Horrible 70s album titles like I've Got My Own Album To Do

I believe that Lowell George is making a second appearance... which makes me wonder if anyone has done a record called "Seconds" with a picture of the artist at a dinner table by himself and a huge pile of food surrounded by empty plates.

I guess this is probably just poor English but...

https://images-eu.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51zLlAoPfIL._SR600%2C315_PIWhiteStrip%2CBottomLeft%2C0%2C35_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Rainer Baumann Band - Meet Me In The Bottom

I believe that Lowell George is making a second appearance... which makes me wonder if anyone has done a record called "Seconds" with a picture of the artist at a dinner table by himself and a huge pile of food surrounded by empty plates.

― cosmic brain dildo (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, October 4, 2017 5:02 PM (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There's something especially bad about food related ones. I'd like to see one called "Something I Ate Didn't Agree With Me" and it could be maybe a giant, monstrous fish fillet sandwich snarling menacingly at the artist.

I'd love to make some of these if just to start an "I've Got My Own Album Cover To Do" thread

Well, if we're moving into poor English (and food-related, sort of) I give you:
Now - Complaint Of The Wind

https://img.discogs.com/QcI3_Z7wd8yIiK8GfmD2U-swxH4=/fit-in/300x300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(40)/discogs-images/R-2653330-1501861275-5203.jpeg.jpg

That is easily Lowell's third or fourth appearance with that cover, and I for one am always glad to see it come around.

Elton Dean, Joe Gallivan & Kenny Wheeler, "The Cheque Is In The Mail" (1977)

http://www.discaholic.com/img/cover-279.jpg

"Meet Me In The Bottom" is an old Blues saying.

Roy Wood's Mustard is a great album, what has it got to do with this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J7vJlaIU3o

"Meet Me In The Bottom" is an old Blues saying.

waht does it mean?

It's the river bottom. Low-lying alluvial land situated along the banks of a river.

I've only heard it in the southern US.

Not 80s, but damn this hair needs to be celebrated somewhere.

Ricky Skaggs- Don't Cheat In Our Hometown

http://images.eil.com/large_image/RICKY_SKAGGS_DONT%2BCHEAT%2BIN%2BOUR%2BHOME%2BTOWN-499034.jpg

https://images2.houstonpress.com/imager/u/original/6503944/skaggscheatback.jpg

For a second I thought that LP was on Zappa's Bizarre label.

what's going on with the collar on his shirt? I kind of want a shirt like that

nehru collar?

yeah it's a nehru/mandarin collar.

Hope the inner sleeve has a from-above view of Ricky's hair, to provide the complete schematics of how it was engineered. I recall collarless dress shirts really coming into their own in the late-80s, usually accompanied by a tiny ponytail. Skaggs was out in front.

from the side he kind of looks like severely compressed burt reynolds

his hair is stunning what a work of art

I wasn't aware until just this minute that the debut album by Pilot is titled From the Album of the Same Name.

Spotted this weekend:

http://streamd.hitparade.ch/cdimages/raphael_ravenscroft-her_father_didnt_like_me_anyway_a.jpg

Raphael Ravenscroft: Her Father Didn't Like Me Anyway

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51oP0LuO7fL.jpg

Trapeze: You Are The Music...We're Just The Band

I've never seen that Raphael Ravenscroft, that's great.

Hummingbird: We Can't Go On Meeting Like This

https://img.discogs.com/23GWt5XSLqFjO01zie51DswWLaA=/fit-in/300x300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(40)/discogs-images/R-1359304-1403126088-3326.jpeg.jpg

Ravenscroft looks like proto-"So Not Gonna Happen"

His woman has only just realized he loves his horn more than her.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61NYQ9FSThL._SY355_.jpg

Kip Addotta "Life in the Slaw Lane"

Whoops, looks like Tom D. got to that Hummingbird album two years ago. This thread is getting huge.

https://img.discogs.com/BdzUqvD1s1jueMyhEegHMipsvjs=/fit-in/418x418/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-5409308-1392645793-5034.jpeg.jpg

Sleepy LaBeef ‎– It Ain't What You Eat It's The Way How You Chew It

this thread feels like an award-winning coffee table book

ravenscroft one is so quietly perfect for this thread

yes!

Is Michael Franks' one bad habit the little pinup in the locker there? What am I looking for here?

Also, I will be keeping my eyes out for a silk leopard scarf like the fella from Max Webster. That is tight.

Also also, figured out why Kip Addotta sounded so familiar to me. Dr. Demento.

I wonder what percentage of these album have title tracks?

(Raphael Ravenscroft "Her Father Didn't Like Me Anyway" is an early Gerry Rafferty song from when he was in the Humblebums with Billy Connelly.)

Bob Williamson, "Still Hazy, After All These Beers" (1978)

https://img.discogs.com/vvACvYrUfPtUa95lwKogPnA8qRo=/fit-in/500x500/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-7308415-1438535196-8923.jpeg.jpg

omg

"Live sequence recorded at the Theatre in the Forest, Grizedale, Cumbria"

Sheer class.

magnificent

Puts many casual giants to shame

saw this in the wild the other day and it cheered me up

https://i.imgur.com/UwKqMIr.jpg

told my friend about this phenomenon/this thread and looked for some examples, struck gold

https://img.discogs.com/iFkGg8CowX4fe8blEIWBErVoJCI=/fit-in/600x599/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2289555-1353429450-3898.jpeg.jpg

Art Garfunkel - Fate for Breakfast

Never been able to decide whether he's making a gun shape with his hand on that sleeve.

Sucking fate from his fingers I think

Wow @ Bob Williamson

per wiki: "The album was issued in five different sleeves, each with a different shot of Art Garfunkel at the breakfast table."

the local singer-songwriter section at my shop has some gold, immediately thought of this thread when i pulled this one out

https://i.imgur.com/MZ0ZGY4.png

damn, what about you indeed, bro, awesome

Have we had this one?

Atlee Yeager, "Plant Me Now And Dig Me Later"

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51EMwqe1K6L.jpg