worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

not gonna lie, i'm anticipating quincie's night out way more than anything going on in my life at the moment

Shall we have a look at the dessert menu?

Guy's Cheesecake Challenge$12.00
a huge mountain of cheesecake topped with potato chips, pretzels + hot fudge.

S'mores Monte Cristo$10.00
honey graham ice cream, brioche, graham cracker butter, marshmallow and chocolate with chocolate + raspberry dipping sauces.

Triple Doublemint Pie$11.00
mint chocolate chip ice cream pie with oreo cookie crust + hot fudge.

Fried Ice Cream Boulder Sundae$11.00
a build-your-own sundae brouhaha wrapped in phyllo dough and breaded with frosted flakes.

can't decide which I dread most huge mountain or brouhaha

not to be alarmist but i think there's a non-zero possibility either you or your partner will be dead before reaching the dessert menu

having said that, cheesecake with potato chips seems like the worst possible way to enjoy the combination of sweet and salty so i'd go for that

the s'mores monte cristo is basically a diabetic coma waiting to happen

the doublemint pie seems like the least offensive, depending on portion size

I have quite deliberately not looked on yelp or anywhere else for pics of this stuff :(

I love how every single one of those cocktails is going to be sweet as fuck.

Also for shots you have to go late 90s sorority girl style and get Rumple Minze. And while the cheesecake sounds awful I think the brouhaha might stealthily be even more terrible.

Just had a peek. Doublemint pie portion size might be described as "off the chain!"

phyllo + ice cream sounds like a good combo actually but obviously it'll be some sort of ungodly portion

I couldn't believe Rumple Minze was on the frozen shot menu! The words "Rumple Minze" have not entered my consciousness since approximately 1994 when I was, in fact, a sorority girl.

graham cracker butter

WTF

I just looked up the boulder sundae and gained half a pound.

Somebody has made an iPhone game about quincie's adventure

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/eggggg-the-platform-puker/id1145738671

kinda insensitive given that quincie is almost certainly dead now

No this is going down tomorrow night!

god it makes so much sense that this guy WENT TO COLLEGE in las vegas

― kl0pper city in the ghetto (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, January 26, 2011 11:50 PM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Graduated with a Bachelor of Science in Hotel Management

please have the vegas fries, quincie

spouse is saying he is going to get the vegas fries

with double fries followed by wings followed by a sandwich followed by a dessert, along with frozen shots and cocktails. . . I mean I'm a gal who can EAT but this is gonna be really difficult

deep knee bends & good quality sweatpants

you got this

I was thinking of going for a "long island girl in vegas for batchelorette party" look

you def need to be high af to have any shot at eating all this

I was thinking that but bizarro's has warning about paranoia+flavortown was well taken. I think I'm gonna have to head into this thing sober.

Have you finalized your menu?

https://imgur.com/KQTs4nk

hmmm OK testing my image posting here

https://imgur.com/KQTs4nk

https://i.imgur.com/KQTs4nk.jpg

OK I'm ready

kinda big tho

I will be ordering:

Rumple Minz frozen shot

Cocktail TBD. They all sound awful except the margarita

B-more Fries
Waffle-cut fries layered with a creamy blue crab fondue, Old Bay + green onions.

Jalapeño Buffalo Wings
House-made buffalo sauce-tossed wings served with raw veggie medley, Guy's blue-sabi (blue cheese + wasabi) dipping sauce to put out the fire!.

The Motley Que Sandwich
Pulled pork shoulder smothered in Guy's Signature Bourbon Brown Sugar BBQ sauce, donkey sauce, stacked with citrus slaw, pickle chips, aged Cheddar cheese + onion straws on a toasted pretzel bun.

Spouse is threatening:

Vegas Fries
Guy's Signature dish - a throwback to his UNLV college days! Crispy sidewinder-cut fries are tossed in spicy buffalo seasoning, topped with blue cheese crumbles, served with Guy's cool blue-sabi (blue cheese + wasabi) dipping sauce.

and either the Cheesecake Challenge or the Fried Ice Cream Brouhaha

OH WAIT

I didn't consider the burgers because they seemed too easy, but there is this gem:

Bacon Mac-N-Cheese Burger$19.00
Award-winning burger - winner of the New York City Wine + Food Festival Burger Bash! Crispy applewood bacon, six-cheese mac 'n' cheese, LTOP (lettuce, tomato, onion + pickle), SMC (super melty cheese) + a slathering of donkey sauce on a garlic-buttered brioche bun.

Praying for u quincie

(Will say the kaddish for u if u dont make it)

Awww thanks :)

um q
why didn't u invite me

This is giving me some guilt, honestly:

https://www.foodbeast.com/news/shane-torres-guy-fieri/

harbl what u doing tomorrow night?

nothing. i don't think i could eat this food though. to be honest.

i was skimming and thought you had already gone :)

Yeah I mean I lost a bet, what can I say

Nobody's fault but mine.

guyfap?

fuck yeah

alright, i could have a guydrink. maybe horse could come. does your ilxmail work? mine does not

mine does not be will send you my actual now

oh wait you said yours does not. hmmmm

no i just logged in to my old email. i lied. got it.

oh good! My ilx webmail is from 2002 I think, I have no idea how to go about getting it.

this is the greatest thread

knowing that I've got harbl and guyfap to look forward too is taking the edge off the coming indigestion

hotel is booked, luckily it has a sauna in which to sweat out donkey sauce

Those'll be some dank towels

dankey sauce