brexit negging when yr mandate is is trash: or further chronicles of a garbage-fire

hoping TBlair is rended to a state of irrelevance very soon

Almost unbelievable how awful Blair is as elder statesman. He could definitely shit out some centrist bromides and be welcomed in the press, instead he just seems to be dedicated to advancing his very esoteric personal view on politics.

"le centre, c'est moi"

Chicken lasagne, anyone? With a side of boiled potatoes?

*boaks*

Just saw that on Guardian - pulls punch on whether they really were boiled though.

Crosby told the senior advisers, who had gathered to discuss the party’s strategy over a meal of chicken lasagne and potatoes: “By the way, mate, it’s not about being the change candidate, it’s about doing what people want.”

Hope he calls her 'Theresa Mate'.

The authors also reveal that May rarely visited party workers, fearing that Conservative HQ was “a pit of germs”. “There were quite a lot of germs flying around,” one Conservative source said.

is this to be taken literally?

maybe it's code for herpes?

A Germophobe eh? That'll be worth a Con bounce in Hartlepool for sure.

Tony Blair wanted British football league

irrelevant, trivial, but it really speaks to the man's character imo

that character being "clueless, controlling idiot" obv

Mr Blair said he believed merging the Scottish and English leagues would strengthen the bonds between the two nations after devolution.

But he said a British national football team would have been a "step too far".

let's bring the nations together by having a joint league! but then keep the nations apart by not having a uk national squad!

nothing brings communities together like club football, the man knows his stuff

can we not somehow persuade ISIS that he's their number 1 enemy or something?

cool britannia is a helluva drug

I would like a comprehensive list of the pro/con analyses that have been done regarding the UK national football squad

*remove bookmark from thread*

pro: Northern Ireland got some handy resources these days
con: Arlene Foster insists on playing sweeper herself (wearing #27)
pro: John Terry cries to death

(FAO David Squires)

I think a cold wet Tuesday night in Alloa beats a cold wet Tuesday night in Stoke hands down.

Home nations vs Away nations

I think a key element of any analysis should be "this has fuck all to do with the government"

Brexit bill power grab is cool but let's laugh at Venezuela instead

Fighting talk! Osborne won't rest til May "is chopped up in bags in my freezer", he's reportedly told allies. https://t.co/h3kdrrKCly

— Lucy Fisher (@LOS_Fisher) September 13, 2017

syntax in this tweet is (deliberately?) such a pitch-perfect clickhole imitation

the opening sentence of the linked piece on the other hand is weirdly reminiscent of the John Lanchester's Capital thread:

At a little after 6.30, nearly every weekday morning, George Osborne — 46 years old, tall, rich, boyish, tieless — takes the bus from Notting Hill in west London, where he lives, to Kensington High Street, where he works, orders his breakfast to take away from Leon, arrives at the marbled and airy headquarters of the London Evening Standard, takes the lift to the second floor, enters his corner office, and sets about destroying his political enemies.

lol

I don't think Osborne has actually turned the LES into a must-read, esquire.co.uk.

yep, couldn't gaf about intraparty Tory vendettas being conducted in some shitty downmarket rag. Might be "must-read" for Gideon's mummy and various other bullingdon club chums.

"My political enemies, let me show you them" squeakles former multiple GQ Politician of the Year and Leon quaffing Grenfell culpable metro leet fake job whore Gidderz.

orders his breakfast to take away from Leon

Leon presumably being the malnourished 5-year-old son of an unemployed single mum?

LOL Leon founded by posh af West London cheffy types including Henry Dimbleby.

not particularly nice either tho i'm a 1 banana for breakfast guy.

don't know if I fancy brown sauce on a breakfast

brown sauce on a banana, ruined my own lame joke thru tired eyes and brain

So May is planning to try and end run around the whole Brexit process by convincing all the other EEA members to sign up to a have-cake-eat-it “New EEA” on Britain’s terms? It’s the most batshit attempt yet.

I’m starting to realise there are elements that *genuinely believe* they need us more than we need them and that we can dictate. This is lunacy.

Oops

1. Our intel is that May is going to announce in her speech that she's to give formal notice to leave the EEA.

— The Leave Alliance (@LeaveHQ) September 12, 2017

4. She's not going to walk away, but it will be a take it or leave it offer. Either take it or we walk.

*smart smiling guy pointing to head meme*

please let us stay in or we will force you to let us leave

okay folks, it's heads-on-pikes time - grab your fucking pitchforks and get ready to storm parliament

Jacob Rees-Mogg has described the increased prevalence of food banks as a “rather uplifting” show of charity, arguing the only reason for the rise in their use is that the former Labour government did not tell people they existed.

“I think there is good within food banks and the real reason for the rise in numbers is that people know that they’re there, and Labour deliberately wouldn’t tell them,” the Conservative backbencher told LBC radio.

[...]

Challenged by a caller about the increased use of food banks – the Trussell Trust, Britain’s biggest food bank network, said it handed out record amounts of supplies last year, in part due to increased benefit delays – Rees-Mogg argued they fulfilled a vital function.

“I don’t think the state can do everything,” he said. “It tries to provide a base of welfare that should allow people to make ends meet during the course of the week, but on some occasions that will not work.

“And to have charitable support given by people voluntarily to support their fellow citizens, I think is rather uplifting and shows what a good, compassionate country we are.”

Rees-Mogg said the reason more people were using food banks was a Conservative reversal of a previous Labour policy to stop people knowing they existed.

“Food banks pre-date the Conservative government and crucially, the change that took place was that the Conservative government allowed Jobcentre Plus to tell people that food banks existed,” he said.

“And the former Labour government would not tell them – and that was a policy decision to stop people knowing that there was help available.”

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/sep/14/jacob-rees-mogg-increased-use-food-banks-rather-uplifting

he knows what he's doing, the same way Gove used to enjoy trolling the teachers

Absolutely, he's an evil Tory scumbag, after all.

Maybe if May was a bit posher and a man, she wouldn't need to hide from public debates, and could get away with talking lots of unchallenged fallacious bullshit as well. Nobody interrupts him when he goes into rinse mode, but most (especially the bbc) seem to have a lot of time for his schtick.

Friends in the press, please highlight his City/VC career whenever possible.

I expect it was some good old jolly-hockey-sticks Tory niceness and reversal of Labour conspiracy that also led to my local supermarket putting a food bank donations basket near the checkout, and positioning a food bank on my walk home where I might see it every day

not much more pernicious than the tory tactic of celebrating volunteer work or community spirit at the same time as creating circumstances in which civilian human decency must fill the hole created by the state's utter lack of the same.

"we're all in this together"

In abuse debate, Con MP Bob Stewart says his son's teacher told class no-one should talk to him because his dad's a Tory

right on!

from the mouths of babes etc

it's odd that nationalism so often goes hand in hand with an inability to identify with/take pride in welfare run by the state

Would that be 'Bonking' Bob Stewart bellyaching about his brats?

not only a philandering amoral Tory scummer, but also someone who believed torture served a good purpose in NI.

Are you fucking mental? https://t.co/H2qxjJCTAv

— Sir Lynton Crosby (@LyntonSpins) September 15, 2017

I'm going to cancel Netflix and negotiate with each film producer separately, to get the best deal for me and my family #Brexit

— David Osler (@finance_LL) September 14, 2017