if Luke and Leia's twinship + Force strength means somehow if one dies so does the other?
― nashwan, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:25 (six years ago) link
no way, it's like highlander
― mh, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link
/when he was invited back for “The Force Awakens”and “The Last Jedi,”/cool cool he definitely dies in this one huh :(
― proton, neutron, electron and crouton (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:38 (six years ago) link
that's when Dark Luke shows up
― mh, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:39 (six years ago) link
u mean luuke?
― proton, neutron, electron and crouton (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:40 (six years ago) link
fp
― mh, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:42 (six years ago) link
force push i assume
― proton, neutron, electron and crouton (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:46 (six years ago) link
Garth Vader
― drejelire, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:49 (six years ago) link
Hey, new clip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4CB5SeBGkI
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 2 November 2017 04:54 (six years ago) link
pretty cool that rian johnson is gonna do his own star wars trilogy
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 9 November 2017 22:27 (six years ago) link
for ref
http://www.starwars.com/news/rian-johnson-writer-director-of-star-wars-the-last-jedi-to-create-all-new-star-wars-trilogy
― Number None, Thursday, 9 November 2017 23:18 (six years ago) link
oh I guess there's gonna be a live-action TV show too
― Number None, Thursday, 9 November 2017 23:20 (six years ago) link
The Young Han Solo Chronicles
― mh, Thursday, 9 November 2017 23:25 (six years ago) link
The Young Tentpole to Force You to Buy a Standalone Disney Steaming Service Chronicles
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 9 November 2017 23:26 (six years ago) link
I hope he does some KOTOR shit
― Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Friday, 10 November 2017 00:19 (six years ago) link
the plot twist is that Rey is also a "force baby"
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 November 2017 22:51 (six years ago) link
150 minutes!
http://www.vulture.com/2017/11/the-last-jedi-will-apparently-be-the-longest-star-wars-movie.html
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 November 2017 20:53 (six years ago) link
value for money imo
― wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex. (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 November 2017 21:00 (six years ago) link
that's going to be like 1 hour standing in line outside, never mind the previews, then 150 minutes in the seat - I guess my fluid consumption on december 14 is going to need to be carefully planned
― El Tomboto, Friday, 17 November 2017 21:45 (six years ago) link
real fans cath
― wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex. (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 November 2017 21:46 (six years ago) link
I can't do that unless Driver shows his lightsaber
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 November 2017 21:48 (six years ago) link
he does it in the trailer iirc
― wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex. (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 November 2017 21:49 (six years ago) link
you're going to use the catheter if Adam Driver shows his....
nevermind, down a rabbit hole I'll never claw back out of
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 November 2017 23:06 (six years ago) link
Happening in fifteen minutes
Psssst... at 10am Pacific time I’ll be taking over the @starwars account for a @Twitter q&a. MWAHAHAHAHA You can ask questions (and see a weird version of my face) by using #RianJohnson— Rian Johnson (@rianjohnson) November 28, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 17:43 (six years ago) link
So the three films this is inspired by are
Twelve O’clock HighLetter Never SentThree Outlaw Samurai
Right?
― Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Thursday, 30 November 2017 06:28 (six years ago) link
I am not 100% sure how I feel about this analogy but I do enjoy Old Mark Hamill
https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/11/mark-hamill-the-last-jedi-runtime
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 2 December 2017 18:02 (six years ago) link
mark hamill is kind of a treasure tbh
― Dic Space has been contacted for comment. (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 2 December 2017 18:05 (six years ago) link
I misread their framing as Hammill saying the movie has a happy ending for a moment, and was bewildered.
― mh, Saturday, 2 December 2017 20:36 (six years ago) link
ugh I saw that footage of laura dern and the dumb robot and it convinced me to pick up a ticket for thursday
― Simon H., Monday, 11 December 2017 12:49 (six years ago) link
early signals are that this is amazing
― El Tomboto, Monday, 11 December 2017 13:49 (six years ago) link
early signals = Twitter reactions, right? yeah, never ever trust those. they're almost always ecstatic.
― Simon H., Monday, 11 December 2017 13:51 (six years ago) link
Response is v positive but in the most predictable way. Trying to avoid spoilers before Thursday night although still feel like I know a lot less about this one than the previous one in advance.
― nashwan, Monday, 11 December 2017 14:08 (six years ago) link
My girlfriend's seeing a special screening tonight -- won't be able to catch it until Saturday myself -- and I'll post what her thoughts are (non-spoiler variety) after she's back. (And then I'm signing off the thread until Saturday.)
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 December 2017 14:12 (six years ago) link
screening's today in South Florida but I gotta work so
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 December 2017 14:14 (six years ago) link
Already saw it. I don't know what was more shocking: seeing Jar-Jar again or the fact that the movie is basically just about him.
― Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Monday, 11 December 2017 14:26 (six years ago) link
Who would've thought that he was Rey's father.
― nashwan, Monday, 11 December 2017 14:29 (six years ago) link
early signals are that this is amazing to people who thought VII was amazing
I was not one of those people
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 December 2017 15:25 (six years ago) link
Shocking revelations itt.
― Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Monday, 11 December 2017 15:28 (six years ago) link