the finest of display names only

That was funny but I need to know if lilsadnerd made it out

im too much of a pussy to stomp on the mongoose so i shot it repeatedly in the face with a bb gun until it died. it took 2 hours and 150 shots. thinking about buying a bigger gun with the grant money i received from the carnegie institute for peace.

this is doubly funny to me because it's exactly the sort of insanely stupid thing I would have actually signed on for at a certain juncture in my life

I just laughed myself to tears over this, had to close my office door.

gonna have to maneuver this hardwood flooring around my toilet trench and animal traps/water catchments. hope the grain still lines up... want this to look good. *coughs up blood* hooboy

Yeah that particular one set me off good and proper then I couldn't stop for the rest of the thread. Anyone know what happened at the end? There was a link (Crohns disease or something) that didn't go anywhere.

holy fuck the zipline thread is amazing (ly terrifying)

walk across america is gold too. jfc

saving those for later

bizarro these deserve their own thread imo

"for only $20 a day we will throw your child off a mountain, killing them"

I feel like dril must have cut his teeth in these threads.

bizarro these deserve their own thread imo

mongoose murder, a fatal zipline and suicide by san francisco area park: a compendium of internet failure

I am mad that I can't use "shoot -> mongoose -> in the -> head multiple -> times with a -> pellet gun" as a display name

ILX: Chapo is not funny and any of my friends could have made that podcast

Also ILX: This collection of FYAD posts is making me vomit with laughter

somebody needs a hug

rip ilx

Whiney: Aquafina is amazing.
Also Whiney: Dasani is literally worse than brony mustache Nazis and bacon-flavored bowel cancer combined and you should be shot into space for drinking it.

angelo irishagreementi (ledge),

Would've posted this week's ago but search didn't work

Monster fatberg (Phil D.)

― You got to ro-o-oll me and call me the tumblr whites (Phil D.), Wednesday, February 8, 2012 6:13 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

an oldie but keeps popping into my head now when i think of the song

remember the lmao

I just got this today. He's Irish I'm from Texas. Sorry TX

fmiid eh

Ha! *bead of sweat rolls off brow*

Yes fuiud. Sorry Texas

My own dn's are so poor I forget them

I hope Texas forgives u fwiw

There are more embarrassing people all around me I assure you

― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague),

love it

<3

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/6d/d5/bb/6dd5bb179e5dc9501f39e29f413dd8f0--black-white-photography-pretty-pictures.jpg

followed by Rocky Nogood and the Phantom Band

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g)

It just now dawned on me what "Bobby Buttrock" comes from (I think.) Hat tip, Old Lunch.

http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/images/reviews/190/1354667991_5.jpg

TY, and yes, watched a bunch of Hazel over the holidays and felt the need to commemorate that lil dude.

It made me look up his wiki. Died in a car accident when he was 21.

wins' latest is almost inspired although I dispute implicit comparisons between yer man and one of the greatest generals in recorded history

god forbid we should post the display names we’re praising itt, perish the fuckin thought

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cu_1GAIUIAA86nE.jpg

lol

wins is far from gauche. one might even think of him as adroit

*gads about frivolously*

I have commuted many, many hours today and am slightly delirious

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8c/The_FP.jpg/220px-The_FP.jpg

Going to start fping you for this shit LJ it's really tiresome

Imago

Stop nominating shit without bothering to link it. It's an awful, showy, nonsense habit and you know you're doing it.

Next time I'm starting a ban drive.

Warned.

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 December 2017 02:27 (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I will only note that this practice in general has resulted in many of the best dns, ie mine, going unrecorded itt

Fuckit you're right

feels good man

https://i.imgur.com/nR4Vek9.jpg

and now we await the moderation

wins latest is a cracker

― fedora, wherever it may find her (darraghmac), Saturday, 13 September 2014 23:45 (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink