New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

8 and 8+ are boring updates.

headphone jack?

(why am i even asking)

that ship sailed

sry

sadness i want my headphone jack back

we all do

Face ID can adapt to your face, such as if you grow a beard.

And the hipsters rejoiced.

xp it's been a serious reason i haven't upgraded my 6

Face ID learns your face even if you change your hairstyle, wear a hat, or scan your face in the dark. It adapts to you as your face changes

It owns you. You are the face.

xp it's been a serious reason i haven't upgraded my 6

― Nhex, Tuesday, September 12, 2017 11:29 AM (twenty-nine seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

me too but now i guess i have to give in

https://photos.reportinglive.com/p/2017-09-12/f1505240934.jpg

"We visited the House of Black and White to test the new iPhone."

apple is lame and bad now

Facial recognition also powers a new emoji feature called Animojis!

Oh dear.

lol did that facial ID just not work for the presenter?

fuck i hate living in a pkd book

Everything I've always dreamed of!

https://photos.reportinglive.com/p/2017-09-12/f1505241402.jpg

https://photos.reportinglive.com/p/2017-09-12/f1505241491.jpg

man idk. they shoulda just made this one the next update and skipped the 8-8+ incremental improvements.

looks like the X is gonna be mad unaffordable

My line of thought is that I bought my last iPhone 3 years back and I did want a new one, so I'll get an 8+ and wait at least two years for whatever inevitable weird problems the X has/creates to be addressed. Also I had banked enough for what I figured the X costs so hey, bonus.

yeah same ill prob get the 8+

no storage or sizing options??

$999 starting price

poor iPhone 9

oh 64 and 256

I just ordered a 7 with 256GB yesterday

to replace my 5S that finally ate it

Are they discontinuing the SE? I have nerve damage in my left hand and can't use it to hold a phone. I like small phone.

No the SE is still being offered.

so face ID - somebody who has your phone (let's say a cop) can just point your phone at your face and it'll unlock?

As an object this looks awful. What are all of these employees doing. There's no one who has any heft who can say this is bad?

yeah xp must be.

cops gonna love this phone

why would you even enable Face ID, is my question

I never enabled fingerprint unlocking, I'm sure as hell not enabling this

sounds pretty convenient imo

as per dayo's use case, a little too convenient

"Hello there."

"What?"

"You're in the room now. I saw you."

I mean DJP raises a good point -- is there an alternate way to sign on or not?

Passcode

I've downgraded from 7s+ to 6s and am pretty happy, especially having the headphone jack back. Pretty much the only thing I miss is the portrait camera, and that's all I like the look of in the X.

TBH, I'm sick of apps, pissed off by driven engagement, tired of my inability to focus on things because of insanely checking social media and getting pretty Luddite about how both I and other people use phones in public/work situations — it's like the meeting full of laptops, but everywhere, all the time.

What I think I really want is a dumb phone with WhatsApp and iMessage, plus maps and music. Seems like the new watch might be good for that, actually.

If only there was a portable camera as good as the one on the X looks.

Fujifilm X100F is somewhat portable.

New iPhone has facial recognition to unlock. Which means if white person programmed it, any black man can open any other black man's phone.

— Phillip Henry (@MajorPhilebrity) September 11, 2017

The one picture I've seen of the X looks interesting to me but a) give me a fukken headphone jack, and b) fuk u, Face ID

bascially paying a couple hundo more for face ID and the screen going to the edge?

"Hello there."

"What?"

"You're in the room now. I saw you."

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, September 12, 2017 7:13 PM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kinect for xbox one will do this and its fucking weird. I turned it off.

All I want is to be able to replace my SE with an identical phone with a newer SoC whenever this actually breaks or falls off the end of the software update conveyor belt.

The one picture I've seen of the X looks interesting to me but a) give me a fukken headphone jack, and b) fuk u, Face ID

― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Tuesday, September 12, 2017 7:27 PM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Those are two essential things. So it's not interesting at all, to me. They'll never bring back the jack, and biometric shenanigans will only advance. And if they can, Apple will use and embrace it. It won't matter in sales anyway.

I'm sticking with my 5S till they pry it from my cold dead hands. After that: no apple.

cosine all the <3 for the SE, it is the best

the OS is starting to get pretty long in the tooth tho

what's the last OS for the SE?

The new iOS has a thing where you can immediately lock it to require the passcode -- turns off Touch ID and the Face ID thing.

So if a cop gets within a hundred feet you turn it off

fuckin' lol at that tweet LBI posted though