People who should not be encouraged - a list

8. Fantano

9. Neil Oliver

10. Professor Brian "Doc" Cox

11. J.K. Rowling

12. Tony "Badrick" Robinson

13. David Mitchell (any)

14. Grammar Alt-Rightists

15. Richard Dawkins

16. Fucking Corden

^^^^^^^^^

17. Matthew d'Ancona

18. Dominic Holland

19. Alain de "Rock" Botton

ilm thirded

Men

xp if it were a list of ILM regulars it would be a spectacular display of self-clowning on my part

20. Dead-id Bowie
21. Bruce Corpse-syte
22. Lord Dead-don

23. David Baddiel

24. Chris Moyles

25. ROBIN INCE

26. Robbie Savage

27. The Furrow-Browed

28. Colin Murray

29. Dr Michael "Oswald" Mosley

30. Jamie Oliver

31. John "Not Nice but Dim" Humphrys

32. Nicky (slime-berg) Campbell

I was gonna do Campbell earlier but felt he was beneath my contempt

33. Susanna Reid

34. drug cheat Bradley Wiggins

35. thespian Martin Freeman

36. raconteur Danny Baker

37. People who ponder coolness

38. Tony Pulis

39. John Bishop

40. Mrs Brown

41. Prince George

42. Everybody connected to the advertising industry in any capacity

43. Fandoms

44. 99% of nobel peace prize winners (fuggit the other 1% as well)

45. People who have legitimate concerns

46. Admin enthusiasts

47. Andrew Marr

48. Johnny Marr

49. Pewdiepie

Hey now Susannah Reid

50. Julian Assange

Hate to say it but Jane Campion

52. Edgar Wright

dammit that's who I meant to say when I posted Nick Frost

94. People who were disappointed to see a new thread posted based on its title but also partly because they knew would repeatedly read it anyway only to be disappointed further by the predictably lazy responses yet unable to avoid making equally pitiful unimaginative contributions of their own and in the process unsure of who is really most at fault of all parties involved including any individuals singled out on a negative basis among the responses regardless of their cultural stature and purpose. I believe it was Descartes who suggested that so blind is the curiosity by which mortals are possessed, that they often conduct their minds along unexplored routes, having no reason to hope for success, but merely being willing to risk the experiment of finding whether the truth they seek lies there. In turn perhaps one must consider Kant's belief in the beneficence is a duty and that x/s/he who often practices this, and sees his beneficent purpose succeed, comes at last really to love him whom he has benefited. When, therefore, it is said, "Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself," this does not mean, "Thou shalt first of all love, and by means of love (in the next place) do him good"; but: "Do good to thy neighbour, and this beneficence will produce in thee the love of Lads (as a settled habit of inclination to beneficence). As you were, IK x." However, in our quickness to discourage the behaviours of others, one must also consider the perils of sanctimony - for as much as all mans are equal can their discordance emerge through mutual antagonism. Yecunts.

95. Ant & Dec

96. nashwan

97. people who try to get you to play chess in union square

98. Andy Burnham. I haven't forgot that this tosser was one of the 184 PLP abstainers on the Welfare Bill, and thus whatever he proclaims himself to be, he is actually a campaigner for ruthless social darwinism/the principles of the eugenics movement etc. Like all the other centrist turds.

99. Christopher Nolan

that cunt has been the recipient of more reviewers stars than you could shake a shitty stick at. And if you did shake your shitty stick anywhere near Dunkirk, then it would end up smelling considerably worse.

100. ALL IMPROV

so much for Mr Avant-Garde here. Get a room with Turrican pal!

100. ALL IMPROV COMEDIANS I MEANT, IMPROV MUSIC IS COOL WITH ME

lol, soz!

Philosophers

^^^^^^^^the person who inspired my improv comedians one is also a philosophy dude

Theists, atheists, right-wingers, leftwingers, anyone who thinks of themselves as part of anything, humans, mammals, vertebrates, chordata, etcetera, atoms

I'd actually like to work a real hammer on Eddie Izzard. Not one of Neitzsche's meta philosophy hammers, no just a B+Q standard lump hammer will do.

xp Neutrons are ok though? In their place, I mean.

100. ALL IMPROV COMEDIANS I MEANT, IMPROV MUSIC IS COOL WITH ME

Came within a baw hair of an almighty shellacking there.

xp As long, let us say, as they remember their place then I suppose

This paired particle bullshit is right out tho

It's not the particles it's the charge.

Sounds like the kind of thing a particle football coach would say tbh

anyone who thinks of themselves as part of anything

insufferable

101. Rugged individualists

102. Muscular christians

Mark savage

103. Anas Sarwar

^^^^^^^^the person who inspired my improv comedians one is also a philosophy dude

i know one of these too, once brought along a dozen of his improv pals to a party i was at, a horrifying experience to be sure

Otm on all names mentioned so far except Kate Tempst and maybe Susanna Reid

*scrrreeeeeech*

EXCEPT Kate Tempest?!

Yeah whats wrong with Kate Tempest

Whatsrightmorelikeamirite?

Man, philosopher-comedians are... not a type I have encountered.

104. Hitler

105. Lindy West

106. Rogen, Franco and that lot

Seriously, encourage Fransisco Franco before James

107. Joy-Ann Reid

I can't believe we've got this far and not said
108. Frank Turner

Thankfully I tend to forget he exits tbh

109. Any Pienaar/Lineker/Graun centrist types with recent history of slipping the idea of a UK Macron into the conversation. Because he is so popular in France rn, and more austerity is just what this country needs 💩💩💩💩 Seriously, fuck these people.

lol this thread is such a 15th anniversary tour of radge uk posts

Do we have a thread on Kate Tempest?