suprisingly graphically
― na (NA), Monday, 11 September 2017 14:54 (six years ago) link
shutupandtakemymoney.jpg
so sick of hollywood thinking they understand story better than stephen king
― here's how **takes sip of duck urine** economics works (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 11 September 2017 14:56 (six years ago) link
Sewer orgy is basically the Tom Bombadil of It: the first thing any reasonable human would cut from an adaptation.
I did miss the cosmic mystical weirdness from the book. We don't even get to see It's "true" spider-like form but I assume they're saving that for the sequel. I did like Pennywise's glowing vagina dentata throat though. A suitable hint of the Lovecraftian.
Biggest sins of the movie IMO were shortchanging Mike Hanlon (the decision to give Ben all of Mike's Derry history stuff is baffling) and making the climax about rescuing Bev. That felt awfully forced.
Most of the other adaptation choices I could at least see the logic behind.
― The Marmadook (latebloomer), Monday, 11 September 2017 16:28 (six years ago) link
i've read the book so i'm not worried about spoilers, but i always felt like the best part of the novel was the hidden/not-so-hidden dark, murderous history of Derry that these kids are a bit aware of and then start to uncover more and see the pattern, King really deployed that to chilling effect in the book. it sounds like maybe that's not the case here so much?
― nomar, Monday, 11 September 2017 16:36 (six years ago) link
It's not totally baffling. Ben is the first person we encounter in the library in the book as well - dashing in to hide from Bowers and where he pens the haiku, I think. It makes a certain kind of sense why they consolidated all the library stuff into one character. I just wish it wasn't a choice they'd made.
― how's life, Monday, 11 September 2017 16:39 (six years ago) link
xp: they briefly gloss over stuff like the ironworks and the black spot. There is a mural of the Bradley Gang shootout on a wall in the town, which goes unmentioned. I think that's all.
― how's life, Monday, 11 September 2017 16:41 (six years ago) link
***SPOILER***Am I remembering it right that they basically beat It by hitting it with sticks***END SPOILER***
― streeps of range (wins), Monday, 11 September 2017 16:47 (six years ago) link
no they beat It by fucking
― flappy bird, Monday, 11 September 2017 16:52 (six years ago) link
i've read the book so i'm not worried about spoilers, but i always felt like the best part of the novel was the hidden/not-so-hidden dark, murderous history of Derry that these kids are a bit aware of and then start to uncover more and see the pattern, King really deployed that to chilling effect in the book. it sounds like maybe that's not the case here so much?― nomar, Monday, September 11, 2017 12:36 PM (sixteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― nomar, Monday, September 11, 2017 12:36 PM (sixteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yes this was my biggest disappointment. Derry isn't as much of a presence. the adults we do see are def fucked up & gross & creepy, but without digressions into history AND jumping back & forth in time & highlighting how the town goes through collective amnesia every 27 years, the depth of the evil of It pretty much vanishes.
― flappy bird, Monday, 11 September 2017 16:54 (six years ago) link
Ah so that's why it's called the lovers club xp
― streeps of range (wins), Monday, 11 September 2017 16:55 (six years ago) link
There is like one line where Ben Hanscomb says something like 'this place is different than any town I've ever lived in' and something about the murder rate in derry being whatever number of times the national average.
― how's life, Monday, 11 September 2017 17:03 (six years ago) link
there was a p good kid malapropism gag in this
― streeps of range (wins), Monday, 11 September 2017 17:08 (six years ago) link
do fuckfests really bring unity to teams?
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Monday, 11 September 2017 17:28 (six years ago) link
ask the 2005 minnesota vikings
― na (NA), Monday, 11 September 2017 17:39 (six years ago) link
― The Marmadook (latebloomer), Monday, 11 September 2017 17:28
I haven't read Tolkien but pictures of Bombadil make me wish he was in the films.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 11 September 2017 18:29 (six years ago) link
I am not completing that analogy
― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Monday, 11 September 2017 18:59 (six years ago) link
hahaeurrrgh
― here's how **takes sip of duck urine** economics works (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 11 September 2017 19:02 (six years ago) link
:D
― The Marmadook (latebloomer), Monday, 11 September 2017 19:05 (six years ago) link
The Ritual of Hahaeürrrgh
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 11 September 2017 19:07 (six years ago) link
Hey dol! Merry dol! Tom Bombadildo!
― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Monday, 11 September 2017 19:08 (six years ago) link
― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Monday, 11 September 2017 19:59
Please do, I'm not getting the joke.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 11 September 2017 19:18 (six years ago) link
Love this picturehttp://www.theimaginativeconservative.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Tom_Bombadil_2.jpg
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 11 September 2017 19:21 (six years ago) link
Funny website name too.
