brexit negging when yr mandate is is trash: or further chronicles of a garbage-fire

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the sparks song most popular among tories atm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8jQ7oYjQE8

good art is orange; great art is teal (wins), Friday, 6 October 2017 20:38 (six years ago) link

Most of the 'Propaganda' LP will be on Theresa May's iPod when she gets gone ('Thanks But No Thanks', 'Something For The Girl With Everything', 'Who Don't Like Kids', 'Achoo'...).

nashwan, Friday, 6 October 2017 22:04 (six years ago) link

https://thelunaticarms.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/hitler-mangledbum.jpg
More Gumby Mandy than hitler.

calzino, Friday, 6 October 2017 22:47 (six years ago) link

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/05/21/article-0-08DAADE8000005DC-776_306x423.jpg
In fact the fake moustache is quite lame and unnecessary. he already looks like a glowering nazi cunt.

calzino, Friday, 6 October 2017 22:53 (six years ago) link

looks more like bill pertwee/air raid warden hodges in that one

plp will eat itself (NickB), Saturday, 7 October 2017 08:24 (six years ago) link

https://www.buzzfeed.com/matthewchampion/this-is-what-its-like-to-be-the-only-tory-on-campus?utm_term=.awNrYBBx#.lfPzammE

Masir said that views hardening against Conservatives felt “universal”: “Almost as if supporting the Conservative party is a form of barbarism, and that you are not enlightened enough to be admitted into civilised conversation.

Keep up the good work, students. It is hard out there for a Young Conservative in higher education.

calzino, Saturday, 7 October 2017 09:20 (six years ago) link

Tfw when ur on the verge of a breakthrough

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 7 October 2017 10:37 (six years ago) link

"almost as if"

pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 October 2017 10:43 (six years ago) link

No safe space for the lads eh.

nashwan, Saturday, 7 October 2017 11:20 (six years ago) link

This kinda seems like the key line: The young Tories we spoke to said there had been a “vacuum” left by Conservative Future, the youth group that was shut down in 2015 after a bullying and blackmail scandal, and the suicide of a young activist.

Frederik B, Saturday, 7 October 2017 11:28 (six years ago) link

those were the days eh

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 7 October 2017 11:34 (six years ago) link

“There are a lot of freshers I’m having to message constantly, so I’ve literally spent most of my day responding to constant questions, just to make sure they know it’s not as bad as they hear. You don’t need to be afraid on campus, you just need to be smart about it and just not do anything stupid like that dude burning £50 notes,” he said.

Got to love how he considers that burning a £50 note in front of a homeless person is always possibility with someone who wants to join a student Conservative Soc.

Tom's Tits Experiment (Tom D.), Saturday, 7 October 2017 12:44 (six years ago) link

smart about "it"

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 7 October 2017 12:59 (six years ago) link

When they get round to making the high denomination notes plastic, will we see a spate of tories asphyxiating themselves setting fire to them

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 7 October 2017 13:06 (six years ago) link

Under-30s support for Labour & the Conservatives since 1964

#CPC17#Lab17 pic.twitter.com/pwJfFxJFaS

— Matthew Goodwin (@GoodwinMJ) October 2, 2017

This is interesting and missing a couple of key years (chiefly 1979) but it confirms I wasn't imagining a bump in pro-Tory sentiment among the young around 07-10 or so, but wow look at the turnaround since. Labour obviously a beneficiary of the LibDem collapse since as well.

Matt DC, Saturday, 7 October 2017 15:44 (six years ago) link

such a plug-ugly dog's breakfast of a flag

Really? You want to take that away from us too?

Utter nonsense anyway - I’d trade you but ours is on the moon

El Tomboto, Saturday, 7 October 2017 16:52 (six years ago) link

Damn

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Saturday, 7 October 2017 16:54 (six years ago) link

Jasper Johns proved that flags always look prettier when rendered onto plywood with oil-paint imo

calzino, Saturday, 7 October 2017 16:58 (six years ago) link

Do we really need to share deranged accelerationist bullshit here?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 11:07 (six years ago) link

The preceding link contains the sentence I expect to see a cultural revolution where young people actually start doing surprising and reckless things again rather than becoming tedious hipsters drinking energy drinks in pop-up cereal bar book shops or whatever it is they do these days. in case anyone was tempted to click it.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 11:11 (six years ago) link

brexit is the real punk rock, didn't anybody tell you

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 11:14 (six years ago) link

lmao knew it would come down to old man shaking his fist at hipsters

also peter north lol

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 11:16 (six years ago) link

The Alarm must reform

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 11:17 (six years ago) link

Think it's only right and proper that Bananaman got the first Peter North LOL in

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 11:19 (six years ago) link

those very robust folk on the 30's hunger marches were bristling with ingenuity. No poncy "safe spaces" or softy welfare state etc!

calzino, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 11:21 (six years ago) link

James Dyson probs airs the same type of opinions behind closed doors.

calzino, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 11:23 (six years ago) link

See a headline around May accepting ECJ rulings during the transition period so no I don't think a ten year recession to toughen us all up is happening anytime soon.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 11:23 (six years ago) link

b-but Twitter tells me Peter J North is the thinking person's Brexiter

love when Leave campaigners come out with "yes it will all be very very bad because we're not doing it my particular way which was always vanishingly unlikely and not agreed on by anyone else and it's actually very difficult for a series of entirely predictable reasons, but it's still definitely not my fault for telling people it would be easy and glorious etc"

North, Dominic Cummings, Oliver Norgrove...

a passing spacecadet, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 11:27 (six years ago) link

I didn't share the North piece with any faith in the nightmare visions he presents, more as a kind of "this is what the people who actually *support Brexit are saying will happen". He seems like an utter shitwad, obvs.

