Like it or not, ready or not - it's NFL 2017 Week One

good to know brady can juuuust about still throw those ones

that time in every nfl game when there's 15 penalties in a row

Nah, they have to protect these guys

― Moodles, Thursday, September 7, 2017 11:15 PM (thirty-nine seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they have to protect back leg hits, but kicking leg? fuck it, you're a professional kicker.

getting two penalties in their favor on a punt and STILL not getting a 1st down out of it seems like a very chiefs thing to do

lol nice try

"Tom's GPS don't work." Good one, Al.

amazing how chiefs have had 1000 penalties and horrendous kick returns and still well in with a shot of winning this

oh and -1 on turnovers too

eh, chiefs being competent in the regular season + pats having a ton of personnel things to figure out makes this a game; it is what it is

fucking hell

annnnnd that was a really bad play

Jesus

no better way to start the season than giving up multiple 80y alex smith td passes

pats disorganization on defense in the early season seems v typical

for sure tho i think there are real personnel questions this time

nope

who did they really lose in the offseason on defense? logan ryan, ninkovich..

wow this is not how i expected this game to turn out. v welcome tbh.

chiefs generally play the pats tough and pats have some depth probs. i wouldn't have bet on this but it's not crazy

the spread was something like +8 - i really thought about putting some money on KC to cover, now i wish i had

man i don't think ive seen pats look this bad since uh .. last time they played kansas city

OOF

https://media.vanityfair.com/photos/5481571698f2d00004ac89ab/master/h_590,c_limit/elevator_Bob.gif

ppl were making fun of that nfl network feature where they gave kc the head coach advantage but andy reid delivered, despite his players in some respects

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DI2HATDUEAAmtnf.jpg

ooh, maybe i should have watched this

The #NFL is back -- the perfect militaristic sport for a dying corporate empire. I think the Pats repeat.

— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) September 8, 2017

well when you put it *that* way....

Browns winning the time of possession game.

I'm is a restaurant that has the eagles game on
HOLY SHIT DARREN SPROLES IS STILL PLAYING IN THE LEAGUE

I LOVE NFL DOUCHEBAGS ROSTER: PART I, ED HOCHULI

fuck the r*dsk*ns

ouch eagles that was p bad

eagles lost their best cb the secondary is a mess now there's no depth at the position.

that's a catch smh

has a quaterback ever been benched after halftime of the first game yet

Bears D was hanging with Atlanta but just gave up the big one and probably put the game out of reach.

On the Andy Reid coaching skills comments from Thursday, he's a great coach until his club needs to run 2 minute drill. His teams have always seemed to be bad in those situations.

what the heck is going on with cincy?

Bears making it interesting. Howard dropped the potential winning TD. One play to go.

Romo debuted on CBS commentary team for Titans v Raiders today with Jim Nantz...he's not bad! Shades of Chucky, v excitable :D

damn sight better than Ronde Barber but tbf that is an incredibly low bar

i honestly didn't realize tony romo retired

eagles-racists was a bad game but a good outcome :)

josh mccown threw 4.8y/attempt and 2 ints and somehow there were at least 2 other qb starters today who were clearly worse than him

presumably automatic ejection for any player committing a foul that wipes a big guy td

seahawks running at < 1y/play in first quarter. that pick 6 would've been p helpful

Hekker is incredible.. he just attempted a punt that folks only do in practice #RespectTheArt pic.twitter.com/PYjrn3y8P9

— Pat McAfee (@PatMcAfeeShow) September 10, 2017

that is p sick

very weird use of "folks" in that tweet

mcafee was a punter so i think he's using that to include himself

Like those rams unis

"you'll forgive us tonight if we just talk about him as a football player."

it's hard for me to believe the dallas defense is shut out good this year. otoh it is quite easy to believe that the giants offense is trash without OBJ

holy shit @ that Beasley catch. never seen one quite like that.