"I've made a huge mistake."
https://www.bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rj-3-600x251.jpg
― nashwan, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 15:22 (six years ago) link
Porg Wars 9: Porg
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 16:28 (six years ago) link
https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohhwoEjDJXuvdGclq/giphy.gif
its like i got some Final Fantasy XIII in my Star Wars
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 21:52 (six years ago) link
live Snoke looks cool. Rey training sequence looks pretty dope.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 21:56 (six years ago) link
this animal is called an Ice Binch. this is canon now https://t.co/ciJZidWjGj— Emma Roller (@emmaroller) October 10, 2017
enjoyed this last night
― mh, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 21:59 (six years ago) link
anyone else missing Domhnall Gleason? Loved him in the first one as Nuxx. Aside from that super good job on the ad. Don't trust him Rey!
― Coffee Bob, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 22:04 (six years ago) link
Do it Rey! I want to see Rey have a fling on the dark side before settling into boring Jedi-ness.
― jmm, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 22:10 (six years ago) link
Hey, Rey, take a walk on the dark side.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 22:15 (six years ago) link
is Oscar Isaac nude in this
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 22:22 (six years ago) link
He gives of himself to his cause.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 22:23 (six years ago) link
maybe this is well known but there's a youtube comedy series called millennial falcon that's disguised as a star wars nerdcast. they have a recurring bit about porgs now.
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFWHlH4koGZDpMvS6flIkBxw52r0HCNCGthis playlist is out of order, can't find a better one
― Einstein, Bazinga, Sitar (abanana), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 23:44 (six years ago) link
I really didn’t want to start guessing at the plot but my idle mind has had other ideas
― mh, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 00:44 (six years ago) link
Porgs eat Luke and Rey, take over Chewie's mind, fly around in the Falcon, blow shit up, carve up Kylo and Snoke with minisabers, PORG REIGN OF TERROR.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 00:58 (six years ago) link
that’s the plot of Porg Wars, it airs after Lego Star Wars
― mh, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 01:20 (six years ago) link
or I should say: wow Ned, you just wrote the next Family Guy special!
let me try this again
https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohhwAhWvO907XEv60/giphy.gif
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 02:32 (six years ago) link
*whispers* that’s ice binch
― mh, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 02:41 (six years ago) link
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 06:58 (six years ago) link
Read the opening sentence of this as 'into lunch boxes and pyjama bottoms@ rather than ONTO and it became awfully sinister.
https://www.wired.com/story/the-last-jedi-porgs/
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 07:57 (six years ago) link
lol
― how's life, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 08:35 (six years ago) link
"her... ?"
https://static.mmzstatic.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/star-wars-8-nouveaux-personnages.jpeg
― AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 09:19 (six years ago) link
https://gizmodo.com/69-porg-photoshops-that-will-haunt-your-dreams-in-the-m-1819350916
― ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 18:10 (six years ago) link
69 Porg Photoshops
nice
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 18:48 (six years ago) link
Mark Hamil speaks -- a wry presence.
When the critic John Simon wrote in New York magazine that Mr. Ford had performed “adequately,” Mr. Hamill “uninspiredly” and Ms. Fisher “wretchedly,” Mr. Hamill said, “We had T-shirts made: ‘adequate, uninspired and wretched.’ I said, ‘Harrison, adequate’s practically a rave compared to what we got.’”
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 October 2017 11:33 (six years ago) link
when he was invited back for “The Force Awakens”and “The Last Jedi,”
cool cool he definitely dies in this one huh :(
― Uhura Mazda (lukas), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:13 (six years ago) link
Hmm what if Luke and Leia's twinship + Force strength means somehow if one dies so does the other?
― nashwan, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:25 (six years ago) link
no way, it's like highlander
― mh, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link
/when he was invited back for “The Force Awakens”and “The Last Jedi,”/cool cool he definitely dies in this one huh :(
― proton, neutron, electron and crouton (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:38 (six years ago) link
that's when Dark Luke shows up
― mh, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:39 (six years ago) link
u mean luuke?
― proton, neutron, electron and crouton (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:40 (six years ago) link
fp
― mh, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:42 (six years ago) link
force push i assume
― proton, neutron, electron and crouton (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:46 (six years ago) link
Garth Vader
― drejelire, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:49 (six years ago) link
Hey, new clip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4CB5SeBGkI
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 2 November 2017 04:54 (six years ago) link
pretty cool that rian johnson is gonna do his own star wars trilogy
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 9 November 2017 22:27 (six years ago) link
for ref
http://www.starwars.com/news/rian-johnson-writer-director-of-star-wars-the-last-jedi-to-create-all-new-star-wars-trilogy
― Number None, Thursday, 9 November 2017 23:18 (six years ago) link
oh I guess there's gonna be a live-action TV show too
― Number None, Thursday, 9 November 2017 23:20 (six years ago) link
The Young Han Solo Chronicles
― mh, Thursday, 9 November 2017 23:25 (six years ago) link
The Young Tentpole to Force You to Buy a Standalone Disney Steaming Service Chronicles
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 9 November 2017 23:26 (six years ago) link
I hope he does some KOTOR shit
― Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Friday, 10 November 2017 00:19 (six years ago) link
the plot twist is that Rey is also a "force baby"
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 November 2017 22:51 (six years ago) link
150 minutes!
http://www.vulture.com/2017/11/the-last-jedi-will-apparently-be-the-longest-star-wars-movie.html
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 November 2017 20:53 (six years ago) link
value for money imo
― wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex. (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 November 2017 21:00 (six years ago) link
that's going to be like 1 hour standing in line outside, never mind the previews, then 150 minutes in the seat - I guess my fluid consumption on december 14 is going to need to be carefully planned
― El Tomboto, Friday, 17 November 2017 21:45 (six years ago) link
real fans cath
― wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex. (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 November 2017 21:46 (six years ago) link
I can't do that unless Driver shows his lightsaber
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 November 2017 21:48 (six years ago) link
he does it in the trailer iirc
― wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex. (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 November 2017 21:49 (six years ago) link
you're going to use the catheter if Adam Driver shows his....
nevermind, down a rabbit hole I'll never claw back out of
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 November 2017 23:06 (six years ago) link
Happening in fifteen minutes
Psssst... at 10am Pacific time I’ll be taking over the @starwars account for a @Twitter q&a. MWAHAHAHAHA You can ask questions (and see a weird version of my face) by using #RianJohnson— Rian Johnson (@rianjohnson) November 28, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 17:43 (six years ago) link
So the three films this is inspired by are
Twelve O’clock HighLetter Never SentThree Outlaw Samurai
Right?
― Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Thursday, 30 November 2017 06:28 (six years ago) link