Like it or not, ready or not - it's NFL 2017 Week One

same damn guy fucking up on special teams!

Didn't realize Marsh came over from Seattle. He's a big Magic: The Gathering fanatic!

lol for real?

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new favorite player

that was a v good drive

lol how did they let that happen

tyreek the freak

looks like kc knew they would get that. pats seem to be fielding nickel and dime safeties every play, where the hell did they all go

lol houston single handedly wrecking NE since the half

ah fuck

Well, it was a short season

gillislee x3

xpost was that re hightower

Hoping/expecting nothing major for #Hightower.
Rolled up on always = worry for MCL or high ankle.
New use of medical tent provides mystery. https://t.co/PiNbn2EC4f

— David J. Chao, MD (@ProFootballDoc) September 8, 2017

wow they suckered them in on that. league #1 special teams have not looked too hot tonight.

hightower p much worst non-brady loss possible for this team. but he usually misses 2-3 games, hopefully no more than that this time too. we'll see.

lol for the record there was a whole pregame interview with travis kelce where he swore up and down he wouldn't do this bullshit anymore

i missed it what did he do?

trey flowers has had a hell of a game btw

i missed it what did he do?

― Mordy, Thursday, September 7, 2017 11:09 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it was a dumb taunting penalty coming out of a pile-up

yes flowers will be huge this year

apparently kelce's taunting call was for a groin punch?? did they show it?

fucking hell

for christ's sakes maybe kc should block better on punts; this is ridiculous

They really hate that kicker!

i don't really like the running into the kicker rule b/c....these are football plays. they've been close to blocking colquitt a couple times tonight

Nah, they have to protect these guys

good to know brady can juuuust about still throw those ones

that time in every nfl game when there's 15 penalties in a row

Nah, they have to protect these guys

― Moodles, Thursday, September 7, 2017 11:15 PM (thirty-nine seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they have to protect back leg hits, but kicking leg? fuck it, you're a professional kicker.

getting two penalties in their favor on a punt and STILL not getting a 1st down out of it seems like a very chiefs thing to do

lol nice try

"Tom's GPS don't work." Good one, Al.

amazing how chiefs have had 1000 penalties and horrendous kick returns and still well in with a shot of winning this

oh and -1 on turnovers too

eh, chiefs being competent in the regular season + pats having a ton of personnel things to figure out makes this a game; it is what it is

fucking hell

annnnnd that was a really bad play

Jesus

no better way to start the season than giving up multiple 80y alex smith td passes

pats disorganization on defense in the early season seems v typical

for sure tho i think there are real personnel questions this time

nope

who did they really lose in the offseason on defense? logan ryan, ninkovich..

wow this is not how i expected this game to turn out. v welcome tbh.

chiefs generally play the pats tough and pats have some depth probs. i wouldn't have bet on this but it's not crazy

the spread was something like +8 - i really thought about putting some money on KC to cover, now i wish i had

man i don't think ive seen pats look this bad since uh .. last time they played kansas city

OOF

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