worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

lookin' good, kids

Lol

GIT THAT FLAVOR

HAY LAYDEEZ

WHERE DAT ENTREE AT

Motley que

https://imgur.com/a/jxjvq

is there a sauce for the fries y/n

Y

that looks like a pretzel fish tried to eat english food, died, and then they dredged it out of the bay and stuck it in the oven for 12 minutes at 425

i'm hungry af and that looks p good to me idk

oh I'd eat it too but the key aspects of my experience would be hot sauce and strong drink

come to think, those are the key ingredients in most of my favorite prandial actions

rip quincie

oh no they have been converted to the ways of the Fieri

https://i.imgur.com/oEE39no.jpg

I alive

99 problems and dessert aint one

Much drink menu happened. Headed home now to die a little bit.

Harbl so awesome, thank u guy 4 brings us together

Needs so much water mow

Mow Mow Uprising

https://i.imgur.com/Sf1CXQH.jpg

THE END

rip quincie, u died a hero imo

you know when you wake up in the middle of the night and you have that taste in your mouth that is a combination of alcohol dehydration and i ate way too much sugar

q was like "oh the guy fieri store is closed!" then ran off to the bathroom. then the bartender, the poor guy fieri bartender, asked ME, "oh i can get in there, do you want any guy merch?"

I drank like a gallon of water throughout the night. But I woke up with nary a bellyache!

i have heartburn

Sounds like a fruitful expedition. So, what Guy merch did you buy?

wake-up call from Guy

Remember, he doesn't make money from his food: you can't make a profit with that much donkey sauce. It's the branded wallet chains and shot glasses that help pay for little Fieri's braces and piano lessons.

https://i.imgur.com/eIMKD5y.1jpg

oops

https://i.imgur.com/eIMKD5y.jpg

That's a cocktail napkin, but also the design of the cloth dinner napkins. Not actually available at the closed merch store, tho.

Here's the Vegas Fries, which were actually my favorite thing I think:

https://i.imgur.com/eIMKD5y.jpg

dammit

https://i.imgur.com/eIMKD5y.jpg

FUCK

https://i.imgur.com/TmdlRxu.jpg

The blue-sabi was actually quite nice!

The bright red drink in the middle was actually OK! We ordered a second one!

https://i.imgur.com/PKpbbF2.jpg

In the background you can see the FROZEN SHOT DISPENSER. Frozen shots were actually the biggest disappointment of the night. Somehow I was convinced that the shots would be the consistency of a slushy; instead, they were just cold. shots.

https://i.imgur.com/5oa9M0p.jpg

Cheesecake challenge is best enjoyed with red wine, apparently:

https://i.imgur.com/oEE39no.jpg

That dessert looks frightening.

it was so enormous. it had crunchy things made of clustered potato chips, which quincie hammered apart with the spoon.

Yeah sorry about that, I was pretty aggressive but man, those things were hard!

I think the cheesecake filling was quite OK, good texture and not too sweet. But the crust was shit. Mostly I was grateful that it wasn't a a huge amorphous blob with a bag of old bay Utz potato chips dumped on top.

How was the crab

it all looks like stuff i would eat imo

Crab fondue did not happen. We were three mortals and had to make some tough choices :(

this is good #content, thx for your sacrifice quincie