why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

the 'freakshow' approach to social media management

how's life give us more

these r good

I've hidden almost all news outlets and friends doing political posts from my feed

I was going to not share anything further from him because he works with my wife, but then he dropped this...

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22196362_1985941901629536_4989283109469797514_n.jpg?oh=ce7fb501e10f77dacb7a2a825f8e29b3&oe=5A7EA88E

...which to me is a very alien take on a relaxing activity.

You mean showering, beer, or shower beer?

Anyway, having to reach outside the shower curtain to get your beer is for amateurs. True aficionados have a cupholder in the shower already. Jeez.

im a bit of a snob, i prefer bath + wine

For me it's vodka and a couple of moist towelettes

PBR while getting sprayed by the hose

i don't drink beer in the shower per se but i will shower while administering buckfast via an iv bag

helluva way to start the day imo

It's classy because it's British!

yes I'm "too high class" for things that don't seem enjoyable in any way whatsoever and are 95% likely to be markings of alcoholism?

https://media.makeameme.org/created/if-youre-too-59d7aa.jpg

the pasta is like the ninth-most-horrifying thing about that picture

i think that's a still from a larry clark movie

lool

ahahahahaha

(it's from Gummo)

lol doesnt he drop a chocolate bar in the water at one point

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/22222022_407027253142075_3568855946061712685_n.png.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=edd943f90f039d245381ddc1b6b3f693&oe=5A405090

but... he does have food.

I'm not seeing an iPhone though

correction: he does not have food FOR HIS FAMILY. he's going to eat all that bread himself.

I thot the bred wuz his fam

he is crying because he loves bread

^^^

I've definitely cried over how much I love bread.

is this the default fb thread?

because fb has, for about week, been showing me max ten stories then a message that says

Do you want to see more posts?
Find Friends
The more friends you add, the more posts, photos and videos you'll see in News Feed.

which, considering i have about 20x the number of facebook friends that i do actual friends is a bit of a joke. 471, to be exact.

i've googled but can't find a fix. and i'm not adding more random people in order to satisfy their algorithm.

I got that for a day or so, but then it went back to normal. I have only 220 friends.

This seems to be the default fb thread. "Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

God, I shouldn't have started that thread, I should have bought shares.

https://scontent.fsnc1-5.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22222002_10154752173570876_5813664651292858224_n.jpg?oh=5eac7c9af41e9df16ad935334153d091&oe=5A8219C1

Good fucking grief.

hope that guy wakes up to Corey Haim pouring him watered down drinks

Jim’ll fix it

Wow that Tom Petty meme might be the worst thing in this entire thread

It's a long thread don't be too sure

When they say 59 dead aren't they including the shooter?

It is a long thread, and I'm fairly sure.

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/21558701_512654132411373_9103158325247463321_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=ff3c51be4a8a1578481292acca1a5fdf&oe=5A6FE11A

I tick most of those, make your mind up

Grammarists Says

really liked that Jane's Addiction song better after they rebranded it

I went to fine arts grad school with someone who was kind a crazy weirdo (though really everyone was sort of a weirdo on some level) but this person seemed to live a life of constant chaos and poor decisions and always made sort of half-assed and ill-concieved work that nobody ever really understood and she could never really explain and crits with her were always really awkward and embarrassing.

She's been posting pen and ink drawings every day this week and seems super pleased about them but she's just fucking AWFUL at drawing and is obviously aspiring for realism over abstraction which just makes it so much worse. So a literal artist thing that I hate and makes me feel like a jerk.

https://scontent-dft4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22489784_10214313971786963_3511629218611415290_n.jpg?oh=46c2751513c5506b9bbc7fa86563f29f&oe=5A6A8A37

makes u think

nope

I'm very thankful that ears aren't usually connected like that

I love the parenthetical proof that the word 'heart' contains 'ear'.

can't argue with math

i cant make my ears into a heart