No it's a list of hasbeens whom people on my Facebook still seem to think are just wonderful
3. Ricky Gervais
― Shat Parp (dog latin), Thursday, 14 September 2017 08:37 (six years ago) link
4. Banksy
5. Kate Tempest
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 08:38 (six years ago) link
6. Everybody on Radio 6
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 08:41 (six years ago) link
thought this was gonna be a list of ILM regulars
Same here.
― Wewlay Bewlay (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 September 2017 08:42 (six years ago) link
7. Nick Frost
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 08:42 (six years ago) link
8. Fantano
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 08:43 (six years ago) link
9. Neil Oliver
10. Professor Brian "Doc" Cox
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 08:44 (six years ago) link
11. J.K. Rowling
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 08:45 (six years ago) link
12. Tony "Badrick" Robinson
13. David Mitchell (any)
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 08:46 (six years ago) link
14. Grammar Alt-Rightists
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 08:47 (six years ago) link
15. Richard Dawkins
― Shat Parp (dog latin), Thursday, 14 September 2017 08:47 (six years ago) link
16. Fucking Corden
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 08:48 (six years ago) link
^^^^^^^^^
― Shat Parp (dog latin), Thursday, 14 September 2017 08:49 (six years ago) link
17. Matthew d'Ancona
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 08:52 (six years ago) link
18. Dominic Holland
― calzino, Thursday, 14 September 2017 08:54 (six years ago) link
19. Alain de "Rock" Botton
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 08:57 (six years ago) link
ilm thirded
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 September 2017 09:06 (six years ago) link
Men
― nashwan, Thursday, 14 September 2017 09:24 (six years ago) link
xp if it were a list of ILM regulars it would be a spectacular display of self-clowning on my part
― Shat Parp (dog latin), Thursday, 14 September 2017 09:29 (six years ago) link
20. Dead-id Bowie21. Bruce Corpse-syte22. Lord Dead-don
― calzino, Thursday, 14 September 2017 09:45 (six years ago) link
23. David Baddiel
― calzino, Thursday, 14 September 2017 09:47 (six years ago) link
24. Chris Moyles
― Shat Parp (dog latin), Thursday, 14 September 2017 09:47 (six years ago) link
25. ROBIN INCE
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 09:51 (six years ago) link
26. Robbie Savage
27. The Furrow-Browed
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 09:52 (six years ago) link
28. Colin Murray
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 09:53 (six years ago) link
29. Dr Michael "Oswald" Mosley
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 09:56 (six years ago) link
30. Jamie Oliver
― raise my chicken finger (Willl), Thursday, 14 September 2017 09:56 (six years ago) link
31. John "Not Nice but Dim" Humphrys
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 09:57 (six years ago) link
32. Nicky (slime-berg) Campbell
― calzino, Thursday, 14 September 2017 09:57 (six years ago) link
I was gonna do Campbell earlier but felt he was beneath my contempt
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 09:58 (six years ago) link
33. Susanna Reid
― raise my chicken finger (Willl), Thursday, 14 September 2017 09:58 (six years ago) link
34. drug cheat Bradley Wiggins
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 09:59 (six years ago) link
35. thespian Martin Freeman
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:00 (six years ago) link
36. raconteur Danny Baker
37. People who ponder coolness
38. Tony Pulis
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:01 (six years ago) link
39. John Bishop
― Gulley Jimson (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:01 (six years ago) link
40. Mrs Brown
41. Prince George
― Gulley Jimson (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:02 (six years ago) link
42. Everybody connected to the advertising industry in any capacity
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:03 (six years ago) link
43. Fandoms
44. 99% of nobel peace prize winners (fuggit the other 1% as well)
― calzino, Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:06 (six years ago) link
45. People who have legitimate concerns
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:35 (six years ago) link
46. Admin enthusiasts
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:37 (six years ago) link
47. Andrew Marr
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:38 (six years ago) link
48. Johnny Marr
85. Drunks86. Smokers
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 September 2017 14:04 (six years ago) link
87. The poor88. Kim Jong Un89. Hillary
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 September 2017 14:05 (six years ago) link
90. The rich
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 14 September 2017 14:06 (six years ago) link
91. Silicon Valley
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 September 2017 14:07 (six years ago) link
92. Anti-vaxxers
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 September 2017 14:08 (six years ago) link
93. bosses
― Gulley Jimson (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 14 September 2017 14:09 (six years ago) link
94. People who were disappointed to see a new thread posted based on its title but also partly because they knew would repeatedly read it anyway only to be disappointed further by the predictably lazy responses yet unable to avoid making equally pitiful unimaginative contributions of their own and in the process unsure of who is really most at fault of all parties involved including any individuals singled out on a negative basis among the responses regardless of their cultural stature and purpose. I believe it was Descartes who suggested that so blind is the curiosity by which mortals are possessed, that they often conduct their minds along unexplored routes, having no reason to hope for success, but merely being willing to risk the experiment of finding whether the truth they seek lies there. In turn perhaps one must consider Kant's belief in the beneficence is a duty and that x/s/he who often practices this, and sees his beneficent purpose succeed, comes at last really to love him whom he has benefited. When, therefore, it is said, "Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself," this does not mean, "Thou shalt first of all love, and by means of love (in the next place) do him good"; but: "Do good to thy neighbour, and this beneficence will produce in thee the love of Lads (as a settled habit of inclination to beneficence). As you were, IK x." However, in our quickness to discourage the behaviours of others, one must also consider the perils of sanctimony - for as much as all mans are equal can their discordance emerge through mutual antagonism. Yecunts.
