hey gawker dudes. what the fuck is wrong with you?

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it's bad that we can't be mean to carpet_kramer anymore imo

flopson, Friday, 8 September 2017 04:16 (six years ago) link

I intend to be mean to all of you for the weekend

El Tomboto, Friday, 8 September 2017 04:18 (six years ago) link

Whatever Tomboto, you're the one with the gripe, and I never knew who you even were. Be mean, I don't give a shit, but I'll be mean right back, the kind that you just saw rattle Tomboto's brain. I've been holding back too much, really.

carpet_kaiser, Friday, 8 September 2017 04:54 (six years ago) link

Ah screw it, I don't need this shit.

carpet_kaiser, Friday, 8 September 2017 04:57 (six years ago) link

jus chiiiiil

tha frash prance (alomar lines), Friday, 8 September 2017 05:03 (six years ago) link

"grim reapah!" burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb

Neanderthal, Friday, 8 September 2017 06:59 (six years ago) link

El tomboto used to be tombot fyi

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Friday, 8 September 2017 07:24 (six years ago) link

i thought he was Edward James Olmos

Neanderthal, Friday, 8 September 2017 07:26 (six years ago) link

That was luna

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Friday, 8 September 2017 07:29 (six years ago) link

what brought out strongman tombot

can we get back to "emotion lotion"

mh, Friday, 8 September 2017 14:02 (six years ago) link

guys, http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 8 September 2017 14:25 (six years ago) link

I've been holding back too much, really.

lol I definitely recommend getting banned slightly quicker this time

streeps of range (wins), Friday, 8 September 2017 14:28 (six years ago) link

hey mh: YOU GOT THE GOODS

maura, Friday, 8 September 2017 16:56 (six years ago) link

lol

mh, Friday, 8 September 2017 19:23 (six years ago) link

so the superstar machine thing came to mind last week, and i genuinely hope it was just me hearing about a weird cult thing and then reading something that reminded me of it and not a real reference

finally went back and finished melissa broder's "so sad today" book that she did after having some success with the twitter account and there's a brief aside where, becoming sober, she says she ended up finding a group that helped and to contact her via email if you have any questions about it

i mean, i'm 99% sure it's AA or a similar meeting group, but there was this jarring "oh no what if she's actually involved with this superstar thing" moment! hearing about groups like this always plants that seed of doubt, wondering who all these people meeting are and if i'd know of them

mh, Monday, 11 September 2017 19:57 (six years ago) link

lol at Tombot going h on carpet_k here and then being Captain Save-a-Stevolende two days later

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Monday, 11 September 2017 22:09 (six years ago) link

It's a strange one alright even tho obv it's not a total parallel

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Monday, 11 September 2017 22:19 (six years ago) link

blame flopson

El Tomboto, Monday, 11 September 2017 22:29 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

the John Cook send-off is a good read. I've really enjoyed all of their roast posts for departing staff. Denton might be a bit of an asshat, but he did allow a lot of very good and smart people to inhabit what seems to have been an incredibly collegial environment under frequently terrible circumstances (often self-inflicted, as many of these godspeed pieces have suggested, and as this thread itself generally argues)

https://specialprojectsdesk.kinja.com/how-can-you-mend-a-broken-shitheart-1819115519

El Tomboto, Saturday, 14 October 2017 05:50 (six years ago) link

i love the roasts/send-offs

gbx, Saturday, 14 October 2017 21:49 (six years ago) link

nick denton was the best boss i ever had who i wasn't already friends with

maura, Sunday, 15 October 2017 02:08 (six years ago) link

at least when he was selling off idolator he was honest about why, you know? instead of being a shithead about it

maura, Sunday, 15 October 2017 02:09 (six years ago) link

That’s cool. Never met the guy.

