abysmal real names

Now, "Woody Cox," that's a name

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gwXJsWHupg

just popping in to irksomely voice my distaste for bumps of this thread that involve names which are simply scurrilous or which otherwise anglicise humorously. this is abysmal real names. please try to get it.

No wonder no-one posts to this thread anymore.

Jizz Hornkamp

Corb Lund

counterpoint: jizz hornkamp is good not bad

At a bank where I worked we had "Shona Dick" in the card files.

there is a tennis player called Tennys ffs

take it to the nominative determinism thread

Ant Bacon

Horst Overdick.

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no

rising London-based cricketer Will Jacks

Local baptist pastor m@tt lillicr@p

Chase Knobbe

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joyce_Manor

Jennifer Dypw1ck

Dying rn.

I encountered the last name 'Titsworth' for the first time yesterday.

Splinter de Mooij

"The US ambassador to Myanmar, Scot Marciel, said the decision was “deeply troubling”. Dan Chugg, Britain’s ambassador to Myanmar, said he was extremely disappointed by the verdict."

I recall a substitute teacher coming through the halls of the primary school I used to work in whose surname was "Bigrigg." It didn't help that she was definitely on the heavyset side of the spectrum.

I had a substitute teacher named Suzanne Dull
Ms Dull to us

Correction -- she was a student teacher not a sub

In catholic grade school, Father Krapfl.

until last year there was a teacher at my son's school literally named Miss Booty

wrong thread tho obv

lol was she apprentice to Miss Thang?

Was watching a Truffaut film this afternoon and came across a Philippe Leotard

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0529645/

I was not aware until this morning that 'Hawdon' was a real last name possessed by real and very unfortunate people.

Buffy Wicks
Jovanka Beckles

AND THEY HATE EACH OTHER

Brown Ferguson

^ And it's not a reference to two famous racial segregation cases decided by the Supreme Court? Also weird because Michael Brown was shot & killed in Ferguson, MO.

gill-ermo del toro

xp. it's a scottish guy, born in 1981, so completely unrelated

Brown Ferguson sounds like it should have a really NSFW Urban Dictionary entry

Delissa Kimmince

j0hn cockad@y

Keeps the doctor away, so I hear.

Baroness Garden of Frognal

can some of you pls just start 'prurient real names' already

Josh Groban

Justi*n Sukup (must have been tough in grade school)

Ross Voss

I see freeway signs for a car dealer named Krap0hl and found out recently that one the founders was named Harold who I really hope he went by "harry" at some point in his life.

Turner E. Hubby

Duckens Nazon

Chasten Buttigieg

I really thought his name was Buttleg until today

Platt D. Babbitt

19th century photographer who took pictures of a guy while he was spending 18 hours hanging on to a branch before dying down niagara falls after a failed rescue, and then sold it in his tourist trap shop!

My friend has a business meeting with a Đildo tomorrow - apparently a Croatian first name. I would have thought that if you're based in London you would surely go by a different name.