why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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https://media.makeameme.org/created/if-youre-too-59d7aa.jpg

nomar, Friday, 6 October 2017 16:08 (six years ago) link

the pasta is like the ninth-most-horrifying thing about that picture

P as in pterodactyl (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 6 October 2017 16:31 (six years ago) link

i think that's a still from a larry clark movie

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 6 October 2017 16:42 (six years ago) link

lool

how's life, Friday, 6 October 2017 16:43 (six years ago) link

ahahahahaha

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Friday, 6 October 2017 16:44 (six years ago) link

(it's from Gummo)

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Friday, 6 October 2017 16:44 (six years ago) link

lol doesnt he drop a chocolate bar in the water at one point

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 October 2017 20:15 (six years ago) link

but... he does have food.

I'm not seeing an iPhone though

silverfish, Saturday, 7 October 2017 01:55 (six years ago) link

correction: he does not have food FOR HIS FAMILY. he's going to eat all that bread himself.

professor of postmalonial studies (m bison), Saturday, 7 October 2017 02:01 (six years ago) link

I thot the bred wuz his fam

Doopee Time (FlopsyDuck), Saturday, 7 October 2017 02:16 (six years ago) link

he is crying because he loves bread

assawoman bay (harbl), Saturday, 7 October 2017 13:21 (six years ago) link

^^^

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 7 October 2017 16:02 (six years ago) link

I've definitely cried over how much I love bread.

.oO (silby), Saturday, 7 October 2017 18:53 (six years ago) link

is this the default fb thread?

because fb has, for about week, been showing me max ten stories then a message that says

Do you want to see more posts?
Find Friends
The more friends you add, the more posts, photos and videos you'll see in News Feed.

which, considering i have about 20x the number of facebook friends that i do actual friends is a bit of a joke. 471, to be exact.

i've googled but can't find a fix. and i'm not adding more random people in order to satisfy their algorithm.

Susan Stranglehands (jed_), Saturday, 7 October 2017 23:22 (six years ago) link

I got that for a day or so, but then it went back to normal. I have only 220 friends.

This seems to be the default fb thread. "Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

nickn, Sunday, 8 October 2017 00:23 (six years ago) link

God, I shouldn't have started that thread, I should have bought shares.

Mark G, Sunday, 8 October 2017 08:54 (six years ago) link

Good fucking grief.

how's life, Sunday, 8 October 2017 12:09 (six years ago) link

hope that guy wakes up to Corey Haim pouring him watered down drinks

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 October 2017 14:26 (six years ago) link

Jim’ll fix it

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 8 October 2017 14:56 (six years ago) link

Wow that Tom Petty meme might be the worst thing in this entire thread

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 8 October 2017 15:36 (six years ago) link

It's a long thread don't be too sure

.oO (silby), Sunday, 8 October 2017 15:39 (six years ago) link

When they say 59 dead aren't they including the shooter?

nickn, Monday, 9 October 2017 05:25 (six years ago) link

It is a long thread, and I'm fairly sure.

Mark G, Monday, 9 October 2017 06:32 (six years ago) link

I tick most of those, make your mind up

pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 14:46 (six years ago) link

Grammarists Says

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 16:27 (six years ago) link

really liked that Jane's Addiction song better after they rebranded it

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 15 October 2017 02:46 (six years ago) link

I went to fine arts grad school with someone who was kind a crazy weirdo (though really everyone was sort of a weirdo on some level) but this person seemed to live a life of constant chaos and poor decisions and always made sort of half-assed and ill-concieved work that nobody ever really understood and she could never really explain and crits with her were always really awkward and embarrassing.

She's been posting pen and ink drawings every day this week and seems super pleased about them but she's just fucking AWFUL at drawing and is obviously aspiring for realism over abstraction which just makes it so much worse. So a literal artist thing that I hate and makes me feel like a jerk.

joygoat, Sunday, 15 October 2017 03:53 (six years ago) link

makes u think

professor of postmalonial studies (m bison), Monday, 16 October 2017 02:36 (six years ago) link

nope

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 16 October 2017 02:54 (six years ago) link

I'm very thankful that ears aren't usually connected like that

Moodles, Monday, 16 October 2017 02:56 (six years ago) link

I love the parenthetical proof that the word 'heart' contains 'ear'.

jmm, Monday, 16 October 2017 03:03 (six years ago) link

can't argue with math

Moodles, Monday, 16 October 2017 03:09 (six years ago) link

i cant make my ears into a heart

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 16 October 2017 03:37 (six years ago) link

That is definitely a weird face and not a heart

rob, Monday, 16 October 2017 03:40 (six years ago) link

ok that ear one is heavy clickhole vibes

Evan, Monday, 16 October 2017 04:30 (six years ago) link

B-b-b-but, real human hearts aren't shaped like that.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 16 October 2017 04:37 (six years ago) link

the more i look at the image, the more it looks like an old man with a seriously fucked up hairline

professor of postmalonial studies (m bison), Monday, 16 October 2017 04:43 (six years ago) link

that is the fucked up face of God. learn to listen to him

qualx, Monday, 16 October 2017 04:50 (six years ago) link

how the hell am i supposed to listen to a pair of EARS, smart guy?

professor of postmalonial studies (m bison), Monday, 16 October 2017 04:59 (six years ago) link

'ear ye! 'ear ye!

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 16 October 2017 05:01 (six years ago) link

There are memes/tshirts/etc. saying "without ART the EARTH is just EH."

Without EAR the HEART is just HT

looser than lucinda (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 16 October 2017 11:59 (six years ago) link

This isn't a meme but people's tendency right now to say things like

"This has been a really dark week, so it's time for me to share these pics of a clumsy horse I saw in Fuengirola"

"I know it's the apocalypse and Trump will murder us all but here's my thoughts on the new Husker Du reissue"

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 16 October 2017 16:08 (six years ago) link

...your honour

pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 October 2017 20:37 (six years ago) link

Haha!

Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 17 October 2017 20:38 (six years ago) link

lol

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 17 October 2017 23:35 (six years ago) link


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