Dr Keith Assblow (stevie), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 11:35 (six years ago) link

It's completely psychotic, but probably does accurately reflect the thinking of a majority of brexiters now, right up to cabinet level. Hammond and May are wary because this Katastrophenpolitik will need scapegoats, and they're it. But they're too inept and weak to negotiate anything that would save themselves and avoid the cliff-edge, so they'll probably end up going along with it.

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 11:35 (six years ago) link

The way the person who I got the link from put it was as evidence of Brexit as some sociopathic death cult. I'm fine with that description of it.

Dr Keith Assblow (stevie), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 11:37 (six years ago) link

I suspect the proportion of Brexiters who are gleefully embracing the oncoming catastrophe are significantly outweighed by those still anticipating the sunlit uplands of a Britannia unchained but whatever.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 11:52 (six years ago) link

I suspect there are enough Tory MPs who are sociopathic enough to believe it, but there's no way that scenario plays out without turbo-charging Remain/Return pressure across the country. The more pragmatic Brexiters surely recognise that's what happens in the event of no deal.

The only way of getting out of that is if they find a way to pin it on the EU/Labour (they will) and make it stick (less likely).

Matt DC, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 12:00 (six years ago) link

The more pragmatic Brexiters surely recognise that's what happens in the event of no deal

I suspect one's take on this is irretrievably coloured by one's proximity to dyed-in-the-wool Brexit believers and their ability to lecture, fact-free, on the gleeful promise of the post-Brexit era. I've been banging my head against that particular wall with various family members since last June, and they seem as convinced as on that bright, shining independence day. Maybe if I knew some remotely pragmatic Brexiters.

Dr Keith Assblow (stevie), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 12:06 (six years ago) link

Do they think everything's going to be wonderful or do they think it's going to be a worthwhile disaster because it'll sort out Generation Snowflake?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 12:12 (six years ago) link

Mostly the former with a nice little chaser of the latter. Absolute refusal to seriously accept the cost of it to the nation, balanced with a sense that we could all do with toughening up anyway. Classic boomer/pre-boomer bullshit.

Dr Keith Assblow (stevie), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 12:17 (six years ago) link

It's terrifying, like that 87-year-old guy quoted in the Trump thread who was like, "I'm liking him less but supporting him more"

Dr Keith Assblow (stevie), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 12:18 (six years ago) link

Liz Truss is asked what preparations the UK Government are taking to prepare for a No-Deal Brexit. The answer is everything you'd expect... pic.twitter.com/Jo1BDHtdPP

— Meanwhile In Scotia (@MeanwhileScotia) October 11, 2017

already knew liz truss is an idiot but this is amusing nonetheless.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 12:00 (six years ago) link

Andrew Neil must’ve asked her six times about the premium rate line for UC claimants and she swerved it with the most anvil-headed answers about people being better off in work.

kim jong deal (suzy), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 12:22 (six years ago) link

lol! talk about making it easy for the brillo pad.

calzino, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 12:39 (six years ago) link

that was a despairing lol! for the records.

calzino, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 12:41 (six years ago) link

Buckle up buckaroos

@DavidLammy 1h1 hour ago
Labour will vote against a 'no deal Brexit'. No majority for no deal in Parliament. Makes issue of whether Article 50 is reversible crucial

nashwan, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 14:29 (six years ago) link

there'll be a deal, May can't afford not to get one

pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 14:32 (six years ago) link

What do you mean, can't afford not to? She's gone either way. Cameron couldn't afford to lose the EU referendum but he did and he's much richer and probably happier now than before.

Susan Stranglehands (jed_), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 17:07 (six years ago) link

protect neville southall at all costs

||||||||, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 21:15 (six years ago) link

Tories on toast

— Neville Southall (@NevilleSouthall) October 11, 2017

xyzzzz__, Friday, 13 October 2017 13:17 (six years ago) link

The REAL Neville Southall. Ex-Everton Goalie, most capped Wales player, now teacher, coach, mentor as well as theatre buff, reader and historian.

how...did this happen :D

imago, Friday, 13 October 2017 13:22 (six years ago) link

Haha I love this

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 13 October 2017 13:26 (six years ago) link

woke Nev is the best

André Ryu (Neil S), Friday, 13 October 2017 13:26 (six years ago) link


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