start a victory garden and ration your IRRATIONALLY ANGRY feelings, part 3

when tenants above you pound the floor. nothing makes me angrier

gooooooooooooooood I hate that

i think the kids are over upstairs. unfortunately i just take it, instead of blasting noise

https://i.imgur.com/1BdMGCs.jpg

Hep design ruined by poor reflection.

UK Bullitt

Back in the late seventies I lived above an older single woman. I would spend the evening sitting quietly in a chair reading a book until perhaps 11 pm at which time I'd stand up and move about a bit, getting ready to go to bed, setting the woman below me to pounding the ceiling with a broom handle. I finally knocked on her door and explained that I'd tried walking around without placing my feet on the floor, but nothing I'd tried had worked and I was open to suggestions.

^ I weighed about 135 lbs at the time.

not for long with such a sedentary lifestyle I bet

xxxp Mirror Signal Manoeuvre Burn Rubber

I just saw someone on Twitter asking how people "recreate joy and gratitude every day" and I kind of want to sprout venom-dripping fangs and tear out his throat. I mean, just a little.

I was walking down By the sea today and there's gates to enclose the path. Cyclists are in both lanes and totally not paying attention to lanes. Shit

I am IA that someone in the SCPA decided that, of all the possible names for a giant iguana, they'd choose "Iggy".

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/sep/15/iggy-the-giant-iguana-rescued-after-being-found-in-scottish-layby

People who don't pronounce words the proper way. Like, they say the word as if it's spelled a completely different way. Example: saying the word, "button" as if it were spelled with an i, not an o. And then, to top it off, it seems like they go out of their way to make the most of their ill pronunciation. So, it comes out like "butt-in." And, overwhelmingly, this is native english speakers who have no excuse.

A true moment of irrational anger this week: when I suddenly realized my over-ear headphones were switched around (because a solo was playing in the wrong ear).

nb: the spelling of a word in English isn't necessarily a good guide to its pronunciation

Always mad at people riding bikes with no hands, but extra angry when they are egregious about it. Like, hands in their pockets, or (impressive or not) the guy I was biking behind the other day who was air drumming while biking. Yeah, that takes balance, good for you, but at the same time, why tempt fate? Why add an extra step or two if you need to brake or swerve? This dude was all chill and air drumming, but he was also going so slow, and I couldn't pass him without startling him and getting closer to traffic and putting us both at risk because he was so into his music, air drumming along.

Incidentally, when I was up in Canada I learned it's apparently illegal to bike with headphones on. Canada=rational.

i probably complained about this before and i'm not one of those people who feels they have a right to park right in front of their house but whenever i have that spot and i leave for a short time, my neighbor goes and moves her car into it. it's like she's watching out the window for me to leave. today she did it and she was parked about 100 ft away before. weird.

Where I grew up, the proper response to that would be to slash her tires

Irrational in the sense that I spose I am a bit of a control freak: we have 2 dishwashers in our fancy new work kitchen, and yet people persist in just rinsing off a plate/cup/spoon and putting in the dishrack.

More irrationally, I get mad at these people because they toss the spoons into the rack bit where the plates go instead of popping them into the cutlery holder. ARE YOU LOT SAVAGES? I swear some people I work with must have maids or wives who do all the work at home.

That's probably the best you can hope for in a work kitchen.

Compared to our old work kitchen it certainly is - at least this one being brand new and fancy is making people take a bit more care and not leave 2 week old slimy mugs in the sink :/

Hulu's new Roku app is a UI nightmare

to follow up on my last IA about the grocery baskets, people who throw theirs in the stack under the conveyor belt but allow it to sit at an angle so no one can stack anything on top of it without properly fitting it in first are THE WORST

otm

ppl who just assume you are up to speed on everything in their lives always, no matter how much time has passed

my friend always starts her conversations in the middle, like "i am so stressed about the trip" etc

WHAT TRIP? we havent spoken in a month, what are you talking about.

she's completely detail/noun deficient. it's maddening.

My mother does that to me all the time lol. We only speak once a fortnight or so and she assumes I just know eeeeverything that happened with Mrs smith up the street and her carbuncle.

lol

yeah my folks travel interstate about once a month and expect me to know which dates they're leaving and coming back on this the 8th trip of the year, in the middle of the zillion things going on in my life

Occasionally I have the urge to say to my dad, remember when you were 47 and midcareer with teenage kids and working a job with lots of commitments and pressure, now imagine your mother asking whether you might like to catch up over lunch in the middle of the work week.

holy shit the cat's in the cradle

My mother does that to me all the time lol.

― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, September 21, 2017 11:32 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ppl using the the grave accent as an opening quote mark

Whenever I hear someone drive by with an extremely loud decked-out motor I feel nothing but uncontrollable fuming contempt toward whoever's driving that car. It's like what you think you're so cool and powerful and rich that you have to show off your masculine prowess with your fancy ass motor that makes the most godawful obnoxious noise on the road? Get the fuck out of here with that showoff-ey bullshit

People who say "on my way" and mean "im still brushing my teeth"

https://i.makeagif.com/media/12-11-2015/svFjB4.gif

lol trayce i knew what that was before i opened it <3

"we need a meter reading from you". ok, that's fine, saves sending a man out.

but i got 3 different popups from the website when trying to fill in one lousy text box. "would you like a smart meter?" "would you like to chat now?" "would you like to give feedback?"

actually, yes to that last one. stop interrupting me when i'm trying to help you.

that last one is disgusting. "how did we do????" uh how about fucking off and doing the thing first?

web sites do that all the time the second you load the page, jesus christ just piss off

my old work wanted to do that with the website i was responsible for. i said we should let people look at a few pages first, but i never got through to them. in the end i quit for other reasons, but they never built the nag screen because they stopped doing everything because i wasn't there to run the fucking thing, so i think that means i won.

You're a hero. Vast swathes of the internets are dead to me. All the pop-ups, all the newsletters, all the paywalls, more goddamn pop-ups. Fuck it, I wanna burn the internet to all hell.

(the 'feedback' popup did appear immediately after i'd submitted the reading. the 'chat' popup was actually a pop-under that appeared whilst i was filling in the feedback popup)

when the bank does this it scares me. i'm trying to transfer my rent here and you want to chat? at least i can adblock the animations.

bank is also terrible for menu rollovers - go to click on the login button at the top, mouseover their 'menu bar' and 3/4s of a page worth of options flashes up and then disappears.

Clicking any phrase that doesn't say "E-mail" and having my long-forgotten Mail app pop up because the link was an email address. Even "Contact Us" shouldn't be linked to an email.

Just clicked "Start Now" on a website and had that happen.

Was it a website that teaches you how to e-mail?

No, it was an online service that tests to see if your Mail app still works, but that's beside the point.

I know, it was a poor attempt at a joke.

I wouldn't know what that would look like.

that fucking ringtone that sounds like U2 arrrrgh

co-worker has a "Bad to the Bone" ringtone that drives me up the wall.

Had one of those too.

And neither the co-worker nor the ringtone was.