I’ve learned there’s often a chasm between good boss and good employee. And when the latter concept starts squeezing on the former, the turnover rate almost reaches the spectrum of human hearing.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 15 October 2017 02:20 (six years ago) link

john cook wrote a book about superchunk so while i don't know him i <3 him

'fuck you'

mookieproof, Sunday, 15 October 2017 06:50 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

so that shitty media men list huh

, Monday, 30 October 2017 02:43 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

$32,724 pledged of $500,000 goal

Maybe we overemphasized the importance of Gawker?

Allen (etaeoe), Monday, 11 December 2017 23:32 (six years ago) link

it's two days into a 30 day pledge drive and I've only seen a little bit of coverage, let alone the further information explaining who is behind it and what the plan of action would be should they raise the funds

mh, Monday, 11 December 2017 23:35 (six years ago) link

my guess is that they'll soon be announcing private investors to pair w/ the publicly raised money bcuz 500k doesn't get you very far in trying to buy a website, especially this one

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 December 2017 01:22 (six years ago) link

i meant to say "even this one" ha -- $1 million might get it done (for the record i'm guessing completely & have no insider info on how much the site would realistically go for)

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 December 2017 01:23 (six years ago) link

Hi sarge

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 01:51 (six years ago) link

are these people legit as buyers or as people to coordinate a group of buyers, is what I’m wondering

haven’t looked around on twitter but I’d expect a legit effort to have at least a subtle sign-on by the bigger names

mh, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 02:24 (six years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Reuters: Peter Thiel has made an offer to buy Gawker

— Jon Swaine (@jonswaine) January 11, 2018

mookieproof, Thursday, 11 January 2018 21:06 (six years ago) link

ffs what a shithead

pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 11 January 2018 21:25 (six years ago) link

Lol

infinity (∞), Thursday, 11 January 2018 21:31 (six years ago) link

@GawkerMedia
#BREAKING: Peter Thiel, Genius, Saves Journalism

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 11 January 2018 22:00 (six years ago) link

*snort*

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 January 2018 13:25 (six years ago) link

I hope multiple somebodies have the Gawker archives backed up somewhere.

WilliamC, Friday, 12 January 2018 13:58 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

he won't

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 26 February 2018 16:39 (six years ago) link

a chain of links off that led to the "On Smarm" article and hoo boy this argument did not age well:

One of the silliest or most misguided notions that David Denby frets about, in denouncing snark, is that "the lowest, most insinuating and insulting side threatens to win national political campaigns." This is more or less the opposite of the case.

algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Monday, 26 February 2018 17:56 (six years ago) link

I guess it's the opposite of the case in that they don't threaten to win national campaigns, they actually do win

algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Monday, 26 February 2018 17:56 (six years ago) link

Spotted in the cement in Williamsburg pic.twitter.com/Vp8TvZbw8J

— MJ Franklin (@heyitsfranklin2) March 4, 2018


And shout out to the woman who was standing next to me, also taking a photo of this cement note, who turned to me and said “we’re both trash”

I’ve never felt so seen

— MJ Franklin (@heyitsfranklin2) March 4, 2018

how's life, Monday, 5 March 2018 20:38 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

I'm so happy to hear that Peter Teal would like to take a meeting. I feel very optimistic about the future.

— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 25, 2018

mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 April 2018 19:37 (six years ago) link

kanye-watching media twitter, once kanye goes alt-right: "well you see it's kind of complicated"

kanye-watching media twitter, once kanye mentions the one alt-right dude mostly known for suing the media: "OH NO"

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Wednesday, 25 April 2018 19:41 (six years ago) link

I guess Peter Orange is the evil twin who's building villain fortresses in the middle of the ocean.

.38 Special K - 'Hold On Muesli' (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 April 2018 19:43 (six years ago) link

peter teal deer

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Wednesday, 25 April 2018 19:44 (six years ago) link

We need a “splinternews folks. is everything okay?” thread

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 25 April 2018 19:47 (six years ago) link

^ lol

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Wednesday, 25 April 2018 19:49 (six years ago) link


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