― nashwan, Thursday, 14 September 2017 14:23 (six years ago) link
95. Ant & Dec
― Shat Parp (dog latin), Thursday, 14 September 2017 14:27 (six years ago) link
96. nashwan
― raise my chicken finger (Willl), Thursday, 14 September 2017 14:28 (six years ago) link
97. people who try to get you to play chess in union square
― rock and roll tucci coo (voodoo chili), Thursday, 14 September 2017 14:28 (six years ago) link
98. Andy Burnham. I haven't forgot that this tosser was one of the 184 PLP abstainers on the Welfare Bill, and thus whatever he proclaims himself to be, he is actually a campaigner for ruthless social darwinism/the principles of the eugenics movement etc. Like all the other centrist turds.
― calzino, Thursday, 14 September 2017 14:32 (six years ago) link
99. Christopher Nolan
― imago, Thursday, 14 September 2017 15:13 (six years ago) link
that cunt has been the recipient of more reviewers stars than you could shake a shitty stick at. And if you did shake your shitty stick anywhere near Dunkirk, then it would end up smelling considerably worse.
― calzino, Thursday, 14 September 2017 15:24 (six years ago) link
100. ALL IMPROV
― imago, Thursday, 14 September 2017 15:28 (six years ago) link
so much for Mr Avant-Garde here. Get a room with Turrican pal!
― calzino, Thursday, 14 September 2017 15:32 (six years ago) link
100. ALL IMPROV COMEDIANS I MEANT, IMPROV MUSIC IS COOL WITH ME
― imago, Thursday, 14 September 2017 15:33 (six years ago) link
lol, soz!
― calzino, Thursday, 14 September 2017 15:34 (six years ago) link
Philosophers
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 September 2017 15:34 (six years ago) link
^^^^^^^^the person who inspired my improv comedians one is also a philosophy dude
― imago, Thursday, 14 September 2017 15:35 (six years ago) link
Theists, atheists, right-wingers, leftwingers, anyone who thinks of themselves as part of anything, humans, mammals, vertebrates, chordata, etcetera, atoms
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 September 2017 15:37 (six years ago) link
I'd actually like to work a real hammer on Eddie Izzard. Not one of Neitzsche's meta philosophy hammers, no just a B+Q standard lump hammer will do.
― calzino, Thursday, 14 September 2017 15:40 (six years ago) link
xp Neutrons are ok though? In their place, I mean.
― Tim, Thursday, 14 September 2017 15:41 (six years ago) link
Came within a baw hair of an almighty shellacking there.
― Wewlay Bewlay (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 September 2017 15:41 (six years ago) link
xp As long, let us say, as they remember their place then I suppose
This paired particle bullshit is right out tho
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 September 2017 15:42 (six years ago) link
It's not the particles it's the charge.
― Tim, Thursday, 14 September 2017 15:48 (six years ago) link
Sounds like the kind of thing a particle football coach would say tbh
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 September 2017 15:49 (six years ago) link
anyone who thinks of themselves as part of anything
insufferable
― j., Thursday, 14 September 2017 16:00 (six years ago) link
101. Rugged individualists
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2017 16:27 (six years ago) link
102. Muscular christians
Mark savage
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 September 2017 16:28 (six years ago) link
103. Anas Sarwar
― calzino, Saturday, 16 September 2017 10:55 (six years ago) link
i know one of these too, once brought along a dozen of his improv pals to a party i was at, a horrifying experience to be sure
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 16 September 2017 11:46 (six years ago) link
Otm on all names mentioned so far except Kate Tempst and maybe Susanna Reid
― Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Saturday, 16 September 2017 12:08 (six years ago) link
*scrrreeeeeech*
EXCEPT Kate Tempest?!
― imago, Saturday, 16 September 2017 12:47 (six years ago) link
Yeah whats wrong with Kate Tempest
― Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Saturday, 16 September 2017 12:52 (six years ago) link
Whatsrightmorelikeamirite?
― The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Saturday, 16 September 2017 12:56 (six years ago) link
Man, philosopher-comedians are... not a type I have encountered.
― No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Saturday, 16 September 2017 12:56 (six years ago) link
104. Hitler
― sarahell, Saturday, 16 September 2017 23:35 (six years ago) link
105. Lindy West
― flappy bird, Sunday, 17 September 2017 01:49 (six years ago) link
106. Rogen, Franco and that lot
― rip van wanko, Sunday, 17 September 2017 02:26 (six years ago) link
Seriously, encourage Fransisco Franco before James
― rip van wanko, Sunday, 17 September 2017 02:28 (six years ago) link
107. Joy-Ann Reid
― flappy bird, Sunday, 17 September 2017 05:34 (six years ago) link
I can't believe we've got this far and not said108. Frank Turner
― Shat Parp (dog latin), Sunday, 17 September 2017 09:31 (six years ago) link
Thankfully I tend to forget he exits tbh
― ultros ultros-ghali, Sunday, 17 September 2017 10:54 (six years ago) link
109. Any Pienaar/Lineker/Graun centrist types with recent history of slipping the idea of a UK Macron into the conversation. Because he is so popular in France rn, and more austerity is just what this country needs 💩💩💩💩 Seriously, fuck these people.
― calzino, Sunday, 17 September 2017 11:12 (six years ago) link
lol this thread is such a 15th anniversary tour of radge uk posts
― streeps of range (wins), Sunday, 17 September 2017 11:16 (six years ago) link
Do we have a thread on Kate Tempest?
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 18 September 2017 01:38 (six years ago) link