worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

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that looks like a pretzel fish tried to eat english food, died, and then they dredged it out of the bay and stuck it in the oven for 12 minutes at 425

El Tomboto, Sunday, 3 September 2017 03:24 (six years ago) link

i'm hungry af and that looks p good to me idk

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 3 September 2017 03:25 (six years ago) link

oh I'd eat it too but the key aspects of my experience would be hot sauce and strong drink

come to think, those are the key ingredients in most of my favorite prandial actions

El Tomboto, Sunday, 3 September 2017 03:34 (six years ago) link

rip quincie

.oO (silby), Sunday, 3 September 2017 04:20 (six years ago) link

oh no they have been converted to the ways of the Fieri

Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 September 2017 04:35 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/oEE39no.jpg

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 05:08 (six years ago) link

I alive

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 05:08 (six years ago) link

99 problems and dessert aint one

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 3 September 2017 05:09 (six years ago) link

Much drink menu happened. Headed home now to die a little bit.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 05:10 (six years ago) link

Harbl so awesome, thank u guy 4 brings us together

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 05:11 (six years ago) link

Needs so much water mow

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 05:13 (six years ago) link

Mow Mow Uprising

El Tomboto, Sunday, 3 September 2017 05:19 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/Sf1CXQH.jpg

THE END

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 05:22 (six years ago) link

rip quincie, u died a hero imo

Wesley Shackleton explained "look at that beast." (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 3 September 2017 05:33 (six years ago) link

you know when you wake up in the middle of the night and you have that taste in your mouth that is a combination of alcohol dehydration and i ate way too much sugar

assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 3 September 2017 13:39 (six years ago) link

q was like "oh the guy fieri store is closed!" then ran off to the bathroom. then the bartender, the poor guy fieri bartender, asked ME, "oh i can get in there, do you want any guy merch?"

assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 3 September 2017 13:45 (six years ago) link

I drank like a gallon of water throughout the night. But I woke up with nary a bellyache!

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 13:47 (six years ago) link

i have heartburn

assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 3 September 2017 15:37 (six years ago) link

Sounds like a fruitful expedition. So, what Guy merch did you buy?

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Sunday, 3 September 2017 16:48 (six years ago) link

wake-up call from Guy

Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 September 2017 16:50 (six years ago) link

Remember, he doesn't make money from his food: you can't make a profit with that much donkey sauce. It's the branded wallet chains and shot glasses that help pay for little Fieri's braces and piano lessons.

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Sunday, 3 September 2017 16:58 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/eIMKD5y.1jpg

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 22:18 (six years ago) link

oops

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 22:19 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/eIMKD5y.jpg

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 22:19 (six years ago) link

That's a cocktail napkin, but also the design of the cloth dinner napkins. Not actually available at the closed merch store, tho.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 22:20 (six years ago) link

Here's the Vegas Fries, which were actually my favorite thing I think:

https://i.imgur.com/eIMKD5y.jpg

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 22:20 (six years ago) link

dammit

https://i.imgur.com/eIMKD5y.jpg

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 22:21 (six years ago) link

FUCK

https://i.imgur.com/TmdlRxu.jpg

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 22:21 (six years ago) link

The blue-sabi was actually quite nice!

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 22:22 (six years ago) link

The bright red drink in the middle was actually OK! We ordered a second one!

https://i.imgur.com/PKpbbF2.jpg

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 22:23 (six years ago) link

In the background you can see the FROZEN SHOT DISPENSER. Frozen shots were actually the biggest disappointment of the night. Somehow I was convinced that the shots would be the consistency of a slushy; instead, they were just cold. shots.

https://i.imgur.com/5oa9M0p.jpg

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 22:25 (six years ago) link

Cheesecake challenge is best enjoyed with red wine, apparently:

https://i.imgur.com/oEE39no.jpg

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 22:27 (six years ago) link

That dessert looks frightening.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 3 September 2017 23:48 (six years ago) link

it was so enormous. it had crunchy things made of clustered potato chips, which quincie hammered apart with the spoon.

assawoman bay (harbl), Monday, 4 September 2017 00:24 (six years ago) link

Yeah sorry about that, I was pretty aggressive but man, those things were hard!

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 4 September 2017 00:43 (six years ago) link

I think the cheesecake filling was quite OK, good texture and not too sweet. But the crust was shit. Mostly I was grateful that it wasn't a a huge amorphous blob with a bag of old bay Utz potato chips dumped on top.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 4 September 2017 00:44 (six years ago) link

How was the crab

.oO (silby), Monday, 4 September 2017 00:46 (six years ago) link

it all looks like stuff i would eat imo

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 September 2017 00:52 (six years ago) link

Crab fondue did not happen. We were three mortals and had to make some tough choices :(

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 4 September 2017 00:56 (six years ago) link

this is good #content, thx for your sacrifice quincie

Wesley Shackleton explained "look at that beast." (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 4 September 2017 10:24 (six years ago) link

i mourn the uneaten crab fondue

and resolve perhaps some day to make my own

imago, Monday, 4 September 2017 10:39 (six years ago) link

this doesn't count right List your culinary disasters.

imago, Monday, 4 September 2017 10:41 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

http://www.upworthy.com/a-bbq-rig-appeared-outside-a-wildfire-shelter-a-famous-chef-was-cooking-inside?c=ufb1

This fucker has plenty of sins to atone for, so this is a start.

I want to change my display name (dan m), Tuesday, 17 October 2017 00:21 (six years ago) link

not revealed: the fire was his out of control bbq pit

mh, Tuesday, 17 October 2017 00:22 (six years ago) link

lol

I want to change my display name (dan m), Tuesday, 17 October 2017 00:23 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Inside FieriCon, the World's Only Guy Fieri-Themed Bar Crawl.

https://munchies.vice.com/en_us/article/evbwme/inside-fiericon-the-worlds-only-guy-fieri-themed-bar-crawl?utm_source=dmfb

nickn, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 00:17 (six years ago) link

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference."

“That Colt 45 is starting to sneak up on me.”

nickn, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 00:21 (six years ago) link

Yikes

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 04:00 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK6zuii2OLI
you want it to be one way but it's not it's the other way

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 1 December 2017 21:46 (six years ago) link

four weeks pass...

An era ends

https://ny.eater.com/2017/12/28/16827086/guys-american-kitchen-bar-closing-nyc

Ned Raggett, Friday, 29 December 2017 04:48 (six years ago) link


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