Terrorist attacks throughout Europe

Or they might need the bag for something else later.

Yes, maybe carrying one unwieldy bucket on the tube wasn't enough inconvenience for them and they were going to pick up another one

There's one photo that shows what appear to be fairy lights coming out of the bucket and Twitter has been quick to point out this report:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-40046773

Bit soon, Lidl. Bit soon. 😳 pic.twitter.com/xyfmgwasRs

— Flappy of Quack (@jesuiscanard) September 15, 2017

I lolled

The blast, on an eastbound District Line train from Wimbledon, is being treated as terrorism, police said.

The Metropolitan Police said it was too early to confirm the cause of the fire and the station, which is above ground, has been cordoned off.

maybe I'm stupid or naïve but why is it so important to decide whether it's a terrorist act or not before you even know what's caused the bang?

cos they want to catch the perp asap?

oh god

Another attack in London by a loser terrorist.These are sick and demented people who were in the sights of Scotland Yard. Must be proactive!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 15, 2017

Calling incidents terrorism before they've actually determined what happened seems to be what they do now. There might be stuff they aren't telling us though. Oh fuck off and die, Trump.

Isn't Scotland Yard's Inspector Lestrade in contact with Sherlock Holmes anymore or what?

how do we know Trump's twitter account isn't run by a bot?

i'll stop playing faux naïve and just ponder whether there aren't systemic and political (small p) reasons that encourage this rush to judgement too

if your department's brief is counter-terrorism you kind of have a subliminal but vested interest in keeping the importance of your department in the public eye

have they apprehended anyone here?

Sky's 'reporter on the scene', Mark White, was in the pub the other night watching the Celtic v. PSG game, so he's used to horrific incidents.

May fucking loves those Cobra meetings, they give her a chance to project the pretense that her battered party and parliamentary authority still actually counts for shit.

if this is terrorism tho it's obviously the work of an elaborate and highly-trained network

I bet ISIS will be looking at the state of that explosive device and marveling at the UK Jihadis levels of expertise and finesse, so much!

it's reassuring in some small way i guess that there are still cack-handed terrorists out there

xp hey all they've said is terrorist, it could be an extreme right wing officer in the British Army or anything

aye, true. But when you've been brainwashed Manchurian Candidate style, certain trigger words control how you think!

why MC Tunes never released an album called The Mancunian Candidate is beyond me

mc tunes why hast thou forsaken us

I'd breathe more easily if he were still around

Tunes still lives in Manchester.

goddammit i walked right into the setup for that 'joke' from nv, what a chump

mc tunes vs islamic state - tunes splits the carrier bag

lol! I saw MC Tunes at the Sheffield Octagon in about '90. He had a battered looking face that exuded much wear and tear, but not much wisdom. I'm not sure if he has got the answers! I can remember him saying "Fuck the Babylon" a few times tho!

much better xp

BBC and NYT are reporting it was an improvised explosive device w/ a timer -- any reason to think it *wasn't* terrorism?

May fucking loves those Cobra meetings, they give her a chance to project the pretense that her battered party and parliamentary authority still actually counts for shit.

― calzino

she really needs to give up on the "COBRA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA" slogan though.

yikes; be safe London

BBC and NYT are reporting it was an improvised explosive device w/ a timer -- any reason to think it *wasn't* terrorism?

tbf some people have weird hobbies ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I shd finish that Tunes poll some day

Before a terrorist kills you.

on current stats that gives me a few thousand years, I like those odds

BBC News quite happy to just put LONDON TUBE EXPLOSION as the ticker headline giving no sense of scale (sure they won't be the only ones though).

LONDON BUCKET FIRE

I bet ISIS will be looking at the state of that explosive device and marveling at the UK Jihadis levels of expertise and finesse, so much!

too many foreign terrorists in our game, young brits don't get a chance. of course if your name was abu bakr sam al-ardici you'd be given the top job.

inappropriate choking work lol

lol ditto

Same :)

If you're Tom or Paul or 'Arry or Lee, "lone wolf" is about as far as you can go.

don't, as i just did, boss sitting beside me, allow your mind to place big sam's face in place of al-baghdadi's as you mentally replay one of those brief isis sermon videos they show on the news

xpost

now contemplating the necessity of a secondary "Lolling at Inept Route One Brit Terrorism" thread

the misshapen caliphate

sounds like the title of a book they discuss on radio 4

Four lions on teh shirt

"place me in any cell in the world, i will deliver the module"

"my client can fit a bomb into a bucket from quite a long way away"

Robyn Frost, about to enter the station to travel into central London, saw “blood on the floor and people running down the stairs screaming ‘get out’”. Aaron Butterfield, a production manager, also arriving at the station, described people “crawling over one another” in desperation as they tried to flee. There was more panic, he said, when police told them there had been an explosion, and “someone was running around with a knife” and there was possibly another explosive device, he said.

are we now doomed to a world where some fucking idiot says "someone is running around with a knife" every time anything explodes?

just went to google this to see what happened

#BREAKING Man was shouting 'Allahu Akbar' when attacked with a hammer two persons in Lyon, #France pic.twitter.com/Ghel8VNRes

— Rami (@RamiAILoIah) September 15, 2017

and found nothing about this attack but apparently there was a [second, different] knife attack earlier today?