Repeal the Second Amendment

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tbf the second amendment says NOTHING about bench top machine tools

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 01:25 (six years ago) link

the founding fathers knew 3D printed guns were coming and wanted everyone in the future to know that the second amendment is not to be modified or reinterpreted NO MATTER WHAT.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 02:19 (six years ago) link

Shakey, you've got a friend:
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/05/opinion/guns-second-amendment-nra.html

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Thursday, 5 October 2017 20:21 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

there's a truck parked here with a decal on the back window of an AR-15 superimposed onto an American flag
also a bumper sticker that says "REGISTER LIBERALS"

this fucker should be pulled over every day of his life

brimstead, Friday, 27 October 2017 18:55 (six years ago) link

This circular appeared in the Cleveland Plain Dealer yesterday. Right next to the comics section insert.

https://i.imgur.com/lbdC88W.jpg

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 27 October 2017 19:03 (six years ago) link

Those suckers are pricey. It's funny in a way what a bourgeois pursuit it is, all the "working class redneck" stereotypes notwithstanding.

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Friday, 27 October 2017 19:45 (six years ago) link

Hey, you sell enough Oxy . . .

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 27 October 2017 19:51 (six years ago) link

five months pass...
seven months pass...

I'd like it to become a liberal talking point that the need to own more than, say, five guns is a sign of mental illness.

Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 03:32 (five years ago) link

seven months pass...

long way to go

if your gun discourse doesn’t start and end with the fact that the most marginalized of us all should be armed then i’m tuning out lol. gun ownership as revolutionary praxis is where it’s at.

— diasporic shawty 🅴 (@cybermarxisttt) June 14, 2019

groovemaaan, Saturday, 22 June 2019 04:16 (four years ago) link

dumbassery doesn't discriminate

k3vin k., Saturday, 22 June 2019 04:21 (four years ago) link

all the twitter marxist kids are v into that kinda take right now

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Saturday, 22 June 2019 04:38 (four years ago) link

https://socialistra.org/

don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Saturday, 22 June 2019 04:57 (four years ago) link

all the twitter marxist kids are v into that kinda take right now

― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Saturday, June 22, 2019 12:38 AM (twenty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

as someone who has recently entered his thirties I can condescendingly say that “I get it”

k3vin k., Saturday, 22 June 2019 05:03 (four years ago) link

If they were equally armed, I'd put my money on Twitter marxists to win a civil war vs alt-right maga chuds

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 22 June 2019 05:04 (four years ago) link

guns vs. nuclear weapons on drones, wonder who will win

adam the (abanana), Saturday, 22 June 2019 07:17 (four years ago) link

For the majority of lefty gun ppl it's not about "winning", it's about not disarming if cops won't.

Simon H., Saturday, 22 June 2019 12:29 (four years ago) link

it's the position that serves gun companies the best, so there's at least one winner

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 22 June 2019 14:52 (four years ago) link

yup lol

k3vin k., Saturday, 22 June 2019 17:49 (four years ago) link

"it's about not disarming if cops won't" is basically indistinguishable from the right-wing case for private citizens owning guns (except their version is "it's about not disarming if the government won't")

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Saturday, 22 June 2019 18:42 (four years ago) link

three years pass...

at my brother's house while his fam is on vacation, feeling a certain kind of way about a certain kind of amendment

had to clear out the downstairs guest room for myself, clear it of what you may ask? fucking ammunition is what, so much fucking ammunition, boxes filled with boxes full of bullets (that redundancy is not a typo), literal kegs of shotgun shells, i pick up a shoebox and bullets spill out, i take a mug down from a shelf and it's brimming with bullets

and rifle scopes, and tripods, and nra-branded rifle bags, and heaps of stinking camo clothing, body armor, game bags

"game", ugh

and i pile it all onto the piles of the same shit that fill up the rest of the basement

i've probably handled tens of thousands of dollars' worth of this trash in the past couple days and i feel dirty

i go to wash my hands and bullets pour out of the faucet

i look around and realize i'm in a log cabin made of bazookas

repeal the second amendment

bule bulak oying (cat), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 23:48 (one year ago) link

some of us take our childhood trauma and turn it inward upon ourselves and some of us buy barrels of ammo i guess

bule bulak oying (cat), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 23:50 (one year ago) link

yikes! i guess he goes hunting a lot? or the firing range?

or maybe he wants to murder us all!? *ducks*

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 29 June 2022 00:34 (one year ago) link

he wants to finally feel safe, and i also want to finally feel safe, and the ways in which we try to make ourselves feel safe are exactly opposite, and did i mention that his house stinks? the whole place smells like ass and dead things. i go out to the porch for fresh air and it smells like rotting meat because there are jars full of squirrel tails lined up on the rafters.

and there's this, it's like there's, my brain isn't putting it together right but all this killing equipment is haunted. cursed. i keep feeling like it isn't far off from mountains of child porn.

bule bulak oying (cat), Wednesday, 29 June 2022 01:02 (one year ago) link

Would be pretty funny if all he had was ammo but no guns.

Antifa Sandwich Artist (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 29 June 2022 01:03 (one year ago) link

if i felt like opening up any of the many gun cases, storage lockers, etc., i doubt i would be met with a cloud of butterflies

bule bulak oying (cat), Wednesday, 29 June 2022 01:06 (one year ago) link

but that would be pretty funny

bule bulak oying (cat), Wednesday, 29 June 2022 01:06 (one year ago) link

"his fam"

He has kids?

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 29 June 2022 01:11 (one year ago) link

he has a teenager, a happy and well-adjusted kid thank all that's holy. but if our family goblins of alcoholism and mental illness pop up when the boy's older, or if he gets radicalized, or the right kind of brain tumor, he'll have been trained and provisioned to kill the fuck out of lots living things.

i was there when he got his first rifle on christmas morning when he was 8, even had the honor of being one of the first people he ever accidentally pointed it at

bule bulak oying (cat), Wednesday, 29 June 2022 01:19 (one year ago) link

yikes! i guess he goes hunting a lot? or the firing range?

Paranoia that there won't be any ammo at some indeterminate point in the future because of the government/cost/etc.. After 2008 ammo prices pretty much doubled (or was unavailable) so gun nuts buy it up like shopping addicts just because it won't be any cheaper tomorrow by god.

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 29 June 2022 01:32 (one year ago) link

xp What could possibly go wrong?

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 29 June 2022 01:33 (one year ago) link

dang i'm parched, gonna get me a cool cup of

https://i.imgur.com/bauZ6VJ.jpg

bule bulak oying (cat), Wednesday, 29 June 2022 01:41 (one year ago) link

The atomic clock has stopped.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 29 June 2022 01:42 (one year ago) link

hey has anyone seen my xbox

https://i.imgur.com/HbhkifH.jpg

bule bulak oying (cat), Wednesday, 29 June 2022 01:43 (one year ago) link

is that the sweet smell of freedom?

https://i.imgur.com/Bu4jjxI.jpg

bule bulak oying (cat), Wednesday, 29 June 2022 01:45 (one year ago) link

No offense, your brother's a fucking slob lol

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 29 June 2022 01:47 (one year ago) link

u r preaching to the retching choir

bule bulak oying (cat), Wednesday, 29 June 2022 01:49 (one year ago) link

ok i'll bite: what's the deal with the squirrel tails?

Nhex, Wednesday, 29 June 2022 04:03 (one year ago) link

i do not recommend biting the squirrel tails.

bule bulak oying (cat), Wednesday, 29 June 2022 05:01 (one year ago) link

preserving a trophy from your kill endows u with its power; my bro now has the strength of many squirrels

bule bulak oying (cat), Wednesday, 29 June 2022 05:04 (one year ago) link

The dark gritty Squirrel Girl adaptation no one asked for.

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 29 June 2022 05:23 (one year ago) link

How To Tell If Your Cat Is Secretly Trying To Kill You

The 25 Best Songs Ever Ranked In Order (Deflatormouse), Wednesday, 29 June 2022 06:06 (one year ago) link

One of those *responsible gun owners* we always hear about

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 29 June 2022 13:06 (one year ago) link

a true yeoman of our republic

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 29 June 2022 13:06 (one year ago) link

i mean, like, freal tho

not that there’s anything anyone can actually do to make it happen. this pot of frog water became frog soup became frog sludge became frog leather many moons ago.

but still

i would like for people to stop being murdered like this

i would like for it to be incredibly difficult, grueling, as close to impossible as possible for a random person to kill lots of other people

it doesn’t make sense that this isn’t everyone else’s default opinion

bule bulak oying (cat), Tuesday, 5 July 2022 02:12 (one year ago) link

somehow i’m still not used to things not making sense

bule bulak oying (cat), Tuesday, 5 July 2022 02:13 (one year ago) link

cat otm

Herby Dutch Baby (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 5 July 2022 04:16 (one year ago) link

o misbegotten amendment

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 5 July 2022 04:23 (one year ago) link


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