Thought this was mostly just mediocre, occasionally veering towards outright bad due to some really weird stylistic choices e.g. cheerful gore clean-up montage soundtracked by The Cure, slow-mo bully shouting "fuuuuuck yooooou", couple of others that don't spring to mind just now.
― Number None, Monday, 11 September 2017 19:31 (six years ago) link
oh yeah, Pennywise did the futterwacken too. That kind of took me out of it
― Number None, Monday, 11 September 2017 19:34 (six years ago) link
cheerful gore clean-up montage soundtracked by The Cure
oh yeah i forgot about this!
― na (NA), Monday, 11 September 2017 19:39 (six years ago) link
So many odd decisions, tho tbh those were what gave the movie any character.
― Anne of the Thousand Gays (Eric H.), Monday, 11 September 2017 19:48 (six years ago) link
I at least appreciated that they used a relatively obscure Cure song, in addition to the first verse of an XTC song. I can only imagine how heavy they would've leaned on the 80s references if it had been shot after Stranger Things came out.
― flappy bird, Monday, 11 September 2017 21:50 (six years ago) link
oh yeah, Pennywise did the futterwacken too. That kind of took me out of it― Number None, Monday, September 11, 2017 3:34 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Number None, Monday, September 11, 2017 3:34 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I thought I had made this comment here, but apparently it was while I was still fruitlessly trying to comment in the gawker media realm:
http://io9.gizmodo.com/he-looks-like-johnny-depp-as-the-mad-hatter-if-it-star-1785356078
― how's life, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 16:54 (six years ago) link
Never really liked how the turtle and It spoke like a jokey kooky uncle. Is that what eons old entities speak like?
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, September 12, 2017 12:03 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
King can only write in 3 voices, give him a break
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 00:18 (six years ago) link
you guys are a tough crowd, I thought this movie fuckin kicked ass
― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 11:56 (six years ago) link
Me 2
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 12:09 (six years ago) link
I watched about an hour of the TV movie yesterday and it was more consistent and had better pacing. The scary parts felt scarier for me too. The acting and the cinematography were better in the new one though.
― how's life, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 12:19 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DKQxpZFXUAU7OHj.jpg
― mookieproof, Thursday, 21 September 2017 17:06 (six years ago) link
That photo is more terrifying than his collected works
― Moodles, Thursday, 21 September 2017 17:08 (six years ago) link
why, are you scared of dams
― na (NA), Thursday, 21 September 2017 17:11 (six years ago) link
70 today
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 September 2017 17:24 (six years ago) link
the one good thing about that coiffure on SK is that it conceals his weird face shape
― harbinger of failure (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 21 September 2017 18:00 (six years ago) link
Is that extra zero a Maine Campus typo or some kind of clairvoyance?
― Brad C., Thursday, 21 September 2017 18:26 (six years ago) link
perhaps they are sprirtually gifted.
― how's life, Thursday, 21 September 2017 18:45 (six years ago) link
two imminent Netflix adaptations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twbGU2CqqQU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E_fT0aTsjI
― Number None, Sunday, 24 September 2017 18:22 (six years ago) link
gerald's game is a mike flanagan joint so it should be at least decent
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Sunday, 24 September 2017 19:46 (six years ago) link
but geralds game itself is bad so idk
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 September 2017 20:06 (six years ago) link
Any recommendations for authors whose books go down as easy as Stephen King's? He's been my go-to guy whenever I'm looking to turn my brain off for a while, but his books repeat themselves so much I can't justify reading too many more of them. Would love to get that fix somewhere else.
― Evan R, Monday, 25 September 2017 17:07 (six years ago) link
if you haven't read him, I'd say Elmore Leonard -- quick reads, extremely entertaining, likable characters, excellent villains.
― nomar, Monday, 25 September 2017 17:09 (six years ago) link
Any genre goes? or still horror?
xp yeah Elmore Leonard is a great example
― flappy bird, Monday, 25 September 2017 17:13 (six years ago) link
Any genre, so long as its a page turner. I like the horror/suspense elements in King's books but honestly it's the world building that draws me in. He just makes them all so leisurely. They're like hang-out books really
― Evan R, Monday, 25 September 2017 17:14 (six years ago) link
i was going to say the parker books by richard stark
― na (NA), Monday, 25 September 2017 17:15 (six years ago) link
which are much shorter than stephen king books but there are like 20 of them
― na (NA), Monday, 25 September 2017 17:16 (six years ago) link
I want to say Michael Crichton hits a similar 'quick & entertaining & requiring minimal effort' sweet spot but I haven't read his stuff in decades.
― Gewgaws for Meemaw (Old Lunch), Monday, 25 September 2017 17:16 (six years